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Farted by TequilaClock, October 16, 2009, 11:11:29 PM

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AlbinoClock

Quote from: Thor;1916444Okay, this one is pretty fucking subtle: if you've seen the hidden room with the robot images,:

Huh?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

this one was pretty obvious but just in case


gray mann
creepy old man with sinister undefined motives

G-Mann
G-Man

Team Fortress 2 was Half Life 3 all along

VuBawlsClock

Quote from: Thor;1916444Okay, this one is pretty fucking subtle: if you've seen the hidden room with the robot images, you may remember that the red heavy, scout, and spy were standing around the robot images looking at them. Those three, the ones that know about the robots are all looking at the red engineer at the top of the page at http://www.teamfortress.com


This isn't the only evidence of the red engineers involvement with this whole thing. You can also see the robot demoman's head in the trailer video for the Engineer update
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scq8VOyfc48 (10 seconds in, on the right hand side)


WUT DOES IT ALL MEAN??

 :sandw:



Quote from: FloundermanClock;1916450this one was pretty obvious but just in case


gray mann
creepy old man with sinister undefined motives

G-Mann
G-Man

Team Fortress 2 was Half Life 3 all along

SOLDIER UPDATE CONFIRMED
Fuck Steven Universe

VuBawlsClock

Fuck Steven Universe

Thor

#1624
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1916448Huh?

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You need to noclip through a door that says "top secret" to see them in both cases. The cowering heavy, scout, and spy are actually in the map itself.
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Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

TequilaClock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1916450this one was pretty obvious but just in case


gray mann
creepy old man with sinister undefined motives

G-Mann
G-Man

Team Fortress 2 was Half Life 3 all along

huh...

Thor

updates coming out on Wednesday
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

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Looking at the video again, I see a canteen of some sort once on the poket table, and again on the soldier. New misc! It also looks like it has a customizable decal.
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

Thor

There have been a few accidental leaks that imply heavily that Half Life 3 will be announced at Gamescon. I don't usually buy into this stuff but this one seems pretty legit.

1. Leaked Gamescon schedule has Half Life 3 on the list of events
2. HL3 logo on a video of a new Mad Catz keyboard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-dRqjXi3i0
3. Game Informer, which has a history of announcing Valve games, has delayed the printing of their magazine for the first time in history until after gamescon because there's some major game announcement that's going to happen and it's on the cover of the magazine.


http://www.t3.com/news/half-life-3-confirmed-at-gamescon


You heard it here first, gentlemen.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

RobClock

Valve insists that they won't be announcing anything at Gamescon, but damn I want this to be real.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: Thor;1916585There have been a few accidental leaks that imply heavily that Half Life 3 will be announced at Gamescon. I don't usually buy into this stuff but this one seems pretty legit.

1. Leaked Gamescon schedule has Half Life 3 on the list of events
2. HL3 logo on a video of a new Mad Catz keyboard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-dRqjXi3i0
3. Game Informer, which has a history of announcing Valve games, has delayed the printing of their magazine for the first time in history until after gamescon because there's some major game announcement that's going to happen and it's on the cover of the magazine.


http://www.t3.com/news/half-life-3-confirmed-at-gamescon


You heard it here first, gentlemen.


VuBawlsClock

Fuck Steven Universe

Thor

Are Mann Up tickets single use or do they last forever? It isn't really clear about it...

edit: Looks like they're single use. what bullshit. The items will all be worthless ghastly-gibus tier shit too probably.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

VuBawlsClock

Quote from: Thor;1917352Are Mann Up tickets single use or do they last forever? It isn't really clear about it...

edit: Looks like they're single use. what bullshit. The items will all be worthless ghastly-gibus tier shit too probably.

if you fail, you get ticket back. if you pass, you can replay that mission forever, or buy another and go harder.
Fuck Steven Universe

TequilaClock


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK


Corporal Clock

okay i pre-ordered cs go and got in the beta time to pick up that dusty ol desert eagle on de_dust

SoBe Clock

Quote from: Corporal Clock;1917558okay i pre-ordered cs go and got in the beta time to pick up that dusty ol desert eagle on de_dust

It's pretty great, I've gotta say. Obviously unfinished but what's there so far is great.

The one and only thing that kept me from playing CS:S a lot more was my inability to find a decent server. There were like 60k servers, most of which were crap. They were either modded or they actually used classic settings but had like 32+ player slots. Because of there being so much crap I had trouble finding the good servers buried among them.

I like that CS:GO still has the server browser if you choose to use that but also pretty competent matchmaking to place you in classic game mode servers. I heard there might be an actual ranked matchmaking option in the final game, though I can't cite any source on that.

AlbinoClock

MvM is pretty fun. Definitely better off manually searching for a server than queueing.

VuBawlsClock

It is almost impossible by yourself
Fuck Steven Universe