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Farted by heineken, April 05, 2009, 07:24:42 AM

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FileCabinetClock

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: u a girl
You: yeah
Stranger: age?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: im a guy
You: 17
You: i figured lol
Stranger: wow im 17 too
You: sweeeet
Stranger: r u hot
You: you tell me
You: let me get u some pics babe
Stranger: ok thanks baby
You: http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs185.snc1/6171_1109210283119_1012682491_30277340_197224_n.jpg
You: sorry no nudes
You: ;)
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: u are beyond beautiful
Stranger: u are definatley one of the most good looking girls i have ever met
Stranger: or seen
You: oh thank you lol
Stranger: ur gorgeous
Stranger: i cant stop explaining ur beauty
Stranger: u have facebook babe
Stranger: ?
You: i do i do
You: ur very sweet
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: youre very sweet too
Stranger: and beautiful
Stranger: ;)
You: whats your facebook?
Stranger: i asked u first? ;) lol
You: true true
Stranger: so whats ur name beautiful
You: Joanne
Stranger: sexy name
Stranger: im akbar
You: niiice where are u from
Stranger: toronto
Stranger: i hope ur not far
You: I'm in Niagara Falls
You: not IN lol
You: near
Stranger: really
Stranger: wow
You: yeah
You: i know!
Stranger: thts only like 1hr 30mins
Stranger: away from where i live
You: niiiice
Stranger: well joanne, i think im going to need ur last name if u want to be my friend
Stranger: oh before u answer that, do u like Akon, the singer
You: i used to be into Akon
You: dont listen anymore
You: but i still like him
Stranger: ok then nevermind, so im gonna need ur last name
Stranger: beautiful
You: :)
You: D'Arcy
Stranger: Joanne D'Arcy beautiful name
Stranger: my name is Sajjad Akbar, people call me akbar because they have a tough time saying my first name
You: SAJJAD
You: AAAAAAAAAA
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAa
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: I CANT GET WET TO THAT
You: AAAAAAAAA HELP ME NO
You: Sorry, I'm Jeff Walters
You: I work for the FBI
You: See you in the nearest penitentiary.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
the man, the legend

VirusClock

LOL, I just met some flash artist on that website when I was pretending to be a 13 year old girl. He knows the CC too.

Edit: MagicalJamie
.

MagicalJamie

I was so not pretending to be a 13 year old girl. Im totally an 18 year old bloke who does flash.

YOU LIE.

:P


ProzacClock

Stranger: hi

You: WANNA SMELL MY COCK

Stranger: YES

You: oh

You: i really hadn't planned for this part of the conversation

You: i don't think i can deliver

Stranger: lol

Stranger: me neither

You: man

You: we're unprepared you and me

You: we're two peas in a pod

You: twins you and me

Stranger: Awesome

You: i could commit a crime and say i'm you

You: and you'd get in trouble

You: oh the hijinks we'd get into

Stranger: oh of course

Stranger: ssssssssssso asl

You: 40/m/scotland

Stranger: HAGISS

You: lol jk

You: i'm a moon man

You: zeep zop boop beep

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HotPocketClock

Everyone go on omegle and start a conversation with "Is this the Krusty Krab?" first person to get the response "No, this is Patrick" is a winner.

FileCabinetClock

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1952523
Stranger: spongebob
Stranger: squarepants
Stranger: rules!!!
Stranger: my
Stranger: cock
Stranger: sandi sucks me
Stranger: off
Stranger: with her squirrel teeth
You: cool
You have disconnected.
the man, the legend

FileCabinetClock

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: No this is Patrick!
You: I WIN
You have disconnected.
the man, the legend

HotPocketClock

You: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Stranger: (Omegle is required by law to state that you are chatting with a convicted child molestor. Your partner will not see this message.)

Stranger: no this is patrick

I win

FileCabinetClock

the man, the legend

HotPocketClock

big whoop wanna fight about it?

