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DWARFINATORclock

February 16, 2009, 12:19:18 PM

PowerGloveClock

#1
February 16, 2009, 12:20:21 PM
that is just plain stupid
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Slash

#2
February 16, 2009, 12:22:31 PM
Frozen water ball $8
And people actually buy it?
sounds like a business I sould get in to.

PaperClipClock

#3
February 16, 2009, 12:28:48 PM
its round?!

PowerGloveClock

#4
February 16, 2009, 12:30:12 PM
i'm now selling fancy cubed ice for $9 a cube
who wants some
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

PirateClock

#5
February 16, 2009, 12:30:52 PM
Ill have a scotch on the balls please.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

K3LTR0N

#6
February 16, 2009, 12:33:20 PM
you guys its hand-carved in CANADA. obviously it is worth the $8

Slash

#7
February 16, 2009, 12:33:34 PM
Selling surprise ice, 10 $ a piece, could be any form!!

DWARFINATORclock

#8
February 16, 2009, 12:35:16 PM
selling molten ice $40 a piece

PowerGloveClock

#9
February 16, 2009, 12:48:53 PM
guys i'm selling frozen water $24624576357352462 a piece
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

PowerGloveClock

#10
February 16, 2009, 12:52:41 PM
Quote from: AbstinenthClock;1522404Hey everyone look at me I'm so rich I pay for shit that's free just because I can
i pay for gallons of air regularly
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

TequilaClock

#11
February 16, 2009, 12:53:06 PM
god damn it

DiscoBallClock

#12
February 16, 2009, 02:57:23 PM
Sure, let's buy ice 8 bucks a piece when you could just get a round mold and freeze water in it.


Oh wait, then it won't be hand carved in Canada. Damn.

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GodClock

#13
February 16, 2009, 03:20:30 PM
selling pyramid shape ice cubes, $50 each.
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

SnakeClock

#14
February 16, 2009, 03:40:47 PM
This is even better than the Origami Boulder and bottled air.

Quote from: Absin TEHCl0CK;1522561Oh wait, then it won't be hand carved in Canada. Damn.

Well THAT'S a dealbreaker if I ever saw one.

GearBoxClock

#15
February 16, 2009, 03:57:55 PM
Selling gaseous ice, $300 a square inch, hand carved in Canada

Wind-up Clock

#16
February 16, 2009, 04:36:15 PM
See, this is why i have little hope for humanity.

This reminds me of a TV show that sold "mineral" water to customers for high prices.

It was from the hose.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

CaramelAppleClock

#17
February 16, 2009, 04:39:13 PM
Selling cone section shaped ice = 500 dollar ice
:bandwagon

Kidney BeanClock

#18
February 16, 2009, 04:43:52 PM
I thought bottled water for $1.25 was stupid.
"a sphere is "among the most efficient ways to cool your drink""?
Among the most efficient? It had better be the most efficient if they're charging $8.

GodClock

#19
February 16, 2009, 04:44:30 PM
selling vodka ice - $1000, handmade in canada.
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville
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