whole foods market

[VCRClock]

2girls1cup except instead of a cup it's a pancake and instead of poop it's whipped butter and the two girls are Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jemima

[BilliardBall10]

Mr. Hands but with that watery maple syrup (as opposed to the molasses kind) instead of lube and a huge pancake instead of a horse would be a more appropriate sentence

yes, good, but you forget:
men in horses costumes are scary. even when they are carrying pancakes!11oneone

so, your punishment is raised from ''being slapped with 17 pancakes until noon'', into  ''being slapped with 25 pancakes until noon''!!!!!

2girls1cup except instead of a cup it's a pancake and instead of poop it's whipped butter and the two girls are Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jemima

le gasp!

how dare you, my great uncle was mr william longbottom butterworth the 3rd!!!!!!1oneone

you shall be slapped with 12 pancakes... until noon!

[PhantomCatClock]

2girls1cup except instead of a cup it's a pancake and instead of poop it's whipped butter and the two girls are Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jemima

On a serious note, please tell me there's Mrs. Butterworth x Aunt Jemima Rule 34




I don't want to see it, I just need to know it exists.

[BilliardBall10]

On a serious note, please tell me there's Mrs. Butterworth x Aunt Jemima Rule 34

I don't want to see it, I just need to know it exists.

i dont wanna see this either, but im certain that someone out there must've done it.

i also remember a girl who joined the clock crew under the name jemima-clock.
after some time, she changed her clock name into zeffy.

now you know.

[Slurpee]

On a serious note, please tell me there's Mrs. Butterworth x Aunt Jemima Rule 34




I don't want to see it, I just need to know it exists.

oddly there doesn't seem to be? there's a trapped int he closet scenario with an eggo waffle but nothing sapphic

[PhantomCatClock]

I hate my job so goddamned much that I've been close to dropping my two weeks notice for about a month now. I've only stayed for so long because I was worried I might just be a shitbag who hates to work and I had to prove to myself that I wasn't, but after talking to my coworkers, everybody in the store, including people who don't actually work there, hate the same manager I do and <i>a lot have quit because of him before me</i> so I started filling out job applications and I finally got a call from one I would easily get.

I thought the interview was tomorrow


I slept through today's interview.



Working nights + sister's shitty husband going to jail so she's back home and her loud kids keeping me up + me being a dipshit = a very powerful force

[Slurpee]

i got fired a a month or so ago and it's been the best thing that ever happened to me

i'm living on savings and unemployment and going back to school. i'm going to find something where being friendly and intelligent and hard-working and talented isn't a weakness to be exploited in exchange for poverty and sadness

retail wants to eat you. you'll die there and it will eat you and everything you think is special about you will have just been flavoring on a prey animal to be devoured, fuel for a bastard machine with no purpose. nibble nibble nibble

[RobClock]

i got fired a a month or so ago and it's been the best thing that ever happened to me

i'm living on savings and unemployment and going back to school. i'm going to find something where being friendly and intelligent and hard-working and talented isn't a weakness to be exploited in exchange for poverty and sadness

retail wants to eat you. you'll die there and it will eat you and everything you think is special about you will have just been flavoring on a prey animal to be devoured, fuel for a bastard machine with no purpose. nibble nibble nibble

That's the dream, right there. Every day I go to work I pray they fire my ass so I can use pogey to do something with my life. God speed, you magnificent bastard.

[RobClock]

Another year, another 3D Realms lawsuit. The new 3DR lost the rights to the old Duke Nukem games to Gearbox by trying to develop a new one under the pretense of it being an unfinished older title, and now all the digital retail versions that 3DR has out at the moment are being pulled.

What that means for YOU, however, is that you can now get Duke Nukem 1, 2, 3D, and Manhattan Project for $0.59 a pop right now on GoG http://www.gog.com/promo/weekly_staff_pick_farewell_duke_281216?pp=6c1e671f9af5b46d9c1a52067bdf0e53685674f7

Pretty amazing deal. Makes me wish I didn't already own like 6 copies of each.

[Slurpee]

is manhattan project good i think it's the only one i haven't played and don't own

[Slurpee]

i ask this of a 59 cent purchase while i have a steam library full of untouched games

[BilliardBall10]

i got fired a a month or so ago and it's been the best thing that ever happened to me

i'm living on savings and unemployment and going back to school. i'm going to find something where being friendly and intelligent and hard-working and talented isn't a weakness to be exploited in exchange for poverty and sadness

retail wants to eat you. you'll die there and it will eat you and everything you think is special about you will have just been flavoring on a prey animal to be devoured, fuel for a bastard machine with no purpose. nibble nibble nibble

that was a great post slurpee!
its true on many levels.

also: what was your job, if im not very rude?

yeah, horrible bosses and bad workplaces can be a real pain.

Another year, another 3D Realms lawsuit. The new 3DR lost the rights to the old Duke Nukem games to Gearbox by trying to develop a new one under the pretense of it being an unfinished older title, and now all the digital retail versions that 3DR has out at the moment are being pulled.

What that means for YOU, however, is that you can now get Duke Nukem 1, 2, 3D, and Manhattan Project for $0.59 a pop right now on GoG http://www.gog.com/promo/weekly_staff_pick_farewell_duke_281216?pp=6c1e671f9af5b46d9c1a52067bdf0e53685674f7

Pretty amazing deal. Makes me wish I didn't already own like 6 copies of each.

say, rob(or anyone who wants to answer that), are those 4 games sold in physical form (CD's), or they are sold in digital form?
(just like in steam?)???

because if its the former, then its a great deal, and i like duke nukem.

[Slurpee]

supermarket cashier

i didn't belong there i am punk rock and roll

[Slurpee]

http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/rock/6828129/guns-n-roses-reunion-coachella-stadium-las-vegas?utm_source=twitter

Guns N’ Roses, with founding members Axl Rose and Slash, will headline the Coachella Music & Arts Festival in Indio, Calif., set for April 15-17 and April 22-24

when reached for comment, I was quoted as saying "it's too late you stupid fucking cunts"

[PhantomCatClock]

I hope Axl shows up late then knocks out some young new headliner, sings one song, and leaves

[BilliardBall10]

supermarket cashier

i didn't belong there i am punk rock and roll

ah, i see.

i used to be a waiter at coffee shops/bars, and i also worked as a multimedia guy at some companies as well.

you seem like a cool guy slurpee.
what would you like to do in the future? (just asking)
i wanna try my hand at learning more stuff about programming. (i know the basics, but i've gotta get better)

[BilliardBall10]

also gun n roses are cool, its nice to see them back.

[RobClock]

is manhattan project good i think it's the only one i haven't played and don't own

It's pretty great. it's not very long, but thats the only complaint i have with it. Not really a problem for less than a dollar.

I'd call it the second best Duke game after 3D.

[PhantomCatClock]

If I won the lottery, I'd buy a new dick

[BilliardBall10]

If I won the lottery, I'd buy a new dick

dicks are expensive?