Omegle - The Internet At It

[Loki Clock]

Classic.

[Faygo]

HahA

Connecting to server...
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 
You: Your mom is fat.
 
You have disconnected.

Stranger: .

You: .

Stranger: ,

You: ,

Stranger: .,..

You: ....

Stranger: 8

You: 8

Stranger: 8^

You: 8^

Stranger: 8^]

You: 8^]

Stranger: mom?

You: mom?

Stranger: stop it!

You: stop it!

Stranger: i mean it! stop repeating me!

You: i mean it! stop sucking me!

Stranger: ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 100% GOAT

Stranger: haha

You: ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 100% GOAT

You: haha

Stranger: damnit

You: damnit

Stranger: i'm a pigfucker

You: you're a pigfucker

Stranger:

You:

Stranger:

You:

Stranger: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Stranger

You: Stranger

Stranger: DAnger

Stranger: DanGer

You: DAnger

Stranger: DangeR

You: GAnGer

Stranger: bangher

You: I'm diffrent.

You: BITVCH!

You have disconnected.

[TorchClock]

HahA

Why would you do that? That isn't funny at all. That is just hurtful. You just insult him and leave without giving him a chance to retaliate. What if that stranger's mom was dead. Think about it. You are a dreadful person. I despise you. To think that you can just go in and dilly-dally like that and just spread hate. I can't believe you. You disgust me.

[Faygo]

Why would you do that? That isn't funny at all. That is just hurtful. You just insult him and leave without giving him a chance to retaliate. What if that stranger's mom was dead. Think about it. You are a dreadful person. I despise you. To think that you can just go in and dilly-dally like that and just spread hate. I can't believe you. You disgust me.

TL;DR
On the note of that:

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: u a girl

You: yes

You: I'm your mom.

Stranger: ASSHOLE MY MOM DIED IN IRAQ

Stranger: fucker

You: Exactly.

Stranger: ima kill u

You: Go ahead.

You: Try

Stranger: and put ur balls in ur eyes

You: I'm right behing you.

Stranger: only after i rape ur mom

You: d*

[TheCheshireClock]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I hate you
Stranger: y???
You: Because of what you did
Stranger: wat did i do
You: You KNOW what you did!
You: Don't act innocent!
Stranger: no i dont
You: THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!
Stranger: tell me wat i did
Stranger: no it isnt
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Oh, so now you're blaming ME for this?!
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: i dont even no wat i did
You: This isn't my fault okay?! If you would have only listened, she'd still be alive!
You: Of course, it's not like you ever even really loved her anyway...
Stranger: who??? who would still be alive
You: But damnit, she was my mother!
Stranger: ima fuckin girl
You: Oh, you are?
Stranger: ya i am
You: Oh...
You: Cyber?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[peyoteclock]

i really dont like you but that was actually p. funny.

[Loki Clock]

Hey Chesire you should post that one and the AZN one to the Spam Novel forum because they would fit so perfectly HAHAHAHHAH!!!HAHAHAH!HAHH!H!AHAHAHAHHAH!!!HAHAHAH!HAHH!H!AHAHAHAHHAH!!!HAHAHAH!HAHH!H!AHAHAHAHHAH!!!HAHAHAH!HAHH!H!AHAHAHAHHAH!!!HAHAHAH!HAHH!H!AHOHOHOHOHAOHOAHAHAHAOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheCheshireClock]

i really dont like you but that was actually p. funny.

Love you too, baby.

Hey Chesire you should post that one and the AZN one to the Spam Novel forum because they would fit so perfectly HAHAHAHHAH!!!HAHAHAH!HAHH!H!AHAHAHAHHAH!!!HAHAHAH!HAHH!H!AHAHAHAHHAH!!!HAHAHAH!HAHH!H!AHAHAHAHHAH!!!HAHAHAH!HAHH!H!AHAHAHAHHAH!!!HAHAHAH!HAHH!H!AHOHOHOHOHAOHOAHAHAHAOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA, YEAH!

[heineken]

Stranger is not very subtle at trying to find cybersex partners.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Well that's just rude!
You: How are you doing?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Apparently some people are even worse...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay?
You: Ahahaha no, that eager?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Nevermind it's just that in the couple of months I didn't go there, there's no more visitors that are actually just looking to talk...