FileCabinetClock

maybe i do

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 17/f/ca
Stranger: too old
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

are you shitting me
the man, the legend

TabascoClock

Quote from: FileCabinetClock;1690831Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: u a girl
You: yeah
Stranger: age?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: im a guy
You: 17
You: i figured lol
Stranger: wow im 17 too
You: sweeeet
Stranger: r u hot
You: you tell me
You: let me get u some pics babe
Stranger: ok thanks baby
You: http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs185.snc1/6171_1109210283119_1012682491_30277340_197224_n.jpg
You: sorry no nudes
You: ;)
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: u are beyond beautiful
Stranger: u are definatley one of the most good looking girls i have ever met
Stranger: or seen
You: oh thank you lol
Stranger: ur gorgeous
Stranger: i cant stop explaining ur beauty
Stranger: u have facebook babe
Stranger: ?
You: i do i do
You: ur very sweet
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: youre very sweet too
Stranger: and beautiful
Stranger: ;)
You: whats your facebook?
Stranger: i asked u first? ;) lol
You: true true
Stranger: so whats ur name beautiful
You: Joanne
Stranger: sexy name
Stranger: im akbar
You: niiice where are u from
Stranger: toronto
Stranger: i hope ur not far
You: I'm in Niagara Falls
You: not IN lol
You: near
Stranger: really
Stranger: wow
You: yeah
You: i know!
Stranger: thts only like 1hr 30mins
Stranger: away from where i live
You: niiiice
Stranger: well joanne, i think im going to need ur last name if u want to be my friend
Stranger: oh before u answer that, do u like Akon, the singer
You: i used to be into Akon
You: dont listen anymore
You: but i still like him
Stranger: ok then nevermind, so im gonna need ur last name
Stranger: beautiful
You: :)
You: D'Arcy
Stranger: Joanne D'Arcy beautiful name
Stranger: my name is Sajjad Akbar, people call me akbar because they have a tough time saying my first name
You: SAJJAD
You: AAAAAAAAAA
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAa
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: I CANT GET WET TO THAT
You: AAAAAAAAA HELP ME NO
You: Sorry, I'm Jeff Walters
You: I work for the FBI
You: See you in the nearest penitentiary.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahahaha, fucking A.

HotPocketClock

#512
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi.

Stranger: how are you?

You: good.

You: 16/f/ca

Stranger: 16/m/Can

You: can you keep a secret?

Stranger: I guess

You: im horny.

You: (blush)\

Stranger: not that trying to find your relatives and prized ones to tell it too would do much good

You: lol

Stranger: oh well

Stranger: I could always try :P

You: lol

You: i dont want them to no

You: i just want you

Stranger: ok

You: im horny

Stranger: and with that knowledge

Stranger: how will we continue with our secret relationship?

You: lol

You: pics

You: you wanna swap nudes

You: i got one of me in a red thong with my tits showing

Stranger: k

Stranger: one sec

Stranger: I'll send something fappable

You: okay.

You: i dont fap though

You: lol

Stranger: well

Stranger: w/e

You: whats your email cutie

Stranger: it'll make someone really wet

Stranger: one sec

Stranger:  edmundfovargue@hotmail.com (edmundfovargue@hotmail.com)

You: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.

Stranger: lol

You: laughing?

Stranger: yup

Stranger: you're funny

Stranger: but little do you know

Stranger: all I need to do is delete system32 and skynet will go down

Stranger: so my ip will be scrambled

You: we have your ip sir'

You: if you del. system 32 it might get it done.

You: im only telling you this because i think your a good kid

You: i hate this part of my job

You: expect a phone call sometime within the next hour

Stranger: You wouldn't report me would you? :(

You: its my job.

Stranger: but you have a choice

Stranger: they gave you one

Stranger: the blue pill?

You: i have a wife and kids at home.

Stranger: Or the red one?

You: this is no laughing matter

Stranger: no

Stranger: it's not

Stranger: but I can't recall which one I had this morning

Stranger: I take daily supplements

Stranger: and I have the red in the morning and blue at night

You: and they turn you into a pervert?!!

Stranger: ... or s it the other way around?

You: don't even try that.

You: i hate scum like you

You: do you have any idea the laws in canada are regarding child pornography?!

You: even if your a minor

Stranger: yea

Stranger: I made them

Stranger: or more

You: expect a call within the next hour sir'

You: good night.

