Ashton kutcher on two and a half men tonight

[BluezombieClock]

CTV in a little over an hour. Followed by a Charlie sheen roast. This should be interesting, wonder if Kutcher will be any good.

[RobClock]

I never cared for two and a half men, so throwing in an actor i don't care about isn't really sweetening the deal.

However, I'll probably be watching the roast, since most of my friends will likely be talking about it tomorrow.

[Clocktopus]

I thought it worked well.

[GodClock]

since most of my friends will likely be talking about it tomorrow.

man what a tool, fuck the system be different and all that jazz yabba dabba doo

[WiiClock]

i was forced to watch it while eating pizza with my parents right now and it was fucking horrible

laugh tracks should not exist

[Kodiakclock]

i was forced to watch it while eating pizza with my parents right now and it was fucking horrible

laugh tracks should not exist

yeah i would cringe and then a laugh track would play.

[WiiClock]

yeah i would cringe and then a laugh track would play.

my mom was like "it wasn't horrible" and then i looked at her with a face that was like "you take that back you fucking bitch"

and then she said "put it on dancing with the stars, i hope rob kardashian wins"


and then i ran away

[Kodiakclock]

my mom turned on dancing with the stars afterward too. Damn old people are predictable.

[BluezombieClock]

Honestly I don't know what to think about it. The way kutcher was introduced was odd, and it's obvious they're trying to give Cryer a more proactive role. I was expecting Kutcher to be the one to try and fill Sheen's hole, but it seems like they're giving Cryer a hint of that personality.

Trying to fill in the hole Sheen left, I guess, but I'm just not convinced yet. No moments were particularly meaningful to me in that episode.

[GodClock]

i missed it, fuk my lyf

[miracle fruit]

so im not watching this but im interested in how they explained charlies disappearance whilst still sharing his beach-house with some random ashton kutcher guy???

i just dont get it

[BluezombieClock]

so im not watching this but im interested in how they explained charlies disappearance whilst still sharing his beach-house with some random ashton kutcher guy???

i just dont get it

They had charlie die, apparently falling in front of a moving train.

Alan needs to sell the house now that Charlie's gone. Kutcher just kinda invited himself in after a failed suicide. After a brief talk, alan discovers the former is worth billions.

So i dunno. Is he going to try to sell him the house or something? Probably.

[YoYoClock]

The bid to keep a succesful television program going after the star has been fired by killing off the main character and subbing in a new one just to try and keep making the massive heaps of billions of dollars they were before is hilariously pathetic.

[WiiClock]

also i was unaware you could get away with so many dick references on primetime tv these days

[BluezombieClock]

I miss Sheen. If the next episode doesn't offer me more than a few shitty chuckles, I'll just start watching reruns

[Topcatyo]

So Cryer's trying to fill the holes Sheen was filling *HI-YOOOH*

I was really banking on them killing Sheen off by him driving off a cliff in a drunken binge, but I guess a train is... well, dumb.

I also agree with the sentiment that laugh tracks are awful. The only time you should ever be hearing somebody laughing during a performance is at a live show.  It's always annoying to see an actor wait for the crowd to stop laughing before they can say their next line.

[Topcatyo]

Fun Fact: Pretty much all laugh track audio clips you hear were recorded in the 1930's or so, so when you hear a laugh track you're hearing dead people laughing.

You're hearing dead people laughing.

[BluezombieClock]

Fuck those laughing dead guys. They'd of probably never laughed so obnoxiously loud, knowing that it's the only thing they'd ever be remember ed( hated ) for.

[peyoteclock]

Just a heads up Two and a Half Men was an awful show the entire time and Ashton Kutcher is good in nothing.

[Topcatyo]

Just a heads up Two and a Half Men was an awful show the entire time and Ashton Kutcher is good in nothing.

i still enjoy that 70's show