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Farted by DWARFINATORclock, July 23, 2011, 04:49:49 AM

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TequilaClock

Quote from: TimHortonsClock;1898138some arbitrary tax on Origin.

I want to know more about this.

AstronautClock


Biggskoo

why is the entire last page of this thread nothing but shitty, horrible trolls

where the fuck is snapple to put these bitches in their place

Sinister Clock

I don't know about you, but we're discussing the game.

Biggskoo

do you know what trolling is or are you trying to bait me or what because the latter isn't gonna happen

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1898101I'm not joking.

I loved the Mako.


I have to this day not seen anyone else say this, but I loved it and I don't get why others don't... it was a godamn space vehicle, ofcourse it wont handle like a limousine.



That said I loved the first game, the second was great but not as good, I have less hopes for the third but we'll see.

i think the problem was that it did handle like a limousine aka like shit

Sinister Clock

I'm glad I didn't get too far into this game yet as I heard that a lot of the default choices from previous games you start with are rubbish, and I lost my old ME2 saves ages ago. So what I did was download a ME2 save and use Gibbed's editor to change some stuff around. I even messed up the face data accidentally but it let me recreate a bunch of stuff anyway.

Quote from: Biggskoo;1898186do you know what trolling is or are you trying to bait me or what because the latter isn't gonna happen

Well apparently trolling is disagreeing with you so I guess I'm a huge fat troll. (such as Bioware)

It's not a terrible game but it's not as good as ME2, nor is it an AAA game. They tried focusing on a completely new audience and fired a lot of it's good writers in favour of newer writers who most have a long history of poorly received publications. There was so many lines within the first 10 minutes which are out-of-character and just plain stupid. Also what really annoys me is how much money EA has paid to reviewers to get that ever meaningless 9/10. But at this point, everyone should be aware that game journalism is completely unreliable.

TimHortonsClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1898140I want to know more about this.

I heard from an IRL friend who was trying to buy ME3, and told me that buying from Origin has a tax of sorts. As far as I'm aware, Steam, along with other digital distribution outlets for PC games don't tax you.

Sinister Clock

Buying anything from Origin is a heavy tax on your soul.

buttplug

Didn't they have day 1 DLC on ME3?

catclock

Quote from: Buttplug;1898243Didn't they have day 1 DLC on ME3?

ya lol they took out some integral character that was said to be exintict for generations and make u buy the combat edition to get them.dunno the names exactly since i never played mass effect

うんこ

BobbyClock

Quote from: RipsClock;1898210well apparently you dont know anything about mass effect because ive already seen like 20 jokes about people making fun of edi's body in the game itself

Well apparently you have terrible fucking tas- oh wait, everyone on the CC knew that already.

Modern CC aligned with Bioware. What a farce lololol



this is your saviour this is the love and care put into their game for you, biodrone. I guess if you consider this and any part of ME3 a game worth heartaching over those ol' spam movies/ga,es must have been a genuine effort.

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niggers


BobbyClock


don't make a fucking mess

VuBawlsClock

Fuck Steven Universe

BobbyClock

Shepard



EMOTIONALLY ENGAGING

COULDN'T SAVE THAT CHILD I SAW FOR A MINUTE

HOW DOES LIARA SWEAT?!"

TruncheonClock

[U2]aYOeaV0Daic[/U2]
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

buttplug

Quote from: TruncheonClock;1898289[U2]aYOeaV0Daic[/U2]

Wow Tali was one of the 2 characters I liked in ME

Glad to know she isn't just another humanoid!

ProqagandaClock

If you haven't heard the shitfest about her face, I wont spoil it.

But I haven't played the game yet.

I liked Tali alot in the first game, but in the kind of way that "Yeah she's cute and strong but just not grown enough."
Then in the second game, she had developed alot as a character, she had grown in many ways and it was amazing as a player to see. I felt spoiled. I was fucking blown away at how good the romance (given what you can expect from modern games) was in between either Garrus/Femshep or Tali/Maleshep.
I seriously fell kind of in love with a romance-character the first time since Vanessa in Baldurs Gate II and Aegis in Persona 3 (But that's more my fetish for trans-humanism and robots).

Point is, Tali was an amazing character according to me and the lack of effort spent on the development of her and her species look in the last game just makes me sad. It just feels so insulting because I could honestly do a better Photoshop and I am abhorrent at it, it's like something you do in 2 minutes in lolthreads.

AmberArachnidClock

all of the videos of conversation scenes freak me out. Serious uncanny valley vibes, everyone looks made out of rubber.