Stranger: byebye

You: if i were you, i would del. system 32

You: i didnt call the cops

You: its autmoated

You: if you del. it before they contact your service provider

Stranger: ok

Stranger: one sec

You: your ip could be washed

Stranger: I'll do that right now

Stranger: where is it?

You: im just trying to help.

You: ok

You: il show you how to find it

Stranger: ok

You: go to windows and type C:\WINDOWS\system32 in the search bar

You: do you understand

Stranger: like in google?

You: no

Stranger: the google search?

You: in your c drive

Stranger: ok

Stranger: don't worry

Stranger: I'm a super pro at this computer stuff

You: your the one who should be worried

You: Del. it asap

You: C drive

You: windows

You: system 32 folder

Stranger: the whole folder?

You: del. it all yes

Stranger: ok

Stranger: one sec

Your conversational partner has disconnected.





BHAHBHBAHAHAHAHA

GG

Topcatyo

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: OH MY GOD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: i just got seven porn advertisements in a row
Stranger: awesome...
You: yeah
You: i've never seen so much porn in my life
You: but now my computer is so slow
Stranger: that's lovely!
You: indeed
You: You're just a little bundle of sarcastic joy, eh?
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: deal with it!
Stranger: or disconnect.
Stranger: i don't care!
You: That disconnect button is so far away, though, Captain Apathy.
You: I think I'll suffer you for a bit.
Stranger: bitch
You: My aren't you edgy.
You: You're so edgy.
You: You remind me of a thirteen year-old me.
Stranger: yep.
Stranger: thanks.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I honestly have no idea what happened with this one.
QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey dawg
You: Yo dawg.
Stranger: It's the Pope here
You: No fuckin way.
Stranger: YEAH I KNOW
You: Wanna hit some bars with me?
You: Score some chicks?
Stranger: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY
Stranger: awesome
You: Lord knows a Pope's gotta get his dick wet.
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: Fuck chastity
Stranger: I'm the POPE
You: Yeah!
You: Popes get pussy all day!
Stranger: and the pope's infallible, so i can have all the sex i want
You: Aw jeah.
You: Girls fall all over the Pope.
You: They're like "Oh Pope, you so dope."
Stranger: Yeah, fear my 85+ dick
You: And then they somke dope with the Pope.
Stranger: Yeah boi
Stranger: So, buttsex?
You: I'm not into it, but I support it.
You: You, being the Pope, have already stated your views on it.
You: And you're like.
You: Fuck
You: That
You: Shit
Stranger: Damn, I thought I'd catch another one
Stranger: I'm actually chris hanson
Stranger: Who's also the pope
You: No way.
Stranger: And maybe a rabbi
Stranger: I forget
You: Mr. Christ Hanson.
You: I'd like to have a word with you.
You: You see, I'm not actually a fly-ass gangsta.
You: I'm actually Chris Hanson.
Stranger: MY GOD
You: Come with me.
Stranger: OH MY HOLY POPOSITY
You: Oh God.
You: I'm coming!
You: I'm coming!
You: OH GOD
You: UNGH
You: I'M COMING
You: OH
Stranger: I CAUGHT MYSELF
You: UNGHGHHGHGGHGHGHGHGH
You: Ahhh....
You: I see you came with me.
You: That's hot.
You have disconnected.

