The Swine Flu Thread

[Kombucha]

Nostradamus predicted the swine flu outbreak and connected it to the earthquake in Italy and Obama's presidency.

[Topcatyo]

Geez, that's a pretty long time to be reading that book. I've blown through it in two days damn that was a good book.

It's for sci-fi class so I had to study Lenin and Communism and shit before we could actually get to reading the book and now we're doing the usual stuff you do when reading a book in school to suck the joy out of reading the book.

[TequilaClock]

oh yeah thanks a lot mexico now we have it
you dicks

Well is not our fault our beaches and girls are hotter than yours

[Mashed Potato Johnson]

Breaking news: Hundreds die in africa as common cold sweeps through

Breaking news: Hundreds die in africa as casual wind sweeps village away.

[Heliopios]

Breaking news: Hundreds die in africa as casual wind sweeps village away.

its obvious the gentle breeze was too much for their frames to handle

[Poltergeist]

Your mother had swine flu before it was cool

[Poltergeist]

Wait, since when was Animal Farm a sci-fi?

[DiscoBallClock]

Some guy over here is now under observation because of the Swine Flu.

The plot thickens.

[TremcladClock]

Apparently a kid in Texas just died from it.

[BunnyClock]

Apparently a kid in Texas just died from it.

A fucking toddler.

[Steve]

And the news will blow it out of proportion and not mention it's a toddler without a real immune system.

[TequilaClock]

A fucking toddler.

From Texas.

[GodClock]

i have swine flu right now im going to die ;-;

[BunnyClock]

From Texas.

"A Mexico City toddler who traveled to Texas with family to visit relatives is the first confirmed death in the U.S. from swine flu."

[TequilaClock]

"A Mexico City toddler who traveled to Texas with family to visit relatives is the first confirmed death in the U.S. from swine flu."

But in Texas.

[Steve]

S c o r c h e d E a r t h

[TequilaClock]

in =/= from

Forgot to add a "then" at the end.

[DNAClock]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/ap_on_he_me/med_swine_flu

sadface

[KING DAVID]

UH-OH GUYS, ONE STEP 'TIL THE SHIT HITS THE FAN.
SRS: Whilst it is indeed very sadface that many people in Mexico have supposedly died from the disease, most developed countries don't have much to worry about when faced with mild flu-like symptoms. Except the old and babies. They're screwed.

[F U Clock]

Zoh em gee guys, apparently there's also something called AIDS out there! I guess if you get it, you may not know for like a year, and if you have it, you diiie! Apparently the only cure for it is being Magic Johnson.

Nah, but in all seriousness, so so far we have one American death, a toddler, and of the 2,500 that have it, only 150 or so have died, in Mexican-level hospitals. I'm sorry, I just can't get myself worked up about this.