whose flood market

[Slash]

Well I suppose I could pull down my pants to my knees, but that's just embarrassing

[AnkhClock]

I feel the need to make a Discoball & Ankh porno.

give into your feelings

[Slurpee]

an exclusive inside look into the wild world of assistant managing a hat store                                            

Keith
i opened the store by myself today
on my third day working
7:09pm
Me
good jorb
7:09pm
Keith
my boss was running late
it was pretty awesome
7:09pm
Me
tell me really though
how bad ass is the assistant managing a hat store business
is it way bad ass
7:10pm
Keith
its way bad ass
i get to tell people off
all the time
7:10pm
Me
yessss
7:10pm
Keith
kick kids outta my store
discount whenever i want
adjust the time sheets
7:11pm
Me
oh dude
adjusting time sheets
rad
so rad
7:12pm
Keith
me and my manager were eating chipoltle in the store today and a  customer walked in and looked around he asked us for help and my boss  was like cant you see were eating burritos

[Slurpee]

this fucking job manager is dicking me around I'm trying to get a fucking job she keep telling me she's gonna call this the third motherfucking time I had to reschedule the god damn shit

[Slurpee]

everything else is pretty okay though

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I need a short 5-15 second audio clip for my intro and my new flash is done, problem is I cant find one I want.

[Slash]

Yeah, good luck with that

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Okay found one, flash done. Will upload tomorrow when everybody is online.

[Slash]

Fuck, you better give me credit for wishing you luck

[Slash]

without that you'd be lost man, you'd be no where dude!

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

You will be immortalized in statue within the hall of flounderman

[DiscoBallClock]

Hall of Flounderbutts.

[Slash]

Hell yeah.

[Marlin Clock]

You lucky bastard, Slurpee. Do you know how hard it has been for me to find a job, any job?



Oh well, there's still a chance I can get something this semester, but still I ain't holdin' my breath.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?p=1776932#post1776932

vote 5

[Topcatyo]

Guys, I saw a World War 2 movie called Black Book and the entire time I couldn't help but think about how the one SS Officer looked like Seth McFarlane.
He died.

[Slurpee]

You lucky bastard, Slurpee.
Do you know how hard it has been for me to find a job, any job?



Oh well, there's still a chance I can get something this semester, but still I ain't holdin' my breath.

hehehehe
the job market is horrible. you have to be prepared to kill a man, because that's what it's gonna take. literally.

[Slurpee]

metaphorically.

[Slurpee]

literally.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I was incredibly lucky to get my job.