gary brolsma tank n spank

[Slurpee]

I just think he's funny because he is famous for skating, that thing you do in 8th grade while listening to sum 41, and everything else he does ties back to skating
he has an incredibly successful line of video games about skating
he was in many movies and tv about skating
he appeared on rocket power, nuff said
he has a series of amusement park rides named after him, they are about skating
he was invited to the white house, to skate
he created the Tony Hawk Foundation, a multimillion dollar philanthropic organization whose goal is to help underprivileged youth, by building them skate parks

I'm not making that one up but it feels like I am
what is wrong with him why does he love skating so much

[Slurpee]

I think we're approaching a moment in time when tony hawk will be a post-ironic meme and his mere presence will be instant hilarity

I've been thinking about revisiting my amazing "save the abortion clinic" flash idea but smash mouth is pretty played out, maybe I'll replace them with skateboarding legend Tony Hawk

[RobClock]

You forgot the time he was on The Simpsons and there was this weird pseudo father relationship with Bart and it involved skateboarding

[Slurpee]

omg that's right

that was episode 300, like smack dab in the middle of everybody realizing simpsons had been shit for years

[PhantomCatClock]

he doesn't have rides anymore because his contract with activision is up



also Tony Hawk is still pretty legit. He did a 900 a couple years ago just to show someone they're not too old to start skating. He still skates (vert, no less) just isn't as crazy athletic about it any more, but he seems like a genuinely good guy who wants more people to start skateboarding





i would say if you wanted to say anyone getting older is sad it's cab, but he could get caught actually raping a hollywoodfolk and his legacy would remain untarnished

[Slurpee]

i would say if you wanted to say anyone getting older is sad it's cab, but he could get caught actually raping a hollywoodfolk and his legacy would remain untarnished

cab calloway?

I got good news and bad news

the good news is he's definitely not getting older

[PhantomCatClock]

herobrine caballero, inventer of the half hero

[RobClock]

how's your week been, guys?

[GreyClock]

pretty good one co-worker tried to sell me on the secret which is that "think about something enough and the universe will provide" horseshit...

another one told me that hugging trees is healthy because they give off positive vibrations...

so scully is appropriate

[RobClock]

Sounds like you work with a bunch of hippies man

[PhantomCatClock]

i think the universe is ok

[GreyClock]

Sounds like you work with a bunch of hippies man

Yeah, but not the cool ones like "Hey myaaan, remember Altamont myaaan" or "Let's smoke a doobie myaaan", but here's some boring New Age bunk: "Did you know that crystals attract the spirit of the fox to make your hair glisten or whatever..." No wait not that, because that would actually be pretty funny if someone said that to me, just trite shit. Shit like "I'm a single woman in my late thirties here's some nonsense I half-remembered from a half-watched Youtube clip... yeah I'm spiritual, check out my lazy eye."

[RobClock]

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First impressions from this are infinitely higher than they were for the fallout 4 debut. Here's hoping they don't carry over the boiled down and terrible combat and leveling mechanics from that game to this one.

[GreyClock]

Installment XXIV of my Interacting with Morons diary:

- This is Jill.
- Hi Jill, your colleague connected me. I'm actually trying to reach Bob, is he there?
- No, I don't think so. Have you tried calling between 10:00 and 12:00?
- It is between 10:00 and 12:00 right now ma'am. Is he on vacation or something? I've been trying to reach him since last week. I also left a message and he hasn't called back either.
- That doesn't sound like him. He's always available.
- Why am I talking to you then?
- He always calls right back. I spoke to him last week, no problem. This really doesn't sound like him.

The fuck are you implying Jill? You think I'm making this shit up?

[RobClock]

- That doesn't sound like him. He's always available.
- Why am I talking to you then?

[PolyhedronClock]

attn slurpee

[PolyhedronClock]

[Slurpee]

good

[PhantomCatClock]

unrealistic

[PhantomCatClock]

the straw hole is at the very top of the slurpee dome