Topcatyo

QuoteConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: do u have skype?
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: id?
You: one second
You: let me remember it.
Stranger: okay
You: while i refresh my memory
You: why do you want my skype?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: jus want
Stranger: plrease
You: they have this really awesome button for skype that's similar to this
Stranger: rememerit
You: you just set your skype ID to "Skype Me" and it's open territory
You: neat feature.
Stranger: okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Holy shit, would you look at that.
You: There's a dancing pumpkin to the right of this chat window.
You: That's crazy.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: A/S/L?
You: I'll give it to you in reverse order because that gets me hot.
You: My location is Michigan.
Stranger: Whoa I like your style
You: My sex is female.
You: My age is 25
You: and I'm really into Dyslexia
You: I wanna kcuf you so drah
Stranger: I was going to tell you I'm a 15 year old female from Oregon
Stranger: But I guess I can be honest with you.
Stranger: I'm a 41 year old man from California
You: That's crazy
You: I'm not actually a 25 year old female from Michigan
You: I'm actually a 26 year old female from Michigan.
Stranger: Dude whoa.
Stranger: We're so similar.
Stranger: But I'm not into 26 year olds
That's gross , so old
You: Aw shucks.
Stranger: I prefer <25
You: In all honesty, 41 is too young for me.
Stranger: Well, actually, 41 year old man was also a lie.
You: I'm really into people over the age of 80.
You: Larry King gets me so hot.
Stranger: I'm actually a 15 year old girl from California.
Stranger: Who was trying to be smart.
Stranger: And trick people.
You: Now you're just blowing my mind.
You: You won't believe it.
Stranger: Iknowrite?
Stranger: Can I blow it?
You: But I lied too about the 26 year old female from Michigan
You: Blow away.
Stranger: Who are you actually?
You: I'm actually Rod Sterling.
You: And you're totally in the Twilight Zone.
You: I'm actually a 6804 year old beast with thirty thoraxes and we communicate through our nipples.
Stranger: Whoa.
Stranger: You just fulfilled all my fantasies.
You: It's crazy.
Stranger: Talking to Rod Sterling in the Twilight zone with an old beast with many nipples that talk.
Stranger: Well
You: It's just been an educational day, wouldn't you say?
Stranger: Totally.
You: It's been a total ckufdnim
Stranger: I'm loving this experience
Stranger: So.
Stranger: What time is it in the Twilight Zone?
You: Usually around 1:00 AM.
Stranger: Are there young girls in this zone you speak of?
You: This zone actually gets people of all kinds.
You: And usually by the end of the episode there's this huge twist.
Stranger: Only white people though right?
Stranger: To the Turks count as White?
You: Doubtful.
You: But it's a pretty diverse zone.
Stranger: Wow , this is blowing my mind
Stranger: Its freaking softcore.
You: Yeah.
You: It's crazy.
You: Whoops, looks like the episode's over.
Stranger: Oh
You: Also, I'm not actually a space beast.
Stranger: Do I leave the twilight zone now?
Stranger: D:
What are you then?
You: I'm actually a 25 year old female from Michigan.
You have disconnected.

buttplug

I'd say topcat wins then thread.

DrClock

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: No, this is Patrick.
You: I WIN!
Stranger: No, I do.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Zombie Squid

the conversation seemed a little long to post, but I ended up helping someone write an english paper :p

