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If you were told you were going to die..

Farted by ArcticSwirlClock, March 24, 2010, 11:13:41 PM

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If you were told you were going to die, and not given very long, under the premise that you are a complete and total virgin..

...would you hire women to make love to you before you die?

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AmberArachnidClock

That's a weird question... Why not just play the pity card and get some for free?

Slash

Why would I need to go to a whore?
I'm going to die anyway, so I can rape anything which has a hole  that my dick fits into.
Even if I end up in prison, I'll be dead in a short time anyway.

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RobClock

Quote from: Armistan Banes;1740174Gods can't die.
I thank them you will.


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MonsterMunch

What clam said.

Dude, If this is just a complicated way of asking about whether you should lose your virginity to a prostitute, just do it dude. Wait till your 18 then hit a brothel.

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1740192What clam said.

Dude, If this is just a complicated way of asking about whether you should lose your virginity to a prostitute, just do it dude. Wait till your 18 then hit a brothel.

hahahahahaha

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I like how "some" people take every opportunity they get to state that they are not a virgin.
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Quote from: MonsterMunch;1740192What clam said.

Dude, If this is just a complicated way of asking about whether you should lose your virginity to a prostitute, just do it dude. Wait till your 18 then hit a brothel.

:lo5:

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Slash

Quote from: Wink Martindale;1740219You mean you'll be in your room crying on the floor in the fetal position until you die

pretty much, yeah.

Slurpee

Quote from: CadillacClock;1740197On that note, I hear Strip Clubs are awful in America.

Are they NOT awful elsewhere?

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ActionClock

#18
I just want to hop in this thread to let everyone know this question doesn't apply to me because im not a virgin, also on another note, i'm not a virgin.






I'm not a virgin
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