I lost my wallet.

[ArcticSwirlClock]

Well, I'm positive it'll turn up somewhere in my school lost and found, just without my cash and debit card, though that's not my worry. I also don't think they'd touch my license.

It is blatantly obvious, upon not-so-close inspection, that my wallet has a condom in it. It protrudes from the side.

So I don't know If, when I pick it up, I can face the personnel of my school office with a straight face, as they'd have to inspect it to know it was mine.

Or even if some other kid in the school band finds it in the band room, because they're 90% innocent and will probably jump on sight of such an object.

You just never know when you'll need one, so I always have one in my wallet.



It's not so much worry as it is just laughable though. I thought of it for a second, of everything I left in the wallet, then it just hit me. It is quite funny.

[Mashed Potato Johnson]

They'll see the cash and probably not care about the cards.

[TwistClock]

So, all's well that end's well.

[Slurpee]

if you're sexually active enough to be walking around with a condom in your wallet, you should be mature enough for it not to be a big deal

just saying.

[GodClock]

keeping condoms in your wallet is a bad idea because it will wear on them

[WiiClock]

keeping condoms in your wallet is a bad idea because it will wear on them

i was going to say this.

[Mashed Potato Johnson]

i was going to say this.

so was I

weh're practicly fomly

[CaramelAppleClock]

if you're sexually active enough to be walking around with a condom in your wallet, you should be mature enough for it not to be a big deal

just saying.

I was going to say this but in a more informal manner

[DWARFINATORclock]

OMG CONDOMS ARE SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Insomnia]

OMG CONDOMS ARE SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeahinoright? thats why i dont use them.

[CaramelAppleClock]

So you care about a condom more than your cash...
Are you really that rich or are condoms such scarce resource in your area?

[ProzacClock]

So you care about a condom more than your cash...
Are you really that rich or are condoms such scarce resource in your area?

Not unless he lives in harlem.

[BluezombieClock]

Why are you shy of them finding a condom? At least they know you have safe sex :P

And if he makes some faggot comment about it just tell him to fuck off and give you your wallet back

[DWARFINATORclock]

:P :P :P :P