The Official Valve Games Thread

[buttplug]

MvM is way more difficult that I thought it would be.

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I love how that one CT was like "hay guize I have a flashbang!" And then T starts going nuts shooting at nothing because of it.

[AnkhClock]

Hope you guys like Furries!

http://www.theverge.com/gaming/2012/8/17/3248748/second-life-is-coming-to-steam

Man can't wait to see the community hub page for that one (it will all be creeps in sex poses).

[buttplug]

Hope you guys like Furries!

http://www.theverge.com/gaming/2012/8/17/3248748/second-life-is-coming-to-steam

Man can't wait to see the community hub page for that one (it will all be creeps in sex poses).

To be honest I don't particularly care, if it gives Valve more money to create more content for their own games.

[GearBoxClock]

Hope you guys like Furries!

http://www.theverge.com/gaming/2012/8/17/3248748/second-life-is-coming-to-steam

Man can't wait to see the community hub page for that one (it will all be creeps in sex poses).

Does anyone besides terrible fetishists even play second life anymore?

[SoBe Clock]

I love how that one CT was like "hay guize I have a flashbang!" And then T starts going nuts shooting at nothing because of it.

I chuckled a little because you can practically see a lightbulb turn on over his head as he's like "Ooohhhh! Flashbang!"

[AlbinoClock]

So today I learned that if you add

-textmode -nosound -noipx -novid -nopreload -nojoy -sw -maxplayers 2 +sv_lan 1 +map "itemtest"

to TF2's launch options you can run down your item drop clock in a command prompt and when you start the game normally it will give you the drops. The clock's still limited to 11 hours a week, but I'm thinking I'm going to throw $5 at a second account so I can trade with it and double my item production.
 
GET THEM HATS

[AnkhClock]

CS:GO is out!

Fortunately it just replaces your beta with the full game, no need to re-download anything! Also you keep all your achievements and stats.

[RobClock]

Just got it! waiting on the download

[VuBawlsClock]

So today I learned that if you add

-textmode -nosound -noipx -novid -nopreload -nojoy -sw -maxplayers 2 +sv_lan 1 +map "itemtest"

to TF2's launch options you can run down your item drop clock in a command prompt and when you start the game normally it will give you the drops. The clock's still limited to 11 hours a week, but I'm thinking I'm going to throw $5 at a second account so I can trade with it and double my item production.
 
GET THEM HATS

wut

[Thor]

wut

nojoy = no joystick

it's for if for some ungodly reason you want to use a controller to play TF2

[VuBawlsClock]

that's stupid, that would be like playing counter strike on a conso, oh.

[TelephoneClock]

Why the fuck does CS:GO cost less than CS:Source?

Anyway, that beautiful bastard Anime gave me his coupon for 75% off Portal 2, so I bought one o' them $20 Steam Bux cards and bought it. What else should I buy with the leftover $15?

[AnkhClock]

Why the fuck does CS:GO cost more than CS:Source?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/730/?snr=1_4_4__115

http://store.steampowered.com/app/240/?snr=1_234_234__103_1

uhhh... it doesn't?

[TelephoneClock]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/730/?snr=1_4_4__115

http://store.steampowered.com/app/240/?snr=1_234_234__103_1

uhhh... it doesn't?

Oops you're right I meant the opposite of what I just said.

[TelephoneClock]

ANYWAY NEVERMIND I BOUGHT THIS:
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Last_Breath

so now I look like this:
http://files.myfrogbag.com/by6oea/pyro.png

I'm weak, I suck with money. Whatever I don't care 'cause I look BALLIN'

[TequilaClock]

ANYWAY NEVERMIND I BOUGHT THIS:
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Last_Breath

so now I look like this:
http://files.myfrogbag.com/by6oea/pyro.png

I'm weak, I suck with money. Whatever I don't care 'cause I look BALLIN'

I really, really want a Last Breath too.

[VuBawlsClock]

so how is csgo guys

[Thor]

I really, really want a Last Breath too.

And so does everybody else, so they're ridiculously expensive in the TF2 jewconemy.

so how is csgo guys

Pretty good. It's basically just CS:S with better hitboxes and better graphics. And gun game is an official mode.

[VuBawlsClock]

I need to try it and make sure my pc runs it properly before I buy it or beg for it

[SoBe Clock]

Pretty good. It's basically just CS:S with better hitboxes and better graphics. And gun game is an official mode.

And a better selection of weapons, and way better weapon balance, and better/less exploitable character physics, and matchmaking, and the current source engine instead of shitty 2004 one with all that entails such as source film maker and steam workshop support, and its only $15
 

I need to try it and make sure my pc runs it properly before I buy it or beg for it

If your computer can run TF2 and Portal 2, it will run CS:GO just fine. My rather modest current laptop runs it at high quality settings with zero problems and a consistently smooth framerate.