PROBIE DEATH MATCH!! 4 ENTER, 1 EMERGES A CLOCK

screwdriver_clock · January 02, 2011, 10:23:55 PM

Okay thanks to the consensus of several higher ups, I have been given the authority to host the ClockCrew's FIRST PROBIE DEATH MATCH.

OUR THREE CONTESTANTS FOR THE MONTH ARE:

VUVUZELA
SUNGLASSES

AAAANDDDD

Blob

The rules are simple: Each probie has this month (JEFFUARY) to create one WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM QUALITY FLASH MOVIE (Flash Flood movies Exempt). At the end of the month, votes are cast by your clock peers.

FIRST PRIZE IS CLOCKHOOD, YOU EARNED IT BABY

SECOND PRIZE IS NOTHING! YOU GET TO STAY A STUPID PROBIE!

Third Prize THERE IS NO THIRD PRIZE YOU JUST

yeah btw if you lose you get a permaban. Also, to make things more interesting, any first offenses on any of the rules of the forums will result in a permaban as well, whether or not your flash would win. So read up on those rules guys!

SURPRISE GUEST

BLOB IS NOW IN THE FRAY, AND WILL BE UNDER THIS AS WELL AS ANY PRIOR COMMITMENTS. GET CRACKIN.

IF YOU FEEL THE DESIRE TO NOT PARTICIPATE, YOU TOO CAN PACK YOUR BAGS AND

Paranoid will be taken out this round, but will be facing off in the next Probie deathmatch. As a penalty for not having flash he'll take a month ban.

screwdriver_clock · January 02, 2011, 10:25:44 PM

OKAY, IT HAS JUST BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT VUVUZELA HAS BEEN BANNED! HOWEVER, HE IS STILL ELIGIBLE FOR THE CONTEST AND IN A FEW DAYS TIME WILL BE NOTIFIED.

If he wins he's unbanned and made an official clock so YOU GUYS BETTER PICK UP THE PACE YOU DON'T WANNA LOSE TO A BANNED MAN.

AbsintheClock · January 02, 2011, 10:27:20 PM

He ain't permabanned, he's banned for a week. He gets a week less for being a fucking tool in that thread.

Chalk Clock · January 02, 2011, 10:30:50 PM

are we taking bets on who will make it?

cause if we are my money is on blob. he's stupid prolific.

re edit :damn it vcr

VCRClock · January 02, 2011, 10:33:39 PM

Wait a minute, doesn't Blob already have to make a Flash Flood movie every day to not get permabanned? Level the playing field!

Also: does that mean 4th place is permaban, and three people survive?

pop-tart · January 02, 2011, 10:33:59 PM

Quote from: ChalkClock;1800272are we taking bets on who will make it?

cause if we are my money is on paranoid. Any takers?

Hmmm..

Sunglasses has the best Flash skill set... but is also most likely to say something stupid.

Too tough to call..

Chalk Clock · January 02, 2011, 10:36:49 PM

Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1800274Hmmm..

Sunglasses has the best Flash skill set... but is also most likely to say something stupid.

Too tough to call..

changed my bet to blob. if this was based on quality alone he would be a slam dunk.

AbsintheClock · January 02, 2011, 10:37:02 PM

Quote from: VCRClock;1800273Wait a minute, doesn't Blob already have to make a Flash Flood movie every day to not get permabanned? Level the playing field!

Also: does that mean 4th place is permaban, and three people survive?

And vuvuzela has a week cut off his time. Also all are still subject to bans for stupidity so it is anyone's race.

screwdriver_clock · January 02, 2011, 10:39:02 PM

Quote from: VCRClock;1800273Wait a minute, doesn't Blob already have to make a Flash Flood movie every day to not get permabanned? Level the playing field!

Also: does that mean 4th place is permaban, and three people survive?

It was agreed on with a few others that Blob kinda deserved it.

NintendrCkolc · January 02, 2011, 11:29:47 PM

I would hope we're exaggerating when we say we're going to permaban whoever loses..

The 1 month ban however, that's completely reasonable.

AbsintheClock · January 03, 2011, 12:50:25 AM

Nope. All these dudes have had a year. Not saying they'll never get a chance to redeem themselves, but they gotta put up or shut up.

BootClock · January 03, 2011, 01:14:35 AM

Awesome.

NintendrCkolc · January 03, 2011, 03:45:03 AM

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1800295Nope. All these dudes have had a year. Not saying they'll never get a chance to redeem themselves, but they gotta put up or shut up.

They'll just run over to clocktopia though, and then eventually they'll be unbanned here. In the end we won't be permanently getting rid of anybody. Seems rather pointless....

AstronautClock · January 03, 2011, 05:49:25 AM

DONTLET ME DOWN PARANOID

WrenchClock · January 03, 2011, 06:00:52 AM

Come on Paranoid! Rooting for ya, kiddo!

I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I · January 03, 2011, 06:51:16 AM

Hey guys I'm going to

because I don't want to be permabanned and I don't have time to make a quality flash!
EDIT: Also I would rather get clockified by improving my posts because I wouldn't really feel like I earned it if I just won some contest.

AbsintheClock · January 03, 2011, 07:29:12 AM

You sure you want to do that? It's called a "permaban" for a reason. IE the ban that you don't ever come back from. Your posts are probably not going to get better, so this is really pretty much your last chance to redeem. If anything a clock's merit is in productivity, not the posts on the BBS. Just that your posts don't help you at all. If you want to throw in the towel I'll gladly send you on a permanent vacation up shit creek.

Quote from: NINTY;1800324They'll just run over to clocktopia though, and then eventually they'll be unbanned here. In the end we won't be permanently getting rid of anybody. Seems rather pointless....

People still go there? Not my problem.

AstronautClock · January 03, 2011, 07:33:27 AM

I think I'd have more respect for you blob if you made a flash

I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I · January 03, 2011, 07:35:35 AM

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1800359You sure you want to do that? It's called a "permaban" for a reason. IE the ban that you don't ever come back from. Your posts are probably not going to get better, so this is really pretty much your last chance to redeem. If anything a clock's merit is in productivity, not the posts on the BBS. Just that your posts don't help you at all. If you want to throw in the towel I'll gladly send you on a permanent vacation up shit creek.

People still go there? Not my problem.

Wait, if I quit, I get permabanned? Oh, I just thought that he meant you could get out of this competition. Well, I guess I don't have a choice, no do I?

AbsintheClock · January 03, 2011, 07:37:41 AM

Nope. It's put up or shut up time.

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