I Had So Many Weird Dreams Last Night

[SnakeClock]

I know it's a scientific fact that there is nothing in the world more boring than hearing about other people's dreams, but this is more dreams than I've had all last year, and they were pretty weird.

The first one was where I went into the attic of my dad's two-storey garage, and part of it was outside for some reason, on some kind of wooden platform. The boxes were all full of rare video games and things I didn't know we had, like a mint-in-box copy of Super Mario RPG, a bunch of really old Sega Genesis games, a bunch of old iMac G3s, and so on. Weirdest, though, was this system that combined an NES and an Atari 2600 that looked like this:



Except there was an Atari cartridge port in the back and a bunch of exposed plugs on the side, and this weird, rusty switch that looked sort of like this:

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I wasn't sure what it was for. Anyways, when I tried to start it up with an Atari game (which we also had a lot of for some reason), it kept making a weird grinding noise and the TV blinked. I tried to figure out what to do, and it was apparently missing a part. I put it in, but the game didn't look right.

Then I woke up and thought to myself "Aw dammit, that big warehouse full of games was probably just a dream." Weirdly, though, I think this part was part of the dream, too. I though I'd go take a look through the "warehouse" the next morning, and went back to sleep.

Then I dreamed I was watching Jeremy Clarkson testing a car on Top Gear called the Volkswagen Stieg (which is apparently German for "rose", but I didn't know that before), a small coupe model. It was white with a black soft-top, and it looked a bit like a late-80s Jetta but with the backseats removed and it was a lot more slick. Clarkson was driving really fast in it on the highway near my house, much to the chagrin of some guy next to him who insisted he slowed down.

At the end, he had taken the car back and was feeding ducks at a pond, ruminating some more about the Stieg. Weirdly, he didn't talk much about the car while he was driving it, and I woke up (for real) before I could hear any more about it.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Last night, I dreamed that I was on an internet forum.

[SockpuppetClock]

I had a lot more dreams last night, too...

[PolyhedronClock]

I had dreams that didn't really follow what I'm used to dreaming, and made for some intresting stuff.

[NintendrCkolc]

I need to buy a top loader nes off of ebay sometime soon...

[TheClockNessMonster]

what that wierd rusty switch thing looks like to me is a telegraph machine, one of the originals.

you may have had some crazy wierd dreams, but i have some of the CRAZIEST dreams ever. but lets face it as crazy as they are, arent crazy dreams awesome? hey, we should make a dream thread, where everyone cn post their weird dreams. that might be fun.

[Silly Putty Clock]

what that wierd rusty switch thing looks like to me is a telegraph machine, one of the originals.

you may have had some crazy wierd dreams, but i have some of the CRAZIEST dreams ever. but lets face it as crazy as they are, arent crazy dreams awesome? hey, we should make a dream thread, where everyone cn post their weird dreams. that might be fun.

Already done ad infinitum.

[Marlin Clock]

I've always wanted to meet someone who legitimately had the hawk/mt. fugi/eggplant dream.

[SnakeClock]

I've always wanted to meet someone who legitimately had the hawk/mt. fugi/eggplant dream.

I wonder what a room full of interesting old things, a bizarre toy with exposed parts, and a fast car that doesn't exist as a New Year's dream means?

[PowerGloveClock]

i don't remember dreaming about anything last night

[Marlin Clock]

I wonder what a room full of interesting old things, a bizarre toy with exposed parts, and a fast car that doesn't exist as a New Year's dream means?

You shall be a materialistic whore and like it.

[SnakeClock]

You shall be a materialistic whore and like it.

Better than seeing a raptor and eating a gross vegetable on top of a volcano.

[GameSlave]

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[TruncheonClock]

I'm living the dream.

[Kombucha]

I'm living the dream.

And my nightmare.

[Topcatyo]

I had a crazy ass dream a while ago.  I'm just copy-pasting a text file I typed up real quick before I forgot the dream, so the writing might be a bit discombobulated.

