is he dead yet

[PhantomCatClock]

you have the data of ao four year old

[PhantomCatClock]

it's a schlong wang down

[PhantomCatClock]

(Make America Great Again) • (roni & Cheese)

[PhantomCatClock]

darth vader

pros:
• robot hands always feel like someone else is jerking you off

cons:
• dick probably burnt off anyway tho

[RobClock]

Have you heard the tale of Darth Phallus the premature?

[Slurpee]

a fun game is to do a twitter search for antis -anti and try to guess what the fuck anybody is talking about















jeez erin, not everyone is a larrie

[VCRClock]

who was looking for the mrsimon youtube poop with the "funny kiss"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SwnqH427ir4
jamba don't click this link

also was that like 6 months ago or like 4 years I can't understand time anymore

me, and 6 months thanks

[Slurpee]

apparently these are the antis?

look to be some kind of, badass shadow people, crawling out of a blighted marsh to seek vengeance upon the flesh of the living?

I guess I could understand why larries and armyblinks wouldn't want to be associated with that, but it's cool that the zoochies managed to broker peace in solidarity against a tom stan or with a tom stan I'm not sure

[Slurpee]

me, and 6 months thanks

👍

[Slurpee]

gonna feed a bot ten thousand anti anti tweets and create the ultimate anti anti
nobody will be able to not like something somebody else has built a little too much of their personality and identity around again

[Slurpee]

I wonder if any of these people have accidentally fought with each other
like they happen to use the same made up word for whatever they're talking about and nobody pays enough attention to what the person they're arguing with is saying to realize they're not even talking about the same thing so a reylo and a bakudeku just tear each other apart and swat each other's apartments because they both think the other is an anti and thus any force is justified

[VCRClock]

gonna feed a bot ten thousand anti anti tweets and create the ultimate anti anti
nobody will be able to not like something somebody else has built a little too much of their personality and identity around again

antiantibot, you helped me roast someone who stans a korean boy band I don't like when they tweeted some shit about the korean boy band I like

but now, you're roasting a member of my korean boy band family because they tweeted some shit about a korean boy band that SUCKS

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND ANTIANTIBOT

[PhantomCatClock]

they just don't know how to spell panties

[Slurpee]

really mad at my uncles and antis

[PhantomCatClock]

you mean it doesn't rhyme with mantis?

[Slurpee]

starting a few system updates ago, when I tap the "share" button on my ipad, it loads a few "convenient" shortcuts

one such shortcut airdrops to the device that I airdrop to nearly every single time I press the share button, the only exception being when

-I PRESS IT ACCIDENTALLY-

invariably, the other shortcuts that appear when I tap the share button (a thing which can happen accidentally)
are just random fucking people from my contacts list
sometimes it's people from school, sometimes it's family, sometimes it's friends. the only thing they all seem to have in common that I have never sent anything to them using the goddamn share button ever in my entire fucking life

these shortcuts load
1) inconsistently
2) very quickly, with little to no animation overhead alerting you to their appearance, and
3) occasionally following a brief, stuttering pause

now, nothing bad has ever happened to me as a result of this, but



can
you
spot
anything
about
this
feature
that
might
be
a
p r o b l e m

?

because apple sure can't– they don't provide the ability to disable it

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

a fun game is to do a twitter search for antis -anti and try to guess what the fuck anybody is talking about

you're right that WAS fun

gonna feed a bot ten thousand anti anti tweets and create the ultimate anti anti
nobody will be able to not like something somebody else has built a little too much of their personality and identity around again

antiantibot, you helped me roast someone who stans a korean boy band I don't like when they tweeted some shit about the korean boy band I like

but now, you're roasting a member of my korean boy band family because they tweeted some shit about a korean boy band that SUCKS

I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND ANTIANTIBOT

I thought I had some screencaps of these people but I don't. I do have this though.

starting a few system updates ago, when I tap the "share" button on my ipad, it loads a few "convenient" shortcuts

one such shortcut airdrops to the device that I airdrop to nearly every single time I press the share button, the only exception being when

-I PRESS IT ACCIDENTALLY-

invariably, the other shortcuts that appear when I tap the share button (a thing which can happen accidentally)
are just random fucking people from my contacts list
sometimes it's people from school, sometimes it's family, sometimes it's friends. the only thing they all seem to have in common that I have never sent anything to them using the goddamn share button ever in my entire fucking life

these shortcuts load
1) inconsistently
2) very quickly, with little to no animation overhead alerting you to their appearance, and
3) occasionally following a brief, stuttering pause

now, nothing bad has ever happened to me as a result of this, but

[img]https://i.imgur.com/92YSKLeh.jpg[/img.]

can
you
spot
anything
about
this
feature
that
might
be
a
p r o b l e m

?

because apple sure can't– they don't provide the ability to disable it

see this is why I use android. sending porn links to friends and family is a much more streamlined process.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

oh wait yes I do. singer-stalkers never change. none of em are as bad as the one who stalked bjork though. I saw the dude's vhs equivalent of a livestream before he killed himself. dude recorded himself talking to the camera for hours and hours on end gradually losing his mind. it was like a particularly upsetting fever dream.

[PhantomCatClock]

3) occasionally following a brief, stuttering pause

see this is why I use android.

Android does this too—at least #3. Every time—every GOD DAMNED TIME—I want to send something to someone, I will go to touch their IM window or text message name, then this magical Myspace Top 8 Things You Never Gave A Shit About will load the millisecond before I touch the screen, pushing all the options that were just there down so I click the wrong thing, then have to wait for THAT to load before backing out.

[PhantomCatClock]

slurpee how do you get the new pokemon constellation lands in arena