Whats the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to you?

[buttplug]

Your job sounds horrible.

Not that bad actually I just like to complain. I couldn't imagine having to work in a place that has a playplace, I can hardly bear kids throwing fries all over the dining room.

[FishbagClock]

Not that bad actually I just like to complain. I couldn't imagine having to work in a place that has a playplace, I can hardly bear kids throwing fries all over the dining room.

Yeah the McDonalds bathrooms can be pretty bad. One time I went into clean up the stall and someone had left a bottle of pee right beside the toilet... it's not as much gross as it is confusing.

[MISTA BOOTSIE]

When we dissected pigs at school, me and some goth kid had an intestine-fight. Not as gross as it was fun.

[Loki Clock]

Stepped on a live roach barefoot
Puppy with parvo (projectile blood and shit, couldn't eat pepperoni for months)
Some other stuff.

[TangClock]

Not that bad actually I just like to complain. I couldn't imagine having to work in a place that has a playplace, I can hardly bear kids throwing fries all over the dining room.

So you'd rather throw out used tampons and get pricked by needles?


I'm sure my past is full of disgusting things, but all I can remember is recent ones. I work in a meat department at a grocery store, and throw out old-ass rotting dead animal parts every couple days. I cut up disgusting things like liver, tongue, kidney, and heart every once in a while too. Heart isn't too bad. Every so often you get hit in the face with a little piece of meat or blood or something dead. It's so gross, but I got used to it.

[FishbagClock]

So you'd rather throw out used tampons and get pricked by needles?

Getting pricked by a used needle = AIDS.

[The Spoiler]

Well I stepped in dog vomit/bile a couple minutes ago.

[buttplug]

Getting pricked by a used needle = AIDS.

So you'd rather throw out used tampons and get pricked by needles?

I had to go for HIV tests 6 times over 6 months, and take almost $2000 dollars (covered by workers comp but still) worth of pills for a month just in case I did contract it and it wasn't detected. The pills made me feel like shit for that whole month, it was terrible. Not to mention the feeling you get when you realize you may have gotten HIV. Sitting in a doctors office for 20 minutes feels like forever when you are going to find out if you are going to be ok or not. And all because SOME FUCKING BITCH couldn't properly dispose of her needle after she checked her fucking blood sugar.

Well I stepped in dog vomit/bile a couple minutes ago.

Yeah we have a sick cat that is always throwing up too. I love steeping in a ripe hairball-and-puke-pile in the middle of the night when all I wanna do is take a piss lol.

[FishbagClock]

I think you beat the shit-finger in mouth guy.

[bgryderclock]

I few years ago I washed dishes and found a used condom in the water. Apparently It was stuck to the bottom of a plate from my roommate's nightstand.

[Marlin Clock]

dissected a fetal pig in highschool it smelled like salami couldn't eat salami for a year

Really? I've never minded the smell of preserved animals.

I've dissected a worm, frog, starfish, crayfish, and pig, all weren't that bad, but I feel the crayfish was the worst because it made me have flashbacks to when we were taking care of these crayfish in the third grade and some of them tore each other apart.

Yknow what, I guess that was the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me. Thanks for the reminder :l

[Coolboyman]

Someone smeared shit all over the toilet rim and I sat on it without looking first.

I should have looked, that's how the toilet always looked like at my junior college. Mountains of shit, oceans of piss in every toilet from people too stupid to push the lever.

[FileCabinetClock]

This one time, my stepbrother, who was and still is much bigger than me, stuck his finger up his ass then pinned me down and rubbed it all over my teeth. I brushed my teeth and used mouthwash several times and I could still taste the shit.

[Thor]

Eating potato chip and noticed one was kind of gummy. Took it out of my mouth and it was a used bandaid. I still don't know who's it was.

also stepped in dog shit barefoot once.

My stuff isn't that bad

[ToyotaClock]

Someone smeared shit all over the toilet rim and I sat on it without looking first.

I should have looked, that's how the toilet always looked like at my junior college. Mountains of shit, oceans of piss in every toilet from people too stupid to push the lever.

I am baffled by this behavior; it's all too common and I really don't understand what vile environment these people apparently came from that taught them to behave in such selfish and disgusting ways

[TequilaClock]

I don't think I can remember a specific top grossest moment. Most of them involved poo and pee like all these guys.  I've stepped in dog poo barefoot, I've sat in dog poo, I've put my hand in dog poo by accident, I've been pissed on, when I worked at mcdonalds I had to clean piss and poo out of the playplace like every day so I got used to it. Last night I was trying to piss in a bottle because I didn't want to go over to the bathroom because it was 3am and my family was sleeping and I didn't want to wake them up, so I put the tip of my wiener in the water bottle but it compressed the air and when I started to pee it shot out like  a shook up pop and I got it all over my self and room.

amazing

[Silly Putty Clock]

This one time, my stepbrother, who was and still is much bigger than me, stuck his finger up his ass then pinned me down and rubbed it all over my teeth. I brushed my teeth and used mouthwash several times and I could still taste the shit.

ur funies

cn i b ur frend?

[Coolboyman]

I am baffled by this behavior; it's all too common and I really don't understand what vile environment these people apparently came from that taught them to behave in such selfish and disgusting ways

Where I live, it's full of people who think they're from the ghetto and gangsta and all that crap.  Even grown ass adults. I live in the safest Bay Area city (Castro Valley), with the black population being less than 2%, and people still act black and think they're all hoodrats and gangsta.

I don't keep with the times (mostly because I haven't turned on my TV besides to play video games in about 2 months), but maybe MTV said "It's gangsta to not flush the toilet and rub your waste everywhere", so naturally they'll do what it says because they want to be liked by people who do the exact same thing as them, who also want to be liked.

[FileCabinetClock]

Where I live, it's full of people who think they're from the ghetto and gangsta and all that crap.  Even grown ass adults. I live in the safest Bay Area city (Castro Valley), with the black population being less than 2%, and people still act black and think they're all hoodrats and gangsta.

I don't keep with the times, but maybe MTV said "It's gangsta to not flush the toilet and rub your waste everywhere", so naturally they'll do what it says because they want to be liked by people who do the exact same thing as them, who also want to be liked.

Yeah, I hate black people. I want to move as far away from them as possible, they're all smelly ingrates.

[RabidClock]

Yeah, I hate black people. I want to move as far away from them as possible, they're all smelly ingrates.

YEa.. wait a minute