CC Spam Novel

FileCabinetClock · August 07, 2011, 05:43:23 AM

Quote from: topcatyo;1835284Actually it's a Louis CK joke.

oh i remember that now, how did i forget? i love louis ck, i support this wholeheartedly

Kodiakclock · August 07, 2011, 02:09:02 PM

In the corner there should be a flip page animation of Duck.fla

I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I · August 07, 2011, 07:25:05 PM

Quote from: Kodiak;1835477In the corner there should be a flip page animation of Duck.fla

YES

RobClock · August 07, 2011, 08:05:18 PM

Quote from: Kodiak;1835477In the corner there should be a flip page animation of Duck.fla

That is actually a pretty good idea.

Nice call, Kodiak.

WrenchClock · August 08, 2011, 12:14:40 PM

This picture

Kodiakclock · August 08, 2011, 02:11:50 PM

Quote from: RobClock;1835671That is actually a pretty good idea.

Nice call, Kodiak.

RobClock · August 16, 2011, 10:21:48 AM

Alrighty guys, Clock Day's over. Let's get to work on this bitch!

WrenchClock · August 16, 2011, 10:25:04 AM

I hope shipping won't be much, StopAllSounds was horribly overpriced for me to buy from Lulu.

LysdexiClock · August 16, 2011, 03:23:12 PM

I want to help!

Lump Clock · August 18, 2011, 03:56:32 AM

I'm jumpin in on this stuff too.

Rob, do you mind if I redraw that picture of Strawberry you did for the cover?

RobClock · August 18, 2011, 07:28:03 AM

Quote from: FlounderCyst;1841438I'm jumpin in on this stuff too.

Rob, do you mind if I redraw that picture of Strawberry you did for the cover?

By all means, please do!

Biggskoo · August 18, 2011, 08:32:48 AM

it's cute that everyone is all hype about whatever stuff from the last year or so, but this thing should probably have more of a focus on some classic stuff too, at the very least an even focus. we've got ten years of spam history to draw from, folks.

I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I · August 18, 2011, 09:10:11 AM

Maybe we could have a couple pages of the most hilarious reviews of our flashes on Newgrounds.

Topcatyo · August 18, 2011, 10:46:51 AM

In the beginning we should start off with a two-page spread that recreates B in book form.

WrenchClock · August 18, 2011, 10:52:10 AM

I want to write a detailed novelisation of Strawberry Clock V

WrenchClock · August 18, 2011, 10:53:39 AM

"I hope it's not a Strawberry Clock flash movie" the bespectacled young gentleman mused to himself. "I don't care for those."

VCRClock · August 20, 2011, 02:15:04 PM

Apparently I tried to assemble some of the contents of the original Clock Crew Spam Novel forum into a Lulu template file for about five minutes in 2007.

I don't know who wrote these, and I can't guarantee they're any good because I'm not about to reread them.

hre dey is!@

Loki Clock · August 26, 2011, 09:00:29 AM

The forum format prohibited publishing. There was no way to judge which threads and posts were strictly content and which were suggestions. There was no easy way to compile a page or see what page count the posts added up to. Good for discussion (duh) and quality control. How about a Wiki? Does anyone know the flexibility of Wikimedia's print features for styling?

I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I · August 26, 2011, 09:36:52 AM

"FUCK YOU DAN" Screamed Bill.
"FUCK YOU BILL" Dan screamed back.
Their naked bodies smashed against each other in the sand. Bill threw Dan to the ground, where a crab promptly crawled threw his anus and began pinching his large intestine.
"GOD DAMN IT" Dan yelled. "YOU BITCH"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAN" Bill hollered as he made an incision in Dans left nipple with a piece of dull drift wood.
Dan promptly grabbed a rock (about 7 inches in diameter) and smashed it repeatedly into Bills testicals.
"MMPH" Bill grunted angrily 7 times.
"I WILL DESTROOOOOOOOOOY YOOOOOOOOOOU" Dan screamed as he lifted Bill's eyelid and inserted his penis under the eyelid, past his eye and into Bill's skull.
"YOU.SHALL. NOT. SKULL. FUCK. MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Bill shouted out between Dan's thrusting.
Bill inserted his finger into the previously made incision under Dan's nipple. He hoisted him above his head, Dan's penis slipping out of Bill's eye. Bill stared the into Dan's eyes, as he held him in the air with one hand and masturbated with the other.
At that very moment, a large seagull flew by and landed a large turd into Bill's non-fucked eye.
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" Bill screamed losing his grip on Dan.
"YOU GOD DAMN CUNT NUGGET" Dan emited a blood curdling scream as he broke Bill's toes with an extremely heavy dildo.
"yeeeeeees" Bill whispered.
They stared down each other as they slit each others wrists. They used as much blood as they could to lubricate their hands, which they promptly masturbated with.
They both came at the exact same time, into each others hair, in a perfect arc.
"FAGGOT" Bill said. "I LOVE YOU"

SchoolClock · August 26, 2011, 10:13:32 AM

There should be a hint of how awesome School's Library was the CC.

Oh, and how he went crazy one day and banned everyone from #clockcrew.

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