The Official Valve Games Thread

[AmberArachnidClock]

Me too... and I just got two direct hits and three of those sheilds and natasha... are items popping up a lot more than usual?

[TequilaClock]

The loadout servers have blown up a lot of times, also I got my very first hat (camera beard) thanks to the massive item spawning thing.

Also the targe is fucking hilarious.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Yes! I finally got the Dead Ringer and Cloak n Dagger! And the Axetinguisher, Killing Gloves of Boxing, Camera Beard, and a few repeats. Oh, and the Direct Hit, Chargin Targe, and Gunboats.
I really got a good haul today.

[Marlin Clock]

I take it back, the targe/eyelander combo is awesome. It speaks to the sniper who likes flailing his kukri around at all times.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I take it back, the targe/eyelander combo is awesome. It speaks to the sniper who likes flailing his kukri around at all times.

Can't wait to find Eyelander, I'm looking forward to barbing it up.

[BreadfruitClock]

Unlocked all the new items, i am pleased.

Direct Hit is by far my favorite.

Also i'm not sure if its just me but i saw no difference with the damage i received from rocket jumping when i had my gunboots on.

[TequilaClock]

Man the game is very glitchy now, I got more achievements than I should. Also the crafting system is really cool, it makes you want more dropping objects rather than discarding all of them all the time

Unlocked all the new items, i am pleased.

Direct Hit is by far my favorite.

Also i'm not sure if its just me but i saw no difference with the damage i received from rocket jumping when i had my gunboots on.

If that's true this was a whole macguffin after all.

[Steve]

told you 4th item would be useless.

[Fireman]

The eyelander and chargin targe has made this game so much more fun. There is nothing more satisfying then cutting a soldiers head off, especially when he fires crockets at you.
Then the sword fights are even better.
Valve has done magic.

[Steve]

If you're a spy and you put build 0 (zero) into the developers console you can erect your own dispenser

[Slurpee]

If you're a spy and you put build 0 (zero) into the developers console you can erect your own dispenser

lol

[Steve]

lol

fucking score.

[Silly Putty Clock]

If you're a spy and you put build 0 (zero) into the developers console you can erect your own dispenser

I should try this with different numbers sometime. Maybe you can get teleporters and sentries too.

[TequilaClock]

I tried this and it owns haha. Though it seems you cannot build sentries. They are supposed to be build 3

[Silly Putty Clock]

I tried this and it owns haha. Though it seems you cannot build sentries. They are supposed to be build 3

Yeah, I think that would be a game-breaker.

[Steve]

The graphic works too, your spy's model looks like he's holding his sapper, but instead he has a sideways box like the engineers have.

[YoYoClock]

my shitty student internet coupled with my shitty computer means that even with configs lowering the graphics to their lowest so that the game is basically 8bit still means i lag as soon as any other player moves into my field of vision

this sucks

[Steve]

The equalizer is my new best friend.

It won't be as soon as they fix the bug that makes you cause damage even when uninjured.

[Steve]

I actually use it as my running away weapon, but it'll need to be changed soon anyway, seriously.

Forget all star arena soldiers with the direct hit, i took one person out and god stuck in the blast range, and i took out another 5 with my equalizer in the same area of lumberyard. Considering how fast you go with it and the damage you do. As long as they don't see you coming they're fucked.

[Topcatyo]

The day VALVe succeeds on doing an update without exploits is the day Gabe Newell loses his weight.

As some of you maybe have experienced, once you achieve any of the milestones when the backpack/steam server is down, you won't receive your new item/unlock.

Didn't get my Direct Hit on 2nd Soldier Milestone for example.

That's because you don't receive items on reaching milestones anymore, I thought.  You know, picking shit up randomly...