So I just found out this morning...

FrostShell · June 27, 2009, 10:32:44 AM

My wife is pregnant. She ran out of the bathroom and into the kitchen where I was eating crunch berries and she yelled "I'm pregnant!"; and we both were very excited and jumped and she ran off to call her mom. Now I am sitting here in my computer room letting the gravity of this sink in.

I'm very happy to be a dad, but I am not sure I can afford this...

SnakeClock · June 27, 2009, 10:33:27 AM

Congratulations! Hope it goes great.

It's damn near poetic how you were sitting there eating Crunch Berries.

Munglai · June 27, 2009, 10:33:59 AM

call it Batman

PirateClock · June 27, 2009, 10:34:36 AM

I could go for some crunch berries right now.

Thunderbolt · June 27, 2009, 10:43:32 AM

call it peggy

PirateClock · June 27, 2009, 10:45:31 AM

Quote from: Ribs;1607542THAT'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY FOR A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD

it's ok i got a blanket

F U Clock · June 27, 2009, 10:49:20 AM

Quote from: Ribs;1607542THAT'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY FOR A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD

This was my exact thought.

Slurpee · June 27, 2009, 10:50:16 AM

yeah call it Batman

MonsterMunch · June 27, 2009, 10:53:27 AM

Spend the next few months getting wasted with your friends on a near daily basis because once the pregnancy hits its stride, those days are going to be long gone.

AstronautClock · June 27, 2009, 11:01:39 AM

you are right you cant afford it. but no worries you will manage
and also congratsulations

must be great to see a part of yourself in a child form

F U Clock · June 27, 2009, 11:02:43 AM

Oh yeah I forgot congratulations. Are you excited about swollen bosoms?

PirateClock · June 27, 2009, 11:05:10 AM

Quote from: AstronautClock;1607557must be great to see a part of yourself in a child form

haha

FrostShell · June 27, 2009, 11:09:23 AM

Quote from: AstronautClock;1607557must be great to see a part of yourself in a child...

WTF is wrong with you man!?

And if it's a girl her name will be Olga, if it's a boy it will be Blakeland after her granpa. I'll run Batman past her but I am not sure it will fly. Maybe I'll sneak it in as a middle name.

PirateClock · June 27, 2009, 11:17:19 AM

Nicolas Cage's son is named Kal-El. Also he chose the last name Cage after Luke Cage.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.

DigitalLemonClock · June 27, 2009, 11:20:31 AM

congrats dude

LimewireClock · June 27, 2009, 11:20:44 AM

And your only 14? Fuck dude.

Nice work bangin' a chick at 14!
Congratulations anywhoo :3

Biggskoo · June 27, 2009, 11:25:06 AM

shoulda clicked your sig when she told you

AstronautClock · June 27, 2009, 11:38:14 AM

Quote from: Limewire;1607568And your only 14? Fuck dude.

Nice work bangin' a chick at 14!
Congratulations anywhoo :3

he is 23 I believe or 24

PirateClock · June 27, 2009, 11:38:30 AM

26

also im so glad she said "i'm pregnant" instead of"we're pregnant", i hate those new age types that say crap like that.

salt · June 27, 2009, 11:41:51 AM

congratulations bro!

News:

So I just found out this morning...