ITT: THX monkey

[heineken]

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[PropagandaClock]

I'm going to kill you and burn down your house.

[RocketFetus]

I'm going to rape your parents and shit down your throat.

[TapedeckClock]

im going to blog about this and touch myself

[MonsterMunch]

I'm going to sharpen my kebab skewer and rape you dead.

[heineken]

I'm going to kill you and burn down your house.

I'm going to burn you and kill down YOUR house.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I'm going to slit your throat and shove rubber discs down it so that when they find your body you'll be like a human pez dispenser.

[NintendrCkolc]

Im going to post in this thread.

[Steve]

I'm going to kill you and burn down your house.

agreed.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I am going to anestitize you in such a way that you will be fully aware of your surroundings and sense, but unable to move. I will then surgically remove a portion of your skull, dig out your pineal gland, eat it, and then replace it with a live mouse.

[TabascoClock]

I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world, then I'll rip off your eyeballs and skull fuck you!

[TorchClock]

I am going to circumcise you with a chainsaw.

[PennyClock]

I'm not going to do much...

[Loki Clock]

I will come into your house at night, knock you out with chloroform, tie you up, breath on you until you wake up, shoot you in the gut, and then fuck you in the hole until you die.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I'm going to RAPE YOU

[MonsterMunch]

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I'm going to chansaw gutsfuck you till pure fucking armageddon happens.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I am going to love you tenderly in the missionary position after three months of dating and meeting your parents.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I'm going to rip your tongue out through your nose, then remove one of your nipples and stick a lit blowtorch in the gaping wound.