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Quote from: RobClock on March 20, 2021, 05:04:36 PM
I fucking hate this show
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Why can't I stop watching it

I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I have sex with hamburger. thats canonically my personality and no tv drama is going to change th
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee


Slurpee

woke up last night with something very important in my head, scribbled it down so I wouldn't forget



hm

GreyClock

Nice, very weird fiction, with a sense of urgency.

You remember the 'this'? Or does it just mean reality in general?

RobClock

Quote from: Slurpee on March 21, 2021, 01:53:58 PM
woke up last night with something very important in my head, scribbled it down so I wouldn't forget



hm

Doctor Who series 5 episode 1

Slurpee

Quote from: GreyClock on March 21, 2021, 04:22:10 PM
Nice, very weird fiction, with a sense of urgency.

You remember the 'this'? Or does it just mean reality in general?
I'm sure I thought I knew when I wrote it

PhantomCatClock

i have a idea for a star wars race that live in semi-wild tribes like ewoks but are much cooler/cuter also to keep it star warsy they are not space-faring but are simple and devout and can use the force pretty avidly but aren't even advanced enough to speak i call them forcekin

PhantomCatClock

there are great forcekins and lesser forcekins and some forcekins are removed at birth as a sacrifice

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PhantomCatClock

would you consider fish automated or does peeing in the lake to restore ph count as maintenance

PhantomCatClock

none of the big three porn sites show any results for "got my nuts stuck in a lemon squeezer" and now I have to go to the weird shady websites to cure this ailment

PhantomCatClock

Shatner turns 90, Runescape turns twenty, but which one is older, now?

RobClock

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 23, 2021, 04:49:16 PM
Shatner turns 90, Runescape turns twenty, but which one is older, now?

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RobClock

In a staggering development, Al Jean announces that the Simpsons 'may end' following the currently commissioned two further seasons, stating "I don't know how much further we can go"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/simpsons-end-two-years-bosses-23782303

twenty years too late at this stage, but i also seriously doubt that Disney-owned-Fox will let one of the most recognizable brands in the world today just go off the air.

VCRClock

Quote from: RobClock on March 24, 2021, 02:38:26 PM
In a staggering development, Al Jean announces that the Simpsons 'may end' following the currently commissioned two further seasons, stating "I don't know how much further we can go"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/simpsons-end-two-years-bosses-23782303

twenty years too late at this stage, but i also seriously doubt that Disney-owned-Fox will let one of the most recognizable brands in the world today just go off the air.

but wait, we haven't rebooted the simpsons as a teen drama
the simpsons: the reboot with all the adult characters as young people (establishing a single, canonical high school experience for all of the major characters)

it'll be funny because the young versions of the characters will resemble their adult selves whom we already know and love, but they'll do dumb shit that kids do that they would never do as adults. what if principal skinner had secretly wanted to be a mall goth?? huh???

rumor has it a certain beloved sunglasses-wearing canine character from the past could be making a triumphant return!!!
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

VCRClock

simpsons spinoff pitch 2: fuck it, let's make a show about the version of bart simpson on all those bootleg t-shirts
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee

do any of you remember 1upclock?

there's at least 2 people who've used that handle that I'm aware of, luke of luke in clockland, and another guy that was around in 2006-ish who I want to say was called paul

apparently there's a third person called jay who popped up in the last 5 years or so, who doesn't seem to have any connection to us, and
man, this dude has just been drawing a SHITLOAD of furry porn
like, in the order of thousands

I have no strong feelings about this, but I'm imagining luke or paul happening to mention that they went by that username and the person they tell googling it and being like "jeez, you really like pokemon huh? no I mean you REALLY like pokemon. no, I mean, like WOW haha, dude you LIKE pokemon huh?"

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Quote from: Slurpee on March 25, 2021, 01:44:55 AM
do any of you remember 1upclock?

there's at least 2 people who've used that handle that I'm aware of, luke of luke in clockland, and another guy that was around in 2006-ish who I want to say was called paul

apparently there's a third person called jay who popped up in the last 5 years or so, who doesn't seem to have any connection to us, and
man, this dude has just been drawing a SHITLOAD of furry porn
like, in the order of thousands

I have no strong feelings about this, but I'm imagining luke or paul happening to mention that they went by that username and the person they tell googling it and being like "jeez, you really like pokemon huh? no I mean you REALLY like pokemon. no, I mean, like WOW haha, dude you LIKE pokemon huh?"

I didn't know that was two different people, and now there's three. I must have only known the 06 variation. So one of them is posting porn under the label? Lololol for the other two. The other clocks who went into drawing porn didn't use clock branding for it. Imagine if that's how we did things.

StrangeClock's Artistic Strange
CrustClock's Crusty Used Hentai DVD Emporium
CarrotClock.cx "See a carrot with a clock drawn on it in sharpie inserted into a different man's butthole every day for only 9.99/mo!"
Clock Crew Furry Porn and Furniture Liquidation Outlet "Only five miles off the interstate open 24 hours"


Slurpee

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