[AwesomeMan]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i can b your slave if you want me to

You: o.o

You: ok

You: go buld me a pyramid

Stranger: .. y?

You: you said you wanted to be my slave and I have a deceased pharoh to honor

You: get to it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pencilclock]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18/m/usa because everyone wants to know
You: asl?
Stranger: ...
You: It means Age, sex and location
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SirClock]

You: Hi!
Stranger: hai!
You: I can't beleive I'm talking to you just having just fallen down three flights of stairs!
Stranger: what?
You: I just fell down three flights of stairs and AM ALIVE!
You: A MIRACLE
Stranger: omg YOURE AWESOME!!!!!!
Stranger: indeed
You: I know right?!
Stranger: are you okay?
You: And the AMAZING part was as I fell I found myself becoming sexually aroused!
Stranger: okay?
You: Okay?! And by the time I reached the bottom I had already came all over my face!
You: What a day!
Stranger: that is disgusting!
Stranger: i don't like that type of guys!
You: It sounds disgusting, but trust me it was totally different from my perspective
Stranger: whatever

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: Hi there!
Stranger: troll?
You: Now my genitles are sort of off of place and uncomfortable under my one leg, is that going to affect our convo in a negative way?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi there!
Stranger: HEEY
Stranger: a s l?
You: You know, I would but I'm not really sure of my sex or location so I'll just say I'm 56

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LimewireClock]

ha ha guys these are great :P
especially Chesh's

[Sheep]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: OH MY GOD HELP ME

You: THEY'RE IN MY HOUSE

Stranger: WHAT IS WRONG?

You: HE'S GOT A GUN

You: AAAAAAGGH

Stranger: OMG!! GET OUT!

You: OH GOD HE SHOT ME

Stranger: where?

You: IN THE HEAD

You: OF MY PENIS

Stranger: OH no!!! call 911

You: I CAN'T I'M AMISH

You: I HAVE NO ELECTRICITY

Stranger: wow..

Stranger: oh.. run to the woods

You: MY PC IS RUNNING ON PIXIE DUST

Stranger: okay.. then maybe you shouldn't be on omegle

You: WANNA CYBER I MAY HAVE ONLY HAVE HALF A PENIS I CAN STILL PLEASE A MAN

Stranger: okay... then you should disconnect and find someone who wanna cyber!!!

You: IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB!?!?!

Stranger: yeah.. and he don't wanna cyber!

You: SQUIDWARD? IS THAT YOU?

Stranger: I said yes!! and if you wanna cyber, find another person!!!

You: I'M AUMISH I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR PETTY CYBER ELECTRONICS

You: I PREFER WOOD

Stranger: okay, bye

You: AS IN WOOD I MEAN COCKS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gordon Freeman]

Stranger: hi

You: penis

Stranger: CUNT !

Stranger: hahahahahaha! Soooo funny!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gordon Freeman]

Stranger: ngentot

You: i dont speak gibberish

Stranger: making*

You: wtf?

Stranger: huhh??

You: there in my house

You: shittt

Stranger: what do you mean?

Stranger: yah, too true

You: a guy kicked in my door no joke

Stranger: why

You: idk im scared

Stranger: Horny f?

You: shit he has a gun i have no time to be horny

Stranger: you what?

You: he shot my wall

Stranger: i want ^^

You: im going to die i have to go

You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: what?

Stranger: OR NOT

You: tell the world im dying

Stranger: 18 m india

You: 19 feamalee

Stranger: ^^

You: 19 femalw

Stranger: sdfhsdfsdhkp[

You: that got shot in the tits

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: f or m?

You: female

Stranger: u?

You: yeah me who else

Stranger: why

You: what are you talking about

Stranger: norks?

You: forks?

Stranger: i can be a poet

You: me too

Stranger: Ever hear of Sepultura?

You: no? wtf is that?

Stranger: I am 22

You: im 97

Stranger: yes i am that

You: really?

Stranger: where are you really from though?

You: west vagina

Stranger: hello

You: hey

Stranger: Also a whore.

You: im a whore

Stranger: heter

You: i can park a truck in my ass

Stranger: stomme idiooot die je er bent

You: sorry i dont speak retard

Stranger: that's like

You: whats like what?

