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NintendrCkolc

I'm pretty awful at math but I also chose 9.

I feel good about myself today...

Topcatyo

Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1818111How could you have done that if you don't even know that terms within parenthesis are solved before exponents and roots? >=)
I did back when she taught me it however many years ago.


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I still can't figure out how to embed these things.
View source.. find the path for the player... wrap it in the flash tags with some random ass dimensions..?


Kombucha

kombuchaclock: You guys are gay because you crochet blankets to cuddle in after sex.
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) Its true
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) No we're gay because we spit roasted your ass while watching my little pony.
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) No homo.
kombuchaclock: I know you're gay because when we 69ed you told me you liked the way my moustache tickled your balls.
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) I know you're gay because you farted the condom from last night when I caught you sniffing my drawers.
kombuchaclock: I know you're gay because you picked the princess outfit on roleplaying night.
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) I knew you were gay when you told me the rubber fist had nothing to do with the drinking game.
kombuchaclock: I know you're gay because you drank fruit flavored alcohol during that drinking game.
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) I knew you were gay because you were drinking champagne from my asshole.
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) Do you know how hard I had to shake it too?
kombuchaclock: I knew you were gay because you bought the extra fancy champagne.
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) I knew you were gay because I had to pick the good stuff or you wouldn't sleep with me.
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) Thats pretty gay
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) in both senses of the word
kombuchaclock: x2 gay combo
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) I knew you were gay when you knew I bought my ray bans 3 years ago.
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) I knew you were gay when you said you were crocheting a blanket in spring time.
kombuchaclock: I knew you were gay when we were about to go see Chippendales perform and you fussed for three hours over what to wear.
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) Thats totally me
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) I knew you were gay when you showed me what you meant by cocktail.
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) ba dum tisss
kombuchaclock: Hahaha
kombuchaclock: I knew you were gay when you asked me not to cum on your carpet because you just had it cleaned.
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) I knew you were gay because you said it didn't matter because it wasn't the one you wanted at Tiffany's.
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) I knew you were gay when you asked me to bend over and you cheked my prostate with your penis
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) no homo
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) I have just realized i queen out when pissed
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) that makes me pissed
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) Really?
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) I am ssssssso upsssssset
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) I should do something to piss you off.
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) Yep
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) Hey Gir. You remember when they cancelled the first transformers animated series?
[Clock Crew 2]: (absintheclock) GO!
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) you should hear me say fabulous.
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) ~_~ DONT REMIND ME, seriously
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) That was the worst day of my childhood
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Mecha" monsieurdesjardins@gmail.com) you know how I know you're gay
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Mecha" monsieurdesjardins@gmail.com) you currently have a vibrator in your ass
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) I do
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) you called it
kombuchaclock: I know Gir is gay because he named his vibrator Soundwave.
kombuchaclock: Or Rumble, or Shockwave.
kombuchaclock: Transformers have good names for vibrators.
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) It's name is shockwave
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) obviously
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) I have another one named rumble
[Clock Crew 2]: ("Girclock" m00tykinz) My bongs named is lazerbeak
kombuchaclock: Haha

AnkhClock

I don't want to read that whole IM convo but from the gist of it I guess Gir likes men? this is something I didn't know before.



Kombucha

Quote from: AnkhClock;1818251I don't want to read that whole IM convo but from the gist of it I guess Gir likes men? this is something I didn't know before.
That is not the gist of it.


AnkhClock





Marlin Clock

Quote from: AnkhClock;1818251I don't want to read that whole IM convo but from the gist of it I guess Gir likes men? this is something I didn't know before.

I thought that's been common knowledge for a while.

AnkhClock

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1818277I thought that's been common knowledge for a while.

I was being ironic

Thats when I say something that's the opposite of what I really mean.

Sarcasm, for instance, is a form of irony



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Quote from: topcatyo;1818105Yeah so Wikipedia says the order of operations is:
 
So yeah, I was wrong about the parenthesis and exponents things. Although to be honest it makes sense that parenthesis would have priority over exponents so I dunno what I was thinking.

I just remember it by BEDMAS.
 
Brackets
Exponants
Division
Multiplication
Addition
Substraction
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Slurpee


Slurpee

Is the order of operations derived by something mathematically meaningful or is it just a standard we invented because we needed a standard?

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Quote from: Slurpee;1818332I'll bed your mas.

I'll mas onto your bed.
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

DiscoBallClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1818334Is the order of operations derived by something mathematically meaningful or is it just a standard we invented because we needed a standard?
No I'm pretty sure it's relevant. Subtracting before multiplicating will lead to a different result than in the opposite sequence

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