you guys ever like not cut your steak into small enough pieces

[d u m p y]

and then when you pick up a piece with your fork you realize it but it's too late and now you have to awkwardly jam it into your mouth while everyone is watching you?

[d u m p y]

because i hate that. what happens to you guys that you hate?

[Zeffy]

Big pieces of steak are awesome.

[d u m p y]

Big pieces of steak are awesome.

but not if they're bigger than your mouth and and and your in civilized company and then like they think you're some kind of uncultured uncouth person and then they all see you and they all whisper ooh lets not invite that guy to our fancy dinner parties now i mean look at him stuffing his face with that steak it's just atrocious

[Clocktopus]

i love steak but i hate the fat on it

[DWARFINATORclock]

no

[AmberArachnidClock]

psh just shove it in your mouth who gives a shit.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I stab the entire steak on my fork and eat bits of it off like I would a drumstick. Manly man right here.

[Zeffy]

I stab the entire steak on my fork and eat bits of it off like I would a drumstick. Manly man right here.

This.

except when it's a big steak or when I have it blue rare.

[EtchASketchClock]

I'm always awkwardly jamming things into my mouth while everyone is watching.

[SwirlberryClock]

$500 dollar steak, right guys?

[Topcatyo]

my parents complain all the time about how big the pieces of steak i cut are.  i tell them they're straight bustas and then chug some a1.

i loves me some a1

[Kodiakclock]

but not if they're bigger than your mouth and and and your in civilized company and then like they think you're some kind of uncultured uncouth person and then they all see you and they all whisper ooh lets not invite that guy to our fancy dinner parties now i mean look at him stuffing his face with that steak it's just atrocious

TL;DR

[GodClock]

youre not cool if you dont eat the entire steak in 1 bite by putting your face to it without any utensils or using your hands

[TimHortonsClock]

I cut steak at pieces larger than most people, but I can still at least get a mouthful of that deliciousness.

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[Sinister Clock]

Sometimes I don't even cut the steak at all. I just rip it apart with my teeth and chew chew chew.

[F U Clock]

I only use chop sticks to eat because I love using antiquated poorly-conceived wooden utensils.

[Munglai]

Your mouth must be pretty small. I can't imagine cutting a piece of steak too big for my mouth without realising. It would be like half the steak.

[Sinister Clock]

I only use chop sticks to eat because I love using antiquated poorly-conceived wooden utensils.

Hey, chop sticks are perfect for rice let me tell you.