Stranger: u know

You: no i dont tell me

Stranger: well im lean and defined but not a body builder

You: im a body builder i can lift a truck

Stranger: hahaha....

You: i can im a beast

Stranger: hey! im 21 m and horny with cam:)

You: hey im not

Stranger: I got vag

You: i have a butthole

Stranger: why?

You: i was born with it

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: hello there

You: hi

Stranger: hey! :3

You: whats goiing onnnnnnnnn

Stranger: fuck it then

You: why do you keep saying hey over and over WTF

Stranger: stop it obby

You: my name isnt obby bitch

You: fuck you

Stranger: hi

You: eat a dick

Stranger: WHAT?

You: you heard me

Stranger: 16, male, USA

You: go to school you horny fuck

Stranger: The machine is consuming my brain.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Topcatyo]

Bro you just got trolled.

[Silly Putty Clock]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hi
Stranger: how was your day
You: it was ok, but rather boring
You: I only banged like seven chicks
You: and took like nine hits of acid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 19/f/canada
Stranger: 19/m/usa
You: have you ever killed a man?
Stranger: lol no
You: can you keep a secret?
Stranger: surely
You: right, well, if you ever go up to new brunswick, canada, there's a small town called miramichi
Stranger: ok
You: way out on the outskirts of town, there's sort of a country area
Stranger: like boobs
You: there's a small gas station called papa joe's
You: behind the station, dig a bit and you will find a body
You: I couldn't bear not to tell anyone
You: it's one of those things that will drive you mad if you don't talk about it
You: but I don't want to go to jail
Stranger: i understand
You: hey, what's this about boobs
You: what kind of a pervert are you
Stranger: sorry
You: I don't talk to pervs! last pervert I talked to ended up dead behind papa joes!
You: i think it would be best for both of us if you'd disconnect now
Stranger: o i see
You: fine, I'll do it
You: >:C
You have disconnected.

Funny story, the locations mentioned in this conversation are real places. I've been there.
I made up the bit about the body, though. I think.

EDIT EDIT:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: horny?
Stranger: i can tell that you are
Stranger: hahahaha
You: gahahahohoho
You: so yeah, wanna party or what
Stranger: hohoho? are you santa?
Stranger: party?
You: yeah, let me show you my sack
Stranger: you're odd
You: im smrat
Stranger: smrat?
You: SARMT
Stranger: you mean smart?
You: No, I don't think that's how it's spelled.
You: Umm...
You: Trams?
Stranger: like i said. odd.
You: I'm not odd, I'm weird.
Stranger: synonymous
You: Fine then, I'm strange.
Stranger: also synonymous.
You: bizarre?
Stranger: that as well
You: freakish?
Stranger: i wouldnt go that far
You: unusual?
Stranger: that one works
You: if I had thumbs on the internet, they would be up
Stranger: why would that be?
You: because I agree with your previous statement
Stranger: oh, ok
You: So how are things?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Funny or un? You decide.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I wanted to bump this again.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: if a guy messes with me, I shoot my load
You: all over his chest and down his throat
Stranger: ok..lol
Stranger: so i take it you're a guy. lol
You: yes
You: I'm mel gibson
Stranger: pfft
Stranger: yeah right
You: yeah, right.
You: don't believe me?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: Mel Gibson is one of my favorite actors
You: if I wasn't mel gibson, would I have a picture of mel gibson?
Stranger: I think I'd know if I was talking to him
Stranger: lol
You: http://vulcanstev.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/mel-gibson-smile.jpg
You: I think not
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: anyone could find that pic on the net
You: often, performers are much different in real life from how they portray themselves
You: for instance, I'm actually very tolerant of other people's religious beliefs
You: the zoinist conspiracy just saw fit to tarnish my image after I got on their bad side
Stranger: right...
You: it's true
You: please, you've gotta believe me!
You: you said I was one of your favorite actors!
Stranger: if you're really Mel Gibson, what's the Shakespeare movie you were in
Stranger: ?
You: shit, I'll have to look that up
Stranger: lol
Stranger: got ya
Stranger: you're so not Mel Gibson
You: ummm....
You: a midsummer night's dream?
You have disconnected.