Moonwalker

[ActionClock]

Today is the day that you've been training your entire life for.  You always studied hard, worked tirelessly, and achieved what many people only dream of.  You are an astronaut, and today at 11:00, you will leave earth, and go where few men have gone before.

...Assuming you wake up in time...

[AnkhClock]

> Wake up

[AmberArachnidClock]

>set the clock so it reads 11:00 not 10:45

[ActionClock]

You wake up and stretch.  You feel very rested.

Oh shit! you overslept big time! The rocket is supposed to leave in 5 minutes and you're still in your underware!

EDIT: Also, the sun is bigger than usual, which is a little unsettling, but you are primarily focused on the whole being late thing as a bigger problem..

[AmberArachnidClock]

Oh now I understand. Okay this wouldn't happen in real life.

[AstronautClock]

an astronaut you say_poogle_

> get the fuck to your rocket

[Silly Putty Clock]

put on your authentic pimptronaut $pace suit then pimpwalk your way to the launchpad, using your gigantic pimpwalking strides to get there in three steps

[Fireman]

don't worry the rocket is only just down the street, I am sure you can make it in time.

[Fireman]

so long as you don't get melted by the sun.

[Poltergeist]

>put on pants but not a shirt THERE'S NO TIME

[Loki Clock]

put on your authentic pimptronaut $pace suit then pimpwalk your way to the launchpad, using your gigantic pimpwalking strides to get there in three steps

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39397

[Wind-up Clock]

Just put on some shoes and run to the rocket in your underwear. You gotta take off the pants and shit when you put on the spacesuit anyway.

[PirateClock]

> shave off over comb
> go to the gym
> buy nice clothes
> get laid

[paperbag man]

>get laid again

[Topcatyo]

> Set your clock's time back twenty minutes.  Now you didn't wake up late at all.

[ActionClock]

You decide to make a run for it! There's no time for clothes, besides, your astronaut suit is at the launch base anyway!  

You take a short cut in attempt to make it on time

But what's this!? Oh-no! A fence, the short fat man's natural enemy, stands between you and the launch base!

[Wind-up Clock]

> Dig in buttcrack
> Find Rust Spray
> Use Rust Spray
> Run through fence

[Silly Putty Clock]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/39397

Lol, yeah that's what gave me the idea.

[Topcatyo]

> Eat a hole in the fence.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Pull your Moon Shoesâ,,¢ out from under your flab and use them to jump over the fence.