is he dead yet

[Slurpee]

strawberrycompass is a fictional character created by somebody outside of the clock crew to be a clock villain, in the same tradition that gave us steakclock, stickmanclock, and crowclock

behold, uncultured fewels, True North:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/122518

anybody laying claim to the name at this point exposes themselves as a fraud and a charlatan through the very act!!!!1

[Schmellements Clawk]

It's absurd satire like the Onion exists.  It's not funny anyway, let's burn it down.

[Clocktopus]

there's been an influx of 13 year olds acting exactly the same commenting on every single movie I've made on all of my account saying next to nothing but "Nice I like it!"

[Schmellements Clawk]

there's been an influx of 13 year olds acting exactly the same commenting on every single movie I've made on all of my account saying next to nothing but "Nice I like it!"

Did you expect teenagers to stay off the internet forevermore?  We're obsolete and irrelevant, it's time for the next generation.  Some of your horny fornicating fucks didn't help matters any.

[Slurpee]

you really need to take the "free candy" sign off your van

[VCRClock]

um guys i hate to be the one to tell you this, but vague earnest positive comments like "Nice I like it!" are the new teenage thing. these kids grew up with bot comments, and now they're making them their own

sarcasm, mean-spirited irony and negativity were cool for the LAST generation of teens, which means those are all uncool now

sorry you're old

[Schmellements Clawk]

um guys i hate to be the one to tell you this, but vague earnest positive comments like "Nice I like it!" are the new teenage thing

sarcasm, mean-spirited irony and negativity were cool for the LAST generation of teens, which means those are all uncool now

sorry you're old

I like how you simultaneously roasted me and Octopus.  Got to hand it to you, it was a sick burn.

[Slurpee]

um guys i hate to be the one to tell you this, but vague earnest positive comments like "Nice I like it!" are the new teenage thing. these kids grew up with bot comments, and now they're making them their own

sarcasm, mean-spirited irony and negativity were cool for the LAST generation of teens, which means those are all uncool now

sorry you're old

I knew being nice ironically as a double bluff would pay dividends

[Clocktopus]

[Slurpee]

oh that person

they followed me after Shuffle the Flash dropped, I assumed it was one of you guys being cute

[GreyClock]

The French occupied this land prior to the British, and during the 'New France' period Cape Breton was called Île Royale. Jimmy Wolfe rolled in, took louisbourg and kept on rolling, the name was changed to Cape Breton. Does the name 'Britain' not also come as a derivative of the Brittany region?

Vice versa. Some Britains moved from Britain to Brittany.

[RobClock]

there's been an influx of 13 year olds acting exactly the same commenting on every single movie I've made on all of my account saying next to nothing but "Nice I like it!"

He was doing that to me and also saying "hey check out my new movie" so I flagged the last one he did and I haven't seen him since, so I'm not going to take full credit but I might have personally got the kid banned

[k9]

He has a new account now called gumball-on-ng2, and it's literally the same comments kek

[Marlin Clock]

You're a Nova Scotian right? Nova Scot. Nova Scotsman. You ever been to Cocagne? Land of milk and honey, where the pigs walk around with knives in their back?

I'm from Cape Breton, the highlands of Nova Scotia. Also Cocagne is in New Brunswick and i've left my province exactly once in my life.

You ever meet Kate Beaton? I'm pretty sure she's from Nova Scotia and lives there now.

[Marlin Clock]

um guys i hate to be the one to tell you this, but vague earnest positive comments like "Nice I like it!" are the new teenage thing. these kids grew up with bot comments, and now they're making them their own

sarcasm, mean-spirited irony and negativity were cool for the LAST generation of teens, which means those are all uncool now

sorry you're old

Man we had Mr. Rogers and we weren't this nice. What was the deal.

[RobClock]

You're a Nova Scotian right? Nova Scot. Nova Scotsman. You ever been to Cocagne? Land of milk and honey, where the pigs walk around with knives in their back?

I'm from Cape Breton, the highlands of Nova Scotia. Also Cocagne is in New Brunswick and i've left my province exactly once in my life.

You ever meet Kate Beaton? I'm pretty sure she's from Nova Scotia and lives there now.

She's from Mabou, which is the south western region of Cape Breton Island. I have not met her, although I am a big fan and would genuinely love to.

The French occupied this land prior to the British, and during the 'New France' period Cape Breton was called Île Royale. Jimmy Wolfe rolled in, took louisbourg and kept on rolling, the name was changed to Cape Breton. Does the name 'Britain' not also come as a derivative of the Brittany region?

Vice versa. Some Britains moved from Britain to Brittany.

I thought this, but I have an Anglo-bias so I aired on the side of caution and assumed I probably just wanted that to be the true thing.

[RobClock]

we are fucking killing it

[Schmellements Clawk]

Congrats you guys!  You deserve it.

[PhantomCatClock]

an ear implant that plays the metroid/pokemon/zelda beeping when you're about to die in real life

[Clocktopus]

how about a dick implant that does that thing charles can do that i cant do that she wants me to do