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Teacher tells children Santa Claus doesn't exist

Farted by MonsterMunch, December 11, 2008, 05:26:30 PM

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MonsterMunch

Quote from: Golden Clock;1467487Your black heart!

And black cock

Heliopios

more proof that england sucks cock, (a very close) second only to america
:]

Roman Collar Clock

You know, if I expect my kids to believe in Jesus, I don't think I'll accomplish that very much by telling them that Santa is real.  

I mean it's like, "Hey, there's a guy who flies around once a year delivering presents, a bunny who goes around the whole world delivering eggs, a woman who flies into your room and takes your tooth while leaving money, and there's a guy who came down from Heaven and died for your sins.  Surprise!  All of those people aren't real, except the last one."
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

MonsterMunch

Quote from: Roman Collar Clock;1467510You know, if I expect my kids to believe in Jesus, I don't think I'll accomplish that very much by telling them that Santa is real.  

I mean it's like, "Hey, there's a guy who flies around once a year delivering presents, a bunny who goes around the whole world delivering eggs, a woman who flies into your room and takes your tooth while leaving money, and there's a guy who came down from Heaven and died for your sins.  Surprise!  All of those people aren't real, except the last one."


Poltergeist

Santa only exists to brainwash kids into christianity anyway

Poltergeist

That was an innocent heart-warming family moment brought to you by Poltergeist Clock

Slurpee

Quote from: Heliopios;1467507more proof that england sucks cock, (a very close) second only to america
yeah America and the UK are way worse than, say, scenic Sierra Leone, with its death rate of ONE FIFTH.

compared to this santa claus thing, why, I'd rather be dead.

ToadClock

Quote from: Heliopios;1467507more proof that england sucks cock, (a very close) second only to america

We can smell your jealousy from here... or is that your heavy European sweat?

Loki Clock

I love the Santa Claus w/ Caption on the article.

MarshmallowClock

Quote from: Roman Collar Clock;1467510You know, if I expect my kids to believe in Jesus, I don't think I'll accomplish that very much by telling them that Santa is real.  

I mean it's like, "Hey, there's a guy who flies around once a year delivering presents, a bunny who goes around the whole world delivering eggs, a woman who flies into your room and takes your tooth while leaving money, and there's a guy who came down from Heaven and died for your sins.  Surprise!  All of those people aren't real, except the last one."

Eloquent.

Well-done.

TequilaClock

Did she got banned under the Ministry of Christmas?

Solenoidclock

My parents got mad because I came home one day believing in Santa. They never deluded me with that crap.
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Heliopios

Quote from: Slurpee;1467525yeah America and the UK are way worse than, say, scenic Sierra Leone, with its death rate of ONE FIFTH.


They're doing alot better off than other african countries despotisms.
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Thor

lol @ Europe getting mad at teachers for teaching.

Good show!
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To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.


Roman Collar Clock

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Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

Maltese

yay a teacher that doesn't deceive her children.

Soup Clock

Teacher banned for not letting parents disappoint their own children when they are older and possibly take the situation completely out of hand and maybe even kill somebody over it.  No wonder this world is so fucked up.
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