whole foods market

[PhantomCatClock]

no, but I'd want to make sure I had fuck-you money before I fucked anyone with my new dick

it'd be poetic, in its own way

[BilliardBall10]

no, but I'd want to make sure I had fuck-you money before I fucked anyone with my new dick

it'd be poetic, in its own way

ah, in that case, i understand.

may you acquire your new phallus economicus, sir!

[Slurpee]

i just found we weren't the only ones on that dragons fucking cars meme and im really happy about it

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/draconic-vehicular-romance/
http://www.reddit.com/r/dragonsfuckingcars

the internet is beautiful
life is beautiful

[BilliardBall10]

this is really cool, slurpee.

say, slurpee, have you seen the magnificent gift that blue-clock gave to me so many years ago?
look here:
http://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?topic=104842.0

i recently re-discovered this, so i believe that the stars have aligned. we MUST complete this project.

[PhantomCatClock]

I heard about dragons fucking cars (yeeeears ago, definitely pre-2010, not sure when) from B3ta

[BilliardBall10]

I heard about dragons fucking cars (yeeeears ago, definitely pre-2010, not sure when) from B3ta

yeah, i know about this dragons-on-cars thing since 09, i believe it was featured in knowyourmeme.com(maybe), and in encyclopedia dramatica (thats certain).

[pop-tart]

I am a bad person, I think.

I'm shopping for a gift for my ladyfriend's birthday and see a fragrance that an ex used to wear like ten years ago. This was someone I was hopelessly sexually infatuated with.

Like Pavlov's dogs, the mere scent stirs up something in me. Something that's been buried for years. Memories of an easier time in my life. Memories of the first girl I ever told I loved. Our nightly rituals of small talk as we pretended we were something more than just physically connected. It ended after a year for that reason.

I want to go back and buy the perfume for my current love. I keep telling myself it's just because it smells nice and she'd like it... but I know I'm lying.

[PhantomCatClock]

So do it and make new memories. Decadence has its place

[BilliardBall10]

I am a bad person, I think.

I'm shopping for a gift for my ladyfriend's birthday and see a fragrance that an ex used to wear like ten years ago. This was someone I was hopelessly sexually infatuated with.

Like Pavlov's dogs, the mere scent stirs up something in me. Something that's been buried for years. Memories of an easier time in my life. Memories of the first girl I ever told I loved. Our nightly rituals of small talk as we pretended we were something more than just physically connected. It ended after a year for that reason.

I want to go back and buy the perfume for my current love. I keep telling myself it's just because it smells nice and she'd like it... but I know I'm lying.

you're not a bad person.
you're just a romantic person. with many hidden secrets, thoughts and passions, like all of us.
we all have past-loves, old experiences, ''skeletons in our closets'', thoughts and things that make us feel ''bad''.

want my advice?

buy the perfume.

you will create new memories with it.

and, one day, when you will find the true love of your life, you will buy this perfume for her, and you will have one hell of a story to share with your children. (excluding the other women in the story, ofcourse, and saying something like ''when i met your mother, i gave her that perfume, it means alot for us...)

or, you will just keep all this magnificent story to yourself, thinking about this, as you stare outside of the window...

i have to ask: what perfume is it?
one of my greatest highschool crushes used to wear a CK perfume, and it still haunts me to this day.

[Slurpee]

                        ya got a bum ticker
|/

[Slurpee]

sorry for some reason that post felt important to me again

[PhantomCatClock]

well now I wish I was that post

[BilliardBall10]

what is a bum ticket?

[PhantomCatClock]

It refers to the times homeless people ("bums") used to jump into open boxcars on trains very frequently. Normally, traveling by train, even in an empty car with no accommodations that wasn't being used for anything else, would be expensive, but with the bum ticket you could get a crappier, less comfortable version of something for free, like sneaking into the basement of a hotel to sleep at night

[PhantomCatClock]

Sometimes, before everything was computerized to the extent they are now and especially before even that, when two people would call in to book a flight on a plane at the same time, two different operators for the airline service (or even at two different kiosks dealing with customers in person) the two operators would sell a legitimate ticket to the same seat two two different people. The first person there, of course, would actually get on the plane, but the second person would be left with a bum ticket (bum meaning useless in this case). This doesn't happen any more nowadays, now that all planes have rosters of passengers and brief descriptions of them for the sake of heightened security and making it so blacklisted folk don't buy tickets through proxies.

[PhantomCatClock]

A bum ticket is what policemen give to truckers who are hauling very heavy loads at unacceptably high speeds, especially in dangerous areas like going downhill where it'd be impossible to stop in an emergency, or in the desert when there's a flood warning. Bum ticket is, in this case, not considered appropriate for polite conversation since the slang derives from the big rig drivers figuratively hauling ass, but since it's generally used by these truckers when talking to other truckers ("if I get one more goddamned bum ticket I can kiss any future commissions goodbye") the phrase is still widely used.

[PhantomCatClock]

Quoth Wikipedia:
Bum tickets (also known as ticket scalping, ticker resale or ticket touting) is the act of reselling tickets for admission to events. Tickets are bought from licensed sellers and are then sold for a price determined by the individual or company in possession of the tickets. Tickets sold through secondary sources may be sold for less or more than their face value depending on demand, which tends to vary as the event date approaches. When the supply of tickets for a given event available through authorized ticket sellers is depleted, the event is considered "sold out", generally increasing the market value for any tickets on offer through secondary sellers. Ticket resale is more common in sporting events and music events/concerts.

[AnkhClock]

I feel like there are steadily less and less things on the internet that hold my interest these days. Too bad there's fuck all to do in this podunk town.

Been applying to film schools. Hope I can start somewhere this fall.

[Slurpee]

bum ticker. he wsas telling bruce willis he has heart problems!

I feel like there are steadily less and less things on the internet that hold my interest these days. Too bad there's fuck all to do in this podunk town.

Been applying to film schools. Hope I can start somewhere this fall.

ganbatte

[PhantomCatClock]

bb10 did not ask about bum tickers, stop changing the subject