DrClock

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: vagina
You: POOP PRECUM VAGINA
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA?
You: YES!
Stranger: OOOOO
Stranger: I DONT
You: IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?
Stranger: I WISH IT WAS
Stranger: ITS THE FUCKING CHUM BUCKET
You: FUCKING FAIL
Stranger: CAPS LOCK IS THE SHIT
You: FAPFAPFAP
Stranger: MRS PUFF FAILED ME
You: IM FAPPING IN CAPS!
You: I WOULD FUCK MRS PUFFS
Stranger: EW
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: ID FUCK SANDY CHEEKS
You: ID FUCK SQUIDWARD
Stranger: WOULDNT HAVE TO WEAR A HELMET
You: TENTICAL RAPE
Stranger: EW
Stranger: EW
Stranger: EW
Stranger: PATRICK STAR COULD FILM
Stranger: HIS PORN STAR NAME COULD BE PATRICK STARR
You: OR PINK PROFAINE
Stranger: MUCH BETTER
Stranger: YOU SIR/MAAM ARE A GENIUS
You: IM LIKE ANNE FRANK AND SHIT
Stranger: FUCKIN A
Stranger: HOWS THAT MO FUCKA
Stranger: ??
You: DID YOU KNOW THAT RUNNING CURES DYSTONIA
Stranger: NO FUCKIN WAY HOLMES
Stranger: DID YOU KNOW ADVIL CURES MATH
Stranger: AND THE COMMON COLD
You: ID YOU KNOW THE SQUARE ROOT OF -1 IS EQUAL TO i ?
Stranger: I FUCKIN DID MOFO
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: HOLY MOLI!!!!!
Stranger: DID YOU KNOW THAT 2+2=5
You: LUKEWARM
Stranger: FUCKIN A
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: I WAS HOPIN YOUD GET THAT SHIT
You: HAHA
You: MUZAC
Stranger: ITS SPELLED MUZAK IDIOT
You: OH NO!
You: FUCK
Stranger: OH YES!!!
You: NOW I HAVE TO DIE
Stranger: SLEEP WELL MOFO
You: KHANNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: KING KONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Stranger: JACK BLACKKKKKKKKKK
You: DO DO DO DOO DOO DO. DO.
You: DECAPITATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: JURASSIAC PARK
Stranger: RAPTORS WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
You: IT WAS THE MARIO THEME YOU TWAT
Stranger: FUCK YOU PISSANT
Stranger: I ALWAYS WANTED TO USE THAT WORD
You: TELL ME BABY
You: WHATS YOUR STORY
You: WHERE YOU COME FROM
You: AND WHERE YOU WANA GO
Stranger: RHCP
Stranger: MO' FUCKA
You: /B/AD CHOICE
Stranger: GEORGE CLINTO PRODUCED BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIC
Stranger: FUCKING GENIUS
You: I INVENTED VAGINAS.
You: FUCKING GODLY.
Stranger: YOU SIR ARE A MONSTER OF AWESOME
You: I SURE ARE NOWS
Stranger: TESTES
You: JOHNSON
You: RAN OUT OF SHIT TO SAY?
You: HUH?!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I CHANGED MY PANTS
You: CAME ON YOUR OTHER ONES?!
Stranger: INTO PATRICK STAR SHORTS
Stranger: YEAH MO FUCKA
You: IM IN SPONGEBOB PANTS
Stranger: YOU SQUARE ASSHOLE
You: YOU LEGALY I'm a edgy teen MOOK
Stranger: YOU COCK BREATHED ANALRAPIST
Stranger: FUCKIN TOBIAS
You: CUNT MUSCLE
Stranger: seriously dude
Stranger: shitty insult
Stranger: get a little creative
Stranger: AND BACK TO CAPS
Stranger: MO FUCKA
You: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW
Stranger: BYE BYE SLEEPYHEAD
You: CRAWWWWWWWLLLLINGGGGGGGGG
You: INNNNNNN
You: MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: ABRAHAM LINKIN PARK SUXXXXXXXXXXX
You: ITS A TRAP!
Stranger: ADMIRAL AKBAR WATCH OUT YOU MO FUCKA
You: FOCUS ALL FIRE POWER ON THE MAIN STAR DESTROYER
Stranger: DAGWOOD AND NORBERT BUILT A FUCKING SWEET ASS DAM
You: EINSTEIN MADE A KICK ASS BOMB
Stranger: IT KICKED ASS
You: HIROSHIMA BITCH
Stranger: SHAME IT HAD TO KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE
Stranger: FUCKING MANHATTAN PROJECT
You: THEY WERE ORIENTALS
Stranger: J ROBERT OPPENHEIMER WAS THE DEVIL INCARNATE
You: YOU HAVE A PUSSYY
You: I HAVE A DICK AH
Stranger: LIAR
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
Stranger: SHITTITS
You: BLA
You: CK
You: PEOPLE
Stranger: WOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOO
You: IM LEAVING YOU
You: FOR THE CLOCK CREW
Stranger: GOD RIDDANCE BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG
You: BYEEEE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Silly Putty Clock

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: THIS...
Stranger: IS...
Stranger: PAAAATRIIIIICK!!!!
You: YES!
You: HIGH FIVBE!
You: *FIVE
You: I don't even know you, but you're a champ.
Stranger: Back to 4chan I go! WHEEEEEE!
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Stranger: yes
You: I disagree!
Stranger: no :(
You: :C
Stranger: youre stupid
You: yes
Stranger: im always right
You: this is probably correct
Stranger: hehe
You: except for that last bit
You: about you always being correct
Stranger: grrr
Stranger: internet predator
You: sex troll
Stranger: cyber bully
You: schoolspace
Stranger: wtf? lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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