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[PhantomCatClock]

I registered iwillpress

[PhantomCatClock]

and emerelds5

[Marlin Clock]

What about Foley the Squirrel and it's still a flash about an angry squirrel but instead of monologues he just produces sound effects as he moves.

[PhantomCatClock]

fauxmie

[Clocktopus]

UPS:
- your package should arrive around noon today
- oh actually your package was delivered at 10:04 am. ty for using UPS
- p.s. I like your lawn gnome, wizards are cool :^)

fedex:
- your package will arrive on Saturday or Sunday between the hours of 8am and 9pm
- that package is marked as delivered ass hole what are you trying to pull
- are you trying to start some shit with u- oh wait no here it is.
- uhhhh we TRIED delivering that, nobody was home
- home all day? God, you're just full of stories aren't you
- well, listen, I'm truly sorry that, you are choosing to feel, in a way that is so unfair to us
- it'll actually be Monday. be home to sign for it or the package will be incinerated
- one of our fedex service representatives will throw it at your home from the moving vehicle and then you can just drop the signing slip off at the nearest convenient fedex location within the allotted 14 hours or we will come back for it at your own expense
- not that convenient fedex location though that one's closed. how about... the one in newark? hehheh yeeeahhh you drive those 3000 miles nasty freakass lil package bitch. you'd do anything for this package wouldn't you you sweet fucking package skank?
- actually it'll be Tuesday
- maybe
- I dunno fuck it.
- fuck you, customer. shutt he fuck up. where is my beer
- fuck you

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[Deodorant]

that is a man who knows how to live

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

[pop-tart]

[PhantomCatClock]

Obvious Plant is a genius

[PhantomCatClock]

Sounds like we have a villain at least for the first couple of parts, but I'm still hella down to do Pop's more direct collab. If there's one thing I can do in Flash, it's move characters around while talking like a talentless hack

[Slurpee]

good news!
I don't know if I mentioned that I might be going blind, but I'm not going blind

I have "keratoconus" a condition where your cornea gets a boner that ruins everything. it almost definitely will not result in me going blind

[pop-tart]

Congrats on not going blind, Slurpee.

[RobClock]

i'll take 20

[RobClock]

good news!
I don't know if I mentioned that I might be going blind, but I'm not going blind

I have "keratoconus" a condition where your cornea gets a boner that ruins everything. it almost definitely will not result in me going blind

just in case, i'll hire some nerds to convert homogang into braile

you're a natural treasure that can not be lost

[VCRClock]

yeah ok but how hairy are your palms

[VCRClock]

ps you can now but the goemon soundtrack on vinyl

listen I'm sure it's a great soundtrack but it's gonna be a "this really didn't need to be on vinyl" from me dawg

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

good news!
I don't know if I mentioned that I might be going blind, but I'm not going blind

I have "keratoconus" a condition where your cornea gets a boner that ruins everything. it almost definitely will not result in me going blind

I looked it up and the prognosis is literally just your post "okay you're not gonna be BLIND blind but you're gonna be fucking blind" what the hell. don't worry though doctor professor flounderman md is here to fix you up.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

"this really didn't need to be on vinyl"

I would  disagree but I don't know if a snes soundtrack is gonna be that much different from a hardware recording someone posted on youtube. Those do exist. Makes a difference for genesis games at least. Now I'd buy a vinyl of the n64 game's studio soundtrack. That got a CD release but I'd kill for a vinyl release just to have a big version of this damn majestic album art to display. Maybe it already exists but it costs 500 dollars and it's torn to shit. I'd like the tracks they added to Goemon's Great Adventure but I dunno if those ever got studio recordings made/released besides maybe pachislot remixes (those are damn good too actually).

but the artwork for this new goemon vinylsure is cute at least.

god damn tempting worthless vinyl snes soundtracks. I think the only vinyl I actually own is this. Those chickenshit cowards had the middle finger photoshopped away when they reused the art for the remaster. What's even the point anymore?

[VCRClock]

I'd kill for a vinyl release just to have a big version of this damn majestic album art to display.

thoughts on vinyl:

The vast majority of vinyl records I buy are used. Of these, the vast majority of these are under $10, if not under $5 because I know what I'm doing. Sometimes I'll buy a pricier used record if it's not like "yeah kid everyone wants one of these it's expensive" expensive. But even then, there's usually another factor influencing me, like "this hasn't been released on CD." Practically all of the new release vinyl I've bought has been stuff where there either hasn't been a CD version, or it's harder to find than the wax (because I'm the only motherfucker on the planet still buying CDs.)

I get a new album on vinyl. I take the shrink off. I put it on the turntable. JESUS H. CHRIST LET ME PLUG IN MY AUDIO INTERFACE I NEED A CLEAN AUDIO RIP BEFORE MY FILTHY FILTHY NEEDLE CAUSES PERMANENT SURFACE NOISE THE PRESENT STATE OF THIS IMMACULATE VIRGIN RECORDING MUST BE PRESERVED BEFORE IT IS DEGRADED GOD DAMN WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE INCLUDED A FLAC DOWNLOAD CODE WITH THE ALBUM I'LL LIE AWAKE IN BED THINKING OF HOW MY IMPERFECT CARTRIDGE ALIGNMENT MAKES THE LEFT CHANNEL PEAK SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN THE RIGHT CHANNEL I CAN BALANCE IT IN AUDACITY BUT AM I LOSING FIDELITY ... Okay, I'll edit that file later... now the record goes in the sleeve, the sleeve goes in the jacket, the jacket goes in a polybag, the polybag goes on my shelf, not to be touched again until I'm at home and feel like listening to that record SLOWLY DEGRADE TO NOTHINGNESS

I'm at peace with flaws and surface noise on used records. It's how they come. If it's an old record, that's how it sounded back then, too. Fine. I just paid $1 for this. If I want to hear it without the crackle, it's either $9.99 or I gotta find a nicer copy of the record.

If I wanted a recording of video game music, I'd be looking for that hardware rip. Vinyl's quirks and potential pitfalls would lend absolutely nothing to my enjoyment of the music, which was intended to be heard uninterrupted and crackle-free from console hardware. You're asking me to get up from the couch and flip the record over for this? If some minor mistreatment befalls this copy of the album, either I or some other schmuck is going to have to listen to a video game soundtrack with pops and skips?

That being said: big version of the art is a legitimate reason to want an album. Yeah CDs are cool, but you can't put that on your wall, and it's a really limited amount of design real estate compared to all the cool stuff people have done with LP jackets. It's almost as if CD art is just big enough to tell you who it is and print the lyrics in a booklet. As an "art object," an LP is like a poster that plays music, except it's easier to store than a poster. And yet: unless I'm fetishizing an original copy of X album, what's the point of having one or two slabs of plastic I can only use at somebody's house, if I don't need them to play a digital version of the album anywhere? How many dead dinosaurs does it take to make a glow-in-the-dark Record Store Day exclusive 10" of the Ghostbusters theme? Can we quantify the net happiness created by pressing more copies of Led Zeppelin III?

[PhantomCatClock]

what if it was a vinyl of the anime's soundtrack huh huh did you even look it up after slurp said