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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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Slurpee


PhantomCatClock

i got a class action lawsuit in the mail asking if i'd bought a coca-cola in the last three years and said no. good thing, it turns out coke is suing everyone who drank one

Slurpee

I'm afraid the german language just hasn't played a large role in my weltanschauung

PhantomCatClock

i find it kind of awesome, i find it kind of neat,
the dreams in which i'm dying are extremely fuckin' sweet

Slurpee

if you think about it, vehicles are basically just giant shoes, including the lunar lander. so really buzz and neil walked on it at the same time, in their shared giant shoe

PhantomCatClock

that post made me think something about you that i hereby apologize for because it was completely out of line

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

going to the moon is like going to the beach if you weren't barefoot in the sand you didn't really go. buzz and neil didn't really go the moon. they're so obviously wearing space suits with shoes in the footage and society still thinks the moon landing was real. fucking ingrates.

PhantomCatClock

a horror story where you're invited to a dork battle and when you get to the coliseum everyone just turns to look at you and then the venue owner shows up and says actually your complimentary seat isn't up in the bleachers, it's in the middle of the field, and only after sitting there for ten minutes waiting for the dorks to show up do you realize

Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on August 29, 2024, 06:31:11 AMthat post made me think something about you that i hereby apologize for because it was completely out of line
I accept

PhantomCatClock

thank you, very graceful. the worst part is you probably don't even have a foot fetish. it was just about shoes

Slurpee


VCRClock

Quote from: Slurpee on August 29, 2024, 06:51:14 PM

I was thinking "unlikely" but then I went to the store and they had



so like if you think you're as nasty as a Nasty Beast would be you might be in good company
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock


RobClock

I start college tomorrow and I've reached the point of nausea and suicidal idealization. Why did I do this to myself lol

PhantomCatClock


Slurpee

Quote from: RobClock on September 02, 2024, 07:14:56 AMI start college tomorrow and I've reached the point of nausea and suicidal idealization. Why did I do this to myself lol
[in random drunk girl walking up to you outside of a bar completely unprompted voice] you're gonna be beautiful. you're gonna be so good.

EvilBeanClock

Quote from: RobClock on September 02, 2024, 07:14:56 AMI start college tomorrow and I've reached the point of nausea and suicidal idealization. Why did I do this to myself lol
what year are you in

PhantomCatClock


VCRClock

hey the cool thing about college is: it doesn't matter

not that you can't learn anything. you can and you will

but like the part of it where you pass or fail things. that doesn't matter. you can fail as many times as your finances allow. even asshats get through college, sometimes by virtue of applying minimum effort strategically to stuff they don't care about. and that's not necessarily a bad strategy

except for a few situations that don't apply to most people, nobody will care what your grade point average was, only that the college says you have the degree and that you can demonstrate you know how to do what you're supposed to know how to do

don't be nervous college is fake just learn what you can and network how you can
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

RobClock

It's the math I'm concerned with. I only passed grade 12 math with a 56 and that was eleven years ago, I haven't exactly kept up with my times tables.

Orientation day was dumb. I got a slice of cold pizza. The kids are so young, I felt so very old and crotchety. Can't wait for it to be over with so I can go back to the workforce and fraternize with sad alcoholics rather than these fresh faced happy alcoholics.