I'm glad I checked in to see this! Good to see all those old "faces".
Kind of sad mine wasn't on there though, c'mon Durian!

Quote from: Paranoid;1785695Didn't Dwarf or Clam or someone make a sticky to prevent these threads?

Dwarfinator is my homie. I can do what I want.

Just come back on here after a very very long time and it's all different.

WHATS GOING ON.

Very nice. Well produced, what set up did you use for recording or do you not know?

I heard that CC invented the lightbulb.

Woah @ Those dragon porn pics.

It gives me some bright ideas.

This is fucking cool.
Nice one mate.
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I don't think it's right for somone's life too be taken from them if it isn't just. If the persons mentality is corrupt, and s/he will never be a good person again, s/he should be killed. If the person could rehabilitate from the crimes s/he has done, they should be left too prison.

I would like to be shot in the head like absinthe, if ever I was set too execution, fast, effective and painless.

Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockpic

You look exactly how I expected you too look

Quote from: iPodClockhttp://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-01T160241Z_01_EIC157707_RTRIDST_0_ODD-SAFRICA-RAPE-DC.XML

sound painfull huh.

watch out.

I hope you wern't looking for rape porn when you stumbled across this =/

Quote from: TriangleBy the way, It was hot she really
understood how to lick my balls.
Maybe I should call her back and
pump her again. It would be fun.

Oh, what a joke, you had your balls sucked
man, I know somone who  could do it better
fran her name is, untill I found out she was
grossly into bondage, then she gave me a
bar of metal, to make her uncomfortable with
apart from that she was cool, she had very big
nipples aswell, oh my days they were big!!

Quote from: ShotglassClockLearn how to spell and type.
I know that would be a selling point for me.

LOL

Shotglass>Night

Sorry night, that was kinda funny.

Quote from: DWARFINATORI'm glad I'm not the only one with female horror stories.

Knowing how it feels to be deceived by a woman I say
never trust them, and don't buy in to their lies
or you will get screwed, like what happened to you.
Women, you can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em.

I feel for you man, that must have been a really
terrifying experience, have you ever told your friends about it?
Sometimes that may help, plus you can plot some revenge : )

Cunts like that don't deserve to get laid man, you deserve
revenge, get her and her friends back for what they did
and let them know it was you. Shit in their mailbox!
ZING!
You'll feel better, trust me.

I wouldn't worry about it dwarfy I mean
theres nothing wrong with sleeping with a transvesite!
Heaven forbid, I've done it a few times too!
Oh by the way, their a bundle of fun too
ugly, but fun, especially at the end when they dont
go on for ages like woman dom oh well, life would be
heavinly if that where true. If your actually reading
this your really sad, go fuck yourself...sideways.

You disgust me all of you, your all so I'm a edgy teen, havn't
overviewed this thread and thought this is disgusting
unless you are attracted too transvestites of course
which in any case is all right as you dont have too worry
everyone about