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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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Insomnia

#80540
June 08, 2011, 04:34:11 AM
Just found a seed in my bowl in near pitch blackness. Feels good man. That's a good dozen now.

"brb going to moon"

Sombra

#80541
June 08, 2011, 11:12:02 AM
Get better weed dawg

DiscoBallClock

#80542
June 08, 2011, 12:06:10 PM
Oh shit it's Steve I missed you pal! How's it going?

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Steve

#80543
June 08, 2011, 12:32:00 PM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1825600Oh shit it's Steve I missed you pal! How's it going?
TERRIBLE! I GOT A JOB, AND NOW MY MATTRESS CAUSES MY HORRIBLE BACK PAIN BUT I CAN'T GO OUT AND GET A NEW ONE YET.

Other than that, life's shit, as it's always been. And yourself?

DiscoBallClock

#80544
June 08, 2011, 12:47:11 PM
Quote from: Steve;1825607TERRIBLE! I GOT A JOB, AND NOW MY MATTRESS CAUSES MY HORRIBLE BACK PAIN BUT I CAN'T GO OUT AND GET A NEW ONE YET.

Other than that, life's shit, as it's always been. And yourself?
I'm okay. Better than usual though!

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Losperman

#80545
June 08, 2011, 03:29:47 PM
Quote from: Steve;1825554Ladies, Gentlemen.
Long time no see.

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Sig by {{{Zombie Lincoln}}}


:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

buttplug

#80546
June 08, 2011, 05:58:51 PM
Louis CK is my favorite comedian. Can't wait for season 2 of Louie!

Topcatyo

#80547
June 08, 2011, 09:17:51 PM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1825691Louis CK is my favorite comedian. Can't wait for season 2 of Louie!
Louis CK, Patton Oswalt and Mitch Hedberg are all my top 3. I dunno who I like more out of them.

Losperman

#80548
June 08, 2011, 10:00:58 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1825661Losperman is an anagram of Sperm Loan

Wonder what kind of collateral you have to provide at the sperm bank to get a loan

I give them out very freely, but only if the interest is high. ;)
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:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

Slurpee

#80549
June 09, 2011, 12:43:45 AM
yo for real though,
I suffer from stinky dick
every time I take a piss it smells just like shit.

Kombucha

#80550
June 09, 2011, 12:56:31 AM
My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak,
Smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.

I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I

#80551
June 09, 2011, 05:34:02 AM
I got Hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion,
It wasn't from the sex, it was the blood transfusion
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

Slash

#80552
June 09, 2011, 06:35:40 AM
Quote from: BlobClock;1825829I got Hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion,
It wasn't from the sex, it was the blood transfusion

Of course, the horse uses condoms.

Kombucha

#80553
June 09, 2011, 12:04:42 PM
I write freaky fanfiction where cartoons fuck.
Got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts.

VuBawlsClock

#80554
June 09, 2011, 05:45:09 PM
Success, I finaly talked her into joining
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Fuck Steven Universe

AmberArachnidClock

#80557
June 10, 2011, 12:15:17 AM
Quote from: Kombucha;1826077

ahahahaha

VuBawlsClock

#80558
June 10, 2011, 12:15:23 AM
Quote from: Kombucha;1826077
I gotta remember ths
Fuck Steven Universe
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