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AstronautClock

. 1 I _______ Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is _______
. 3 Astronaut needs ________
. 4 I want to  ________ Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good _________
. 6 one day astronaut will__________
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of _________
. 8 Without Astronaut I was ________
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is ________
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is ________

Poltergeist

I am totally not an alt of Astronaut
Astronaut is great
Astronaut needs to change in absolutely no way he is perfect nodig
I want to marry and spend the rest of my life with Astronaut
astronaut is a good kisser I hope oh gee well according to my dreams he is
one dayl astronaut will be recognised as the genius he is
Astronaut reminds me of the sweet aroma of fresh morning dew on a blissful winter's morn
Without Astronaut I was merely a shadow grimly floating amidst other shadows in a melancholy and meaningless haze
the worst thing about astronaut is someday he will die and the world will have served its function
the best thing about astronaut is he got a big ol dick

K3LTR0N

. 1 I dont really know Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is cuncti simus
. 3 Astronaut needs to shave
. 4 I want to hi5 Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good stranger
. 6 one day astronaut will i dunno
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of my mommy
. 8 Without Astronaut I was lost but now am found
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is face
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is :/


YoYoClock

. 1 I LOVE Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is LOVE
. 3 Astronaut needs LOVE
. 4 I want to LOVE Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good LOVER
. 6 one day astronaut will LOVE
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of LOVE
. 8 Without Astronaut I was TOTALLY NOT LOVED
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is WHEN HE DOESNT LOVE YOU
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is WHEN HE STICKS IT IN YOUR EAR

<3

by Thor + Satellite

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1905428I think yoyo is the best one.

Topcatyo

1 I (put my balls in) Astronaut('s mouth while he sleeps).
. 2 Astronaut is (going to have my balls in his mouth tonight).
. 3 Astronaut needs (to have my balls in his mouth tonight).
. 4 I want to (put my balls in) Astronaut('s mouth).
. 5 astronaut is a good (mouth to put my balls in).
. 6 one day astronaut will (wake up with my balls in his mouth).
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of (a person whose mouth I used to put my balls in).
. 8 Without Astronaut I was (without a mouth to put my balls in).
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is (I have to wait until he is asleep to put my balls in his mouth).
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is (I put my balls in his mouth).









Boy, aren't I just the pinnacle of comedy.

Steve

I despise Astronaut.
Astronaut is nothing.
Astronaut needs genitals.
I want to crush Astronaut.
Astronaut is a good subsitute for horse shit.
One day Astronaut will find himself on the receiving end of my wrath.
Astronaut reminds me of scumbags.
Without Astronaut i was happier.
The worst thing about Astronaut is his existence.
The best thing about Astronaut is the prospect of ending his existence.

Silly Putty Clock

. 1 I admire every Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is the term for a scientist who goes into space
. 3 Astronaut needs a pressurized space suit to go on spacewalks
. 4 I want to  be an Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good scientist
. 6 one day astronaut will get to Mars
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of cosmonauts
. 8 Without Astronaut I was unaware of the wonders of space
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is their bones get all brittle from the low gravity
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is they get to go into SPACE
8=======D~~~~>_<~~~~C=======8

DNAClock

.1 I fucking hate Astronaut.
. 2 Astronaut is an embarrasingly gay person.
. 3 Astronaut needs less gay in his life.
. 4 I want to kill Astronaut.
. 5 astronaut is a good cocksucker, lotusclock told me.
. 6 one day astronaut will get herpes.
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of  a talentless and gayer Freddie Mercury.
. 8 Without Astronaut I was a happier person.
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is his young age which means his chances of dying are little.
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is: N/A
NO YOUTUBE IN SIGNATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RobClock

. 1 I don't have any respect for Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is a member of the Clock Crew
. 3 Astronaut needs to find a better way to spend his time
. 4 I want to piss on Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good cocksucker
. 6 one day astronaut will die of herpes
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of me in late-'07
. 8 Without Astronaut I was exactly the same
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut are his terrible threads
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is non-existent.

AlbinoClock

. 1 I would not go to space with Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is unqualified for space travel
. 3 Astronaut needs to not ever go to space
. 4 I want to  undermine Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good fellator
. 6 one day astronaut will give money to me
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of Cosmonauts
. 8 Without Astronaut I was not filling in blanks
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is his stupid form
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is his stupid form

patriotclock

. 1 I don't know who is Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is who?
. 3 Astronaut needs to do something that makes me recognize him
. 4 I want to be an Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good ????
. 6 one day astronaut will disappear and I will not notice
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of a ghost
. 8 Without Astronaut I was the same i am with astronaut
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is his hair
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is fab smile

Kombucha

. 1 I Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is
. 3 Astronaut needs
. 4 I want to  Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good
. 6 one day astronaut will
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of
. 8 Without Astronaut I was
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is

TheCheshireClock

. 1 I am trying to cook Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is filling, but bland.
. 3 Astronaut needs more paprika.
. 4 I want to dutch oven bake Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good comestible
. 6 one day astronaut will be finished being slow baked in charcoal.
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of lightly seasoned, medium rare, veal.
. 8 Without Astronaut I was making chicken for dinner.
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is how dry he gets, if not basted every 45 to 50 minutes
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is how crunchy his skin gets when slow baked, and seasoned lightly in peppers, garlic salt, and cinnamon.


Kombucha

Quote from: TheCheshireClock;1705875. 4 I want to dutch oven bake Astronaut
How appropriate.

F U Clock

Quote from: Steve;1705774I despise Astronaut.
Astronaut is nothing.
Astronaut needs genitals.
I want to crush Astronaut.
Astronaut is a good subsitute for horse shit.
One day Astronaut will find himself on the receiving end of my wrath.
Astronaut reminds me of scumbags.
Without Astronaut i was happier.
The worst thing about Astronaut is his existence.
The best thing about Astronaut is the prospect of ending his existence.

This made me chortle.

Uh, Astronaut's cool. You know.

DNAClock

I'm glad i'm not the only one that thinks you will get herpes.

:3
NO YOUTUBE IN SIGNATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TelephoneClock

1 I thought of an Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is a figment of my imagination
. 3 Astronaut needs to get out of my head
. 4 I want to psycho ward Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good synapse
. 6 one day astronaut will physically manifest itself through my raw emotions
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of a turtle
. 8 Without Astronaut I was a hollow basket, talking to the wall
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is that they tell me to burn things
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is that they share their appetizers with me

GodClock

. 1 I am Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is GAY
. 3 Astronaut needs penis
. 4 I want to bay around Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good butt
. 6 one day astronaut will gay out
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of penisbutt
. 8 Without Astronaut I was fine
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is his big dong
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is his big dong
__________________
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

Steve

Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1705877This made me chortle.

Uh, Astronaut's cool. You know.
Yeah, but with the clock crew's predictability i decided to put in a hate one to oppose the <3 one.

Lump Clock

. 1 I :fap: Astronaut
. 2 Astronaut is :peggey:
. 3 Astronaut needs :work:
. 4 I want to :lantern: Astronaut
. 5 astronaut is a good :emo:
. 6 one day astronaut will :suicide:
. 7 Astronaut reminds me of :thinknot:
. 8 Without Astronaut I was 8^0
. 9 the worst thing about astronaut is :queer:
. 10 the best thing about astronaut is :queer: