Tekken movie will be worse than you thought it would be

DWARFINATORclock · January 15, 2010, 12:34:23 PM

I'm sure we all knew it would be bad, but I didn't expect it to be this bad.
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WrenchClock · January 15, 2010, 12:50:08 PM

It's like one big cutscene with shitty acting.

EnglishClock · January 15, 2010, 01:10:56 PM

Good lord.

WrenchClock · January 15, 2010, 01:15:30 PM

On an off-topic note, Dwarfinator's avatar displays some pretty decent tattie bo-jangles.

BunnyClock · January 15, 2010, 01:27:19 PM

Quote from: Spider Dijon;1717336On an off-topic note, Dwarfinator's avatar displays some pretty decent tattie bo-jangles.

No those are pretty horrible tits

WrenchClock · January 15, 2010, 02:16:14 PM

Quote from: BunnyClock;1717339No those are pretty horrible tits

I'd prefer less of a gap in the middle, but not all tits can be perfect. Also there is no way of knowing until nipples are seen.

WrenchClock · January 15, 2010, 02:16:52 PM

Btw the discussion is now ~~about tits~~ a debate between me and bunnyclock about the quality of the female mammary gland and not the horrible Tekken tie-in.

Poltergeist · January 15, 2010, 02:32:20 PM

The position is exaggerating the gap They're pretty happy, to say the least.

Also didn't watch the trailer and have no intent to

MonsterMunch · January 15, 2010, 02:56:28 PM

As long as it has Bryan Fury and the action doesn't suck it might not be too bad.

The plot of Tekken 6 has destroyed the Tekken canon way more then this movie could ever hope to.

buttplug · January 15, 2010, 03:05:33 PM

No way is it going to be better than the Dead or Alive movie or the Street Fighter movie!

Poltergeist · January 15, 2010, 03:05:59 PM

Tekken? Plot?

Steve · January 15, 2010, 04:24:30 PM

Since when was jin a socialising, romancing guy who made shitty little comments about fighting a faggot in shitty armour.

ps: i know who its intended to be BUT FUCK ME I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT.

patriotclock · January 15, 2010, 05:49:44 PM

Looks badass imo

Biblo · January 15, 2010, 06:12:54 PM

Quote from: Spider Dijon;1717355I'd prefer less of a gap in the middle, but not all tits can be perfect. Also there is no way of knowing until nipples are seen.

they're horrid and fake and stretch marked

mauserclock · January 15, 2010, 08:37:07 PM

dont worry i never thought it would be decent in the first place

DWARFINATORclock · January 15, 2010, 09:06:02 PM

Quote from: Steve;1717418Since when was jin a socialising, romancing guy who made shitty little comments about fighting a faggot in shitty armour.

ps: i know who its intended to be BUT FUCK ME I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT.

Why you hatin on Yoshimitsu >=(

TequilaClock · January 15, 2010, 09:15:29 PM

Wait, Tekken is a tournament?

DWARFINATORclock · January 15, 2010, 11:33:56 PM

Quote from: Zorak;1717573Wait, Tekken is a tournament?

Iron Fist tournament duh.

Silly Putty Clock · January 15, 2010, 11:39:16 PM

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1717646Iron Fist tournament duh.

Why did the big neon sign above the ring say "TEKKEN" then?

GearBoxClock · January 15, 2010, 11:45:36 PM

Who thought a FIGHTING GAME would make a good movie?

Christ, video game movies are never good

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