is he dead yet

[Slurpee]

sorry to hear that
I hope it will bring you some small comfort to know that I (Slurpee) am in fact well

[PhantomCatClock]

I'm doing well for the first time in months hello

[RobClock]

I won’t bore you with the details but the night went from bad to worse and I’m glad everything is alright on the homogang front

[PhantomCatClock]

if you're upset about the daylight savings time/daylight gayvings time controversy, it'll probably be okay

[GreyClock]

I won’t bore you with the details but the night went from bad to worse and I’m glad everything is alright on the homogang front

I thought that that was what this thread was for?

[PhantomCatClock]

He's just trying to be polite because he knows the festival extravaganza for Slurpee's 10,000th post is coming up but you are entirely correct

[Slurpee]

Slurpee's 10,000th post is coming up

omg


omg

[Slurpee]

if I do 46 posts in 24 hours it will happen on my birthday 🔥🔥🔥

[Slurpee]

I probably won't, though

[RobClock]

I probably won't, though

You can do it
I believe in you

[PhantomCatClock]

why isn't the P in your name capitalized? Your clockname was always two of my favorite things

[Slurpee]

the goddamn tan inverse of x is fucking one over one plus x squared not one over the fucking square root of one plus x squared which means that infinite series on the test I just took was a simple fucking u-sub, tan inverse of the natural log of x, du is equal to one over one plus the natural log of x squared times the derivative of the natural log of x which was just the x in the denominator which makes the whole thing the integral of the square root of u, which brings the fucking integral to the limit as a approaches infinity of u to the 3/2 power evaluated from a to 1, backsubbing the fucking u and evaluating gives goddamned tan inverse of natural log of a to the 3/2 power minus the tan inverse of natural log of 1 to the 3/2 power, natural log of 1 is 0 and tan inverse of 0 is 0 because it's symmetric about the origin, the natural log of a as a approaches infinity is also infinity but as tan inverse approaches infinity it approaches fucking pi over 2 because tan is sine over cosine and inversely pi/2 is when cosine approaches zero as sine approaches one, meaning the fucking integral fucking converges at pi/2 times root pi/2 times 2/3 which means the FUCKING SERIES CONVERGES BY THE GODDAMNED INTEGRAL TEST AND I DIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT UNTIL I WAS WALKING TO THE GODDAMNED BUS STOP ALL BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DIFFENTIATING TAN INVERSE I FORGOT TO SQUARE THE RESULTS OF COSINE WITH RESPECT TO Y SO I THOUGHT THERE WAS A FUCKING SQUARE ROOT IN THE DENOMINATOR OF THE DERIVATIVE

*huff huff*


I SHOULD'VE ACED THAT FUCKING TEST. WHY AM I LIKE THIS???


*huff*

[Slurpee]

[GreyClock]

[GreyClock]

Do you guys have any specific goals or ambitions or dreams or whatever the fucks? If so lay them out and we'll discuss them and it will be nice. I'm nostalgic for the future, if that makes sense.

[RobClock]

I made this while the forums were down and posted it on discord to the complete indifference of everyone there https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/97ae21ed1029d858bdf56a59e57107f5

[RobClock]

Do you guys have any specific goals or ambitions or dreams or whatever the fucks? If so lay them out and we'll discuss them and it will be nice. I'm nostalgic for the future, if that makes sense.

I truly and sincerely don’t which is where a lot of my issues stem from, I think

All I’d really like out of life is to find someone to spend my time with so I don’t die miserable and alone forgotten and unloved

[GreyClock]

I truly and sincerely don’t which is where a lot of my issues stem from, I think

All I’d really like out of life is to find someone to spend my time with so I don’t die miserable and alone forgotten and unloved

Yes to the first part. Although lately I've been entertaining the idea of some day buying a small freestanding house near a forest, or even a lake. It would have a decent-sized garden, and for some reason I want to make my own furniture. I'm a little done with apartment life, even though I only just moved like six months ago. It's a little depressing to realize I still have at least a couple of years to go before I can even begin to think seriously about something like this, but I guess it's good to have something to work towards, or look forward to.

If you want, I could say a few depressing things about the second part.

[RobClock]

I’m sure, based on the synopsis of it being depressing, I’ve already thought it myself at least once

[PhantomCatClock]

I made this while the forums were down and posted it on discord to the complete indifference of everyone there https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/97ae21ed1029d858bdf56a59e57107f5

I actually almost submitted a similar thing but this is much beautifuller and if it didn't make the cut mine wouldn't BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE THERE WAS NO FORUM





I learned you can be allergic to weed and that does not equal a good time. I'm better now, throat still feels like it's on fire (we did an edible but it feels like I was smoking as fast as I could all night) but by and far the trip was the worst part