Alliterative Insult Showdown

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SPUNK SNIFFING SIFT SAVANT, SUCK SHIT OUT OF SANDER'S SMOLDERING SAND SACK

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penis penis poop pants

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PERVASIVE PROSTATE PRODDER, PERMEATE PENTACOSTAL PANTY PHILARMONICS

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plebeian popped pustule procreating with prostitutes, probably

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narcing nagging nubile newbish norknork necrophiliac

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Gay, gorilla gaping goatse guy

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itt the word savant is somehow insulting

you guys suck at this

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who'd want to be a sift savant? DO YOU WANT TO BE A SIFT SAVANT, ROEL?

goback2theriver.

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Dwarfinator dives directly downward, doing dandy dudes' dirty dingalings.

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Roel reaps romeo rams rapturously, reams rappers resoundingly.

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who'd want to be a sift savant? DO YOU WANT TO BE A SIFT SAVANT, ROEL?

goback2theriver.

who wouldnt

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Big Black Bitch Beggin to be bit

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philanthropic phallus pretends to fluff fecal matter through the threshing shoreline of selfish shellfish.

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Opus of oral oppressors or ovulating opposite of orgasmic optimism?

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VuvuzelaClock is a Virtual Viral Virgin oh god damn it

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penis penis pen

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wrapping wreck worms, whipped with willies wittily.

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who'd want to be a sift savant? DO YOU WANT TO BE A SIFT SAVANT, ROEL?

goback2theriver.

Scale-invariant feature transform savant

Smart Information Flow Technologies savant

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Digital desires dragon dick

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gelatinous flagellation from far-fetched ferocious frankfurters? fuck you