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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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Slurpee

Gay The Mask says, "Sssssomebody top me!"

that;s one of mine, you can use it if you want.

PhantomCatClock

speaking of gay and you, I had a dream about you and I was going to make it into a flash but my tablet doesn't play well with my new OS and I don't want to buy a new one just yet because fuck online ordering for now. I'm sure I'll get over that

Slurpee

was it a nice dream? did I look cute

PhantomCatClock

It was like a clock movie for a dream so it was an actual slurpee with a clock on it (meaning no matter what happens, I'm going to be disappointed with the end product because it won't look that good) and kind of. I wrote it down but looking at it again, it might just be stupid and not funny at all. I thought it was hilarious

REMEMBER SPOILER TAGS?
You were jogging with a doglet and the dog was reading text messages? So I texted "Ark is a three letter word" to it and it gets super pissed off and goes on this tirade about how there are exceptions to every rule and how asinine it is to be so confident in saying something so specific. Then I hit it with "all words have letters" and it started again (by this point you're wondering why your dog is barking so muchâ€"this is the funny prank haha the dog is barking nobody knows what it's saying except the viewer) and it's getting tired and you start to leave but I text "sometimes it's arc" and the barking starts up again and END CREDITS which is an unbelievably stupid idea but I'm just really amazed that that happened naturally in my sleep. It's like getting something coherent out of a ouija board.
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RobClock


RobClock


BilliardBall10

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 07, 2017, 05:02:00 AM
Well from now on I'm only jacking off in Amazon boxes. God knows I have enough of them to last me a good while. That'll show them.
At this point it's like that prophetic grudge where I know something's going to happen and when it does I just throw up my arms and say one of six random curse words, batteries not included.

its sad to see you having problems with amazon. usually, they are nice+helpful.
i hope that the rest of your packages will arrive quickly/safely to you.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 09, 2017, 05:49:47 AM
It was like a clock movie for a dream so it was an actual slurpee with a clock on it. I wrote it down but looking at it again, it might just be stupid and not funny at all. I thought it was hilarious

[epic story unfolds]
wow, thats one awesome movie-idea! what a dream!

i would love to see this created in flash. (by you).

otherwise, i might make it. (with your permission ofc)

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

AnkhClock




Slurpee

whatever that is it's crashing this page on my tablet

PhantomCatClock


AnkhClock




AnkhClock

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 10, 2017, 03:39:54 AM
SBC was on Adult Swim?

he's lumped with the other newgrounds characters though



Slurpee

got to be honest, I don't think I'd want to play a game with oogtar in it

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

SBC is a bullshit character. none of his attacks have a single frame of animation, he can't be KO'd, and his final smash is just a 48 hour loop of B that you can't skip unless you restart your wii and then format the hard drive.

PhantomCatClock


PhantomCatClock

did my dumb ass do the math wrong last time? woof



wait, did my dumb ass do the math wrong this time? shit. shit.

SockpuppetClock

#107216
leekclock's o my brothers got removed from that copyright wave from before. i cant find it anywhere anymore FUUUUCK

edit: managed to find it

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/258000/258975_omb.swf

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: SockpuppetClock on January 10, 2017, 09:48:42 AM
leekclock's o my brothers got removed from that copyright wave from before.
absolutely criminal

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 10, 2017, 08:17:27 AM
there's that 27th post
wut

PhantomCatClock

OH, a 2. Shit, I thought you upgraded to the new binary post counter.

PhantomCatClock

Quote from: SockpuppetClock on January 10, 2017, 09:48:42 AM
leekclock's o my brothers got removed from that copyright wave from before. i cant find it anywhere anymore FUUUUCK

edit: managed to find it

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/258000/258975_omb.swf

holy shit, I need to go through Leek's gallery