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In my dream, I am walking around to find a video game party going on in some big room that is like a giant lounge/library sort of thing.  I go inside and walk around a bit and chat with people.  Then, I see a piano as I walk past and, just for the hell of it, I hit a couple keys on the piano, making a couple of high notes.  Suddenly, some woman who has apparently been sitting at the piano playing the whole time tells me not to do that.  I apologize and then walk away.

I walk into the living room of my home, then, and I look outside the French doors to see a really foggy, dreary day outside.  Suddenly, out of nowhere, I feel a rumble and everyone staggers a bit.  Everyone around fears it’s an earthquake and that we’re all going to die, while I just stay calm and wonder what the hell just happened.  Suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant flood comes and starts to flood the house with murky, brown water.  Everyone starts freaking out, and I realize my computer is in the computer room (which is strange because really really late last year my computer was moved upstairs to my room) and is dangerously close to touching the water, short-circuiting and killing everyone.  I rush to the computer and try to keep it from getting wet, which oddly involved splashing the computer with water.  Then, suddenly, the flood recedes and now all that’s left is about an inch of water covering the floor everywhere.  I walk somewhere.

Somehow I end up in some building that’s like a mixture between a green house and a school.  However, it’s apparently a mall according to what the people in my dream say.  Suddenly, there’s some kind of hostage situation going on, and Will Ferrell and I have to go and try to save everyone.  We go through every room trying to help people out of the building, but for some reason some of the people we go to help pull a gun on us and try to shoot us, in which case we immediately kick their ass.  We do this for some time, until suddenly Will Ferrell and I enter this one large room full of a bunch of people.  There’s a ramp that leads up to a higher section of the room.  Suddenly, I’m in control of Will Ferrell, and someone pulls a gun on me, in which case I go absolutely nuts, still concerned about the safety and well-being of those who don’t have guns in the room.  I grab the man’s pistol and start shouting and scaring the shit out of everyone, threatening them with the gun.  Then, another person pulls out a pistol.  I shoot at them, intentionally just barely missing, and then I grab their gun and go even crazier.  Finally, some man pulls out an uzi and threatens me.  I grab the uzi and run up the ramp shooting at one of the guys who pulled a gun earlier.  I just barely don’t hit him.  Then, I tell everyone in the room “It’s time to scream!”  Everyone in the room begins shouting  and I sprint down the ramp, shouting a war cry firing every bullet of the uzi in the air.  Somehow, this averts the hostage situation.

Then, with me still in control of Will Ferrell, we’re walking away from the mall as I shout “You guys got lucky, you all almost died in a mall today.  How terrible would that have been ?  You don’t want to die in a goddamn mall.”  Then, I’m in control of myself again as I walk with an army sargeant, Will Ferrell, and some other guy as they talk about how badass Will Ferrell was.  I try to explain it was me, but they think I’m lying.

Then, we walk a ways and, suddenly, we’re in the woods.  We’re walking along when the fourth guy who’s not Will Ferrell or the seargent says to me, now wearing goggles that have had the lenses painted black, “Hey, I can’t see.  Is there anything wrong with this stick?”  I look and see a couple ants crawl out of the very, very thin stick and say “Uh, man, there are ants in there.”  Suddenly, half the stick forms into a large cluster of ants, and then the whole stick turns into  a giant swarm of ants that cover him.  All of us but the stick guy start jumping because the ants hurt our feet as now the whole forest floor is covered in ants.  Suddenly, I see a close-up shot of six of the ants walking away, and suddenly their heads turn bright, bright red.  They turn around and I hear Bill Hader say “Oh man, those ants are in their mating season prime.”  Suddenly, all the ants cover our friend and rape the living hell out of him.  We look away in horror as we hear him make screams of pain that eventually turn into laughs.  

Then I woke up.

[SnakeClock]

I had a dream last night and the only thing I remember about it is my dad saying "I'm glad I'm a Catholic!" (he's not, by the way) This may be significant.

[PowerGloveClock]

"I'm glad I'm a Catholic!" (he's not, by the way) This may be significant.

maybe he secretly is

[TequilaClock]

ok I swear i had no idea about this thread