Taco Bell Party Pack Challenge

[AbsintheClock]

One Size Feeds Joey is more like it.

So in the blast we've come up with a friendly little competition. As some of you know, you can get a pack of 12 tacos for $10 at taco bell. We want to see who can eat all 12 tacos the fastest in the CC. Rules are simple.

1) You must eat the tacos all by yourself. This also includes all the stuff that falls out of your taco.
2) Tacos must be eaten in one sitting
3) Tacos may be either hard or soft, and drinks are unlimited. May use any sauces of your choosing including but not limited to sauces provided by taco bell.
4) Tacos may also be replaced with volcano tacos provided the person buys 12 of them.
5) All taco eating must be documented. If you can't do a video for 12 minutes at least get some pictures or something. Timing it is also expected.
6) Puking is an automatic DQ
Also there is no prize, other than to say you're the taco king or whatever.
7)I'd like to suggest a new rule that if you get sick or die from attempting this you waive any right to hold the clockcrew responsible for your negligence.

But, that would be awesome if somebody died.
8)No pooftahs

Participants post here, and I'll add you to the list. We'll be deciding on the date but it will be some time next week.

Participants
AbsintheClock
Wii
Kodiak
MSPaint
TelephoneClock
PatriotClock

[WiiClock]

I want to wish my competition good luck in this contest.

I have it in the bag though, there's no way I'm going to lose this.

[buttplug]

I wish this was anything but taco bell

[BluezombieClock]

Oh, dude. The nearest Taco Bell here is like an hour away, but I'd totally be in on this. I'll call them tomorrow to see if they have that offer over here.

 Is getting really high before eating considered cheating or is it recommended?

[WiiClock]

Oh, dude. The nearest Taco Bell here is like an hour away, but I'd totally be in on this. I'll call them tomorrow to see if they have that offer over here.

 Is getting really high before eating considered cheating or is it recommended?

It is legal.

[MSPaintClock]

[MSPaintClock]

[SwirlberryClock]

Shit, the nearest taco bell is 45 minutes from me, and I have no car I'd love to do this though.

[RenegadeClock]

I threw up just looking at that picture.

[clockradioclock]

soft taco would be the obvious strategic move for speed, but hard is always more delicious.

[GodClock]

well damn if i had $10 to waste on a totally (nutritionally) pointless meal then id be down. do we just like, record ourselves eating them?

[AbsintheClock]

Yeah video or photos is fine. Just make sure you time it.

[BluezombieClock]

Videos are more awesome. You can see the total disgust-factor. Unless you stage your photos to look equally as disgusting

Shit, the nearest taco bell is 45 minutes from me, and I have no car I'd love to do this though.

If you lived near here I'd totally pick you up so we could double-team these guys. Hmm... I think I'll actually talk to Lotus about this hehe

[EtchASketchClock]

If Taco Bell didn't taste like shit I'd totally do this.

[BluezombieClock]

If Taco Bell didn't taste like shit I'd totally do this.

Well, I mean. It's not like it tastes LIKE shit. It just kinda tastes shitty.

[AbsintheClock]

Consider it part of the endurance of it. Also can we agree to make a rule that taco droppings must be eaten as well. Last thing we need is some smart ass squeezing out half their tacos while eating it and getting off scott free.

[BluezombieClock]

Consider it part of the endurance of it.

Yeah, so nobody dare make delicious homemade taco's.

Also can we agree to make a rule that taco droppings must be eaten as well. Last thing we need is some smart ass squeezing out half their tacos while eating it and getting off scott free.

Bonus points if taco dropping are eaten with bare hands

If I may add: There should be an award ( that we'll need to force Satellite to do ) for anybody to manages to eat ALL 12 taco's. I honestly doubt I will.

Joey might be the only guy to manage to get that award, so he could officially claim his title as the taco king

[Kodiakclock]

I really hope my check comes in time for me to do it it arrives sometimes between tomorrow and the end of the month

[Sombra]

More like the FAT king

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Whoever wins gets to trade usernames with WiiClock