whole foods market

[PolyhedronClock]

it's a flu that lasts 24 hours cause it gets sick of you real fast

[PannacottaClock]

i may have had food poisoning

[PhantomCatClock]

henceforth there will be a $499.99 fee incurred for every typo you do not make in this thread

[RobClock]

|)035 1337 5|*34|< 4|*|*1'/?

[VCRClock]

henceforth there will be a $499.99 fee incurred for every typo you do not make in this thread

oh I didn't realize this was the genius bar

[PhantomCatClock]

damn rob i knew you had better handwriting than me but you've even got better leetspeak than me ain't never seen a Y like that

[Slurpee]

my security professor always used port 1337 when he was showing us how to do stuff in class. he called it "the funny number"
a kid told him it meant "elite" and he'd had no idea, it was just the funny computer number

[PhantomCatClock]

DikuMUD ran on a certain port because that was the classroom number where they went to university, then when SSL came out, MUDs started adding "55" in front of the port number for SSL connections



except the ports became 6969 and 4201 for SSL and everything uses SSL now

[PhantomCatClock]

how have final fantasy's mmos not been twitter canceled yet

resurrection sickness is called phoenix down syndrome

[PhantomCatClock]

every time I see a fat dumpy idiot with their mask wrinkled down under their head I want to photoshop that old nazi poster into "der unter-chin-mensch" but I feel like if photoshopped nazi propaganda supporting your argument starts floating around on the internet you're probably in the wrong, so i refrain

but just barely. It'd be so easy to put a mask under that guy's chin.

[PhantomCatClock]

AND YEAH I GUESS I AM FULL OF HATE SORRY I'M WORKING ON IT but put a mask on jesus christ

[VCRClock]

you may have forced me to wEaR a mAsK, pcat, but you haven't taken away my freedom to wear it in any way I choose

plus it covers my neckbeard and my mom likes that

[PhantomCatClock]

I read that last night and didn't have the thought that you were joking until today, because I have had to tell people (back when they let me tell people) they needed a mask to come in, and they'd pull one out and wear it under their chin, and look at me as angrily as someone who looks that stupid can pull off

My blood still boils

[VCRClock]

My blood still boils

can you still taste and smell

[PhantomCatClock]

lemme check

[PhantomCatClock]

eww, yes

[GreyClock]

you may have forced me to wEaR a mAsK, pcat, but you haven't taken away my freedom to wear it in any way I choose

plus it covers my neckbeard and my mom likes that

i wouldn't wear a mask even if the survival rate was 50%, because mY lIbErTiEs







/vomit

[RobClock]

They require you to wear a mask in drive throughs now so I just don't go through drive throughs any more

[miracle fruit]

i ran out of tp the other day and  had to wipe my ass with a face mask. should have taken a pic to own the libs it was epic

[PhantomCatClock]

pardon me, padré, for i have sinned

i bought from a scalper









it was a japanese scalper tho so instead of enabling a life-sucking scumbag i supported a small business