whose flood market

[GreyClock]

You ever finish watching less-than-good Youtube covers, just because you feel bad for the person?

Like you imagine them going over their analytics or whatever and them seeing like 'x closed video after 49 seconds.' 'Hey, that's right when I start singing...'

[GreyClock]

I just took a perfect, cruciform shit. Jesus is Lord.

Yeah my toilet has a little plateau, weirdos.

[DiscoBallClock]

I just took a perfect, cruciform shit. Jesus is Lord.

Yeah my toilet has a little plateau, weirdos.

yeah you dutch people have little plateaus on your toilets, what's up with that

[GreyClock]

It's important to look at your poops, brother.

What if there's a bunch of like, fur in it all of a sudden? You'd never see it. We study our own shit, every day.

[GreyClock]

Also it seems like some sort of hoity-toity puritan fancy to just let it drop away unseen.

Looking at your own excrement strips away any pretenses you might have w/r/t human superiority and elevation, it's a daily reminder you're nothing but a filthy animal.

[Slurpee]

That was posted a couple pages ago

oh
thats probably where i got it from

[BinaryClock]

princess beavis

[BinaryClock]

wisdom

[BinaryClock]

wisdom

heheheheheh he said whiz

[Slurpee]

OSHA violations are not safe for work

[RobClock]

I got pulled from my spot at work to cover ER housekeeping for the next two weeks, I fucking hate it in the ER, and I have absolutely no recourse.

[PhantomCatClock]

maybe stop being the only person to not get corona

[Slurpee]

when it's really cold and your balls get wrinkly, fucking with the wrinkles stings like an absolute motherfucker and nobody ever talks about this but it's true, and you can do it on accident and it'll hurt for like 5 or 10 minutes, and if you have a zoom meeting you can't hold them to try and make it feel better because it'll look like you're playing with your balls and you can't be like "my balls hurt, they were wrinkly and I accidentally fucked with the wrinkles" and I just want to say that, I think that that's really unfair

[DiscoBallClock]

when it's really cold and your balls get wrinkly, fucking with the wrinkles stings like an absolute motherfucker and nobody ever talks about this but it's true, and you can do it on accident and it'll hurt for like 5 or 10 minutes, and if you have a zoom meeting you can't hold them to try and make it feel better because it'll look like you're playing with your balls and you can't be like "my balls hurt, they were wrinkly and I accidentally fucked with the wrinkles" and I just want to say that, I think that that's really unfair

while this is very much true (never before had I heard someone say it out loud)

sometimes during zoom calls i will fondle my balls

but it's inadvertently i swear

[PhantomCatClock]

The portrait shot

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

look if the office doesn't like my balls hanging out during a zoom meeting they can look away

[u2]owmCAwyItng[/u2]

[RobClock]

Love the new userpic, flounder

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Love the new userpic, flounder

l1fty does fine work

[Slurpee]

songs that let you think you don't recognize them for 2-3 minutes before suddenly becoming a completely different song that you recognize:

"Magic" by Mick Smiley
[u2]PWmxWA1PN0c[/u2]

(2:35)

"Hide & Seek" by Imogen Heap
[u2]Y4OLQB7ON9w[/u2]

(2:55)

[DiscoBallClock]

[u2]JcciagHQZeU[/u2]