Bam Margera beaten with bat

[TequilaClock]

Haha

Bam

[Asshatclock]

Youre not fooling anyone gold, you'd totally drink it.

[Asshatclock]

you would >: (

and you'd do it for free

You'd do it before me, and I would be like, shit now I have to do it too.

[Asshatclock]

I'd have my glass filled with soymilk or something so that you'd drink the real deal then I could laugh at you

I'd see trough that plan and secretly replace the soymilk with the horse sperm while youre not watching.

[Asshatclock]

I would only pretend to drink it anyway and have a concealed straw device near my mouth that connects to your pants so it all goes into your pants and leaks everywhere and everyone will be like 'what's that coming out of your pants' and i'll say 'it's his dignity'

I'd make sure it didn't make it in the dvd release.

[Asshatclock]

yeah because it'd be on BluRay
HD sonnnnn

actually it will be on newgrounds in a while

SWF boy

[Topcatyo]

I'd have simply slipped some iocane powder, which I had spent years building up an immunity to, into all the glasses of horse semen, so that you two would have died while I lived, making me the victor.

[WhiteSwordClock]

She didn't hit him hard enough, Bam's a dick.

[MonsterMunch]

I would only pretend to drink it anyway and have a concealed straw device near my mouth that connects to your pants so it all goes into your pants and leaks everywhere and everyone will be like 'what's that coming out of your pants' and i'll say 'it's his dignity'

I lol'd

[Soup Clock]

You guys would totally drink horse semen.  Better be a flash in 5 days.

[DaisyClock]

jackass and cky were so much better before they all got so rich
 
seriously it was better when they were just young and dumb and doing stupid stuff, with the money they had,
now its like
 
~bam margera builds a pirate ship for $100,000, blows it up, laughs, builds another~
 
:/
 
that being said, i can imagine his bar pissing off a lot of people, but this woman lmao, shes clearly a fucker