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30 days without masterbation

Farted by SeedClock, October 12, 2011, 11:30:15 PM

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SeedClock

i will keep this updated as i go along

day 1: My dick feels normal, but i saw my hot co-worker today and got an unusually large boner
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VuBawlsClock

your gonna break down soon
sometime after day 2 1/2
Fuck Steven Universe

miracle fruit


VuBawlsClock

Day 4
seed:"AW YEAH, TAKE IT YOU DIRTY WHORE"
ahnd:"BLISTERS!"
Fuck Steven Universe

SeedClock

but seriously though the wine steward at my work is fucking hot
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Slurpee

I did this for like a year in my early teens. after a while I literally forgot what an orgasm feels like.
the first one coming back off of it felt stupid amazing

Slurpee

Quote from: Slurpee;1867000after a while I literally forgot what an orgasm feels like.

that's what she said

SeedClock

i do it too much, takes the joy out of it, i think a little time off will help bring back the feeling for me
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Sombra


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I had some dumb idea that it was bad for me to masturbate but okay for everybody else to do it back in 7th grade so I stopped for a year and a half. Then at the end of eight grade I masturbated and hated myself, but then I got a girlfriend and she managed to convince me that I wasnt a bad person for wanting sexual things. I made sexual jokes but I was a prude when it came down to it for a while.

NintendrCkolc

now ya see, if I would've posted this thread someone would've been like "LOL NGBBS"

On the real though, I knew a kid who tried to stop and I can't quite remember EXACTLY what happened but if I remember correctly, after about a month or so his nuts or something in the area swelled up real large to the point where he was having trouble walking and when he went to the doctor he was told that if he tried to just masturbate regularly he would more than likely injure himself. He had to get surgery or something like that. I'll ask him next time I see him to give me the full story. Was probably just bullshit but he seemed pretty serious at the time.

I've personally tried to go cold turkey but I never last longer than a week.

pop-tart

It was much easier to refrain before the advent of 'YouTube' style adult sites.

AbsintheClock

This is an important discussion.

EnglishClock

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

AnkhClock

I've never felt the need to stop since I don't do it all the time to begin with.



Topcatyo

I went a whole Lent without masturbating.  I did it more for the good of me than the religious thing but whatever.

I found out about halfway through that it was some weird thing and the Lent lasted 48 days rather than 40 and I was pissed but I still pulled through.

I also quit soda for Lent so I could just tell people I quit that.

People found out somehow anyway (I didn't give a fuck really I said it what you gonna tell on me)

HeinekenClock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1867011I had some dumb idea that it was bad for me to masturbate but okay for everybody else to do it back in 7th grade so I stopped for a year and a half. Then at the end of eight grade I masturbated and hated myself, but then I got a girlfriend and she managed to convince me that I wasnt a bad person for wanting sexual things. I made sexual jokes but I was a prude when it came down to it for a while.

Normally I'd agree but the things you masturbate to do make it a bad thing.

miracle fruit

i dont think masturbating is your problem

i think you need to get some ass

WrenchClock

Day 10: The moment i thought about a woman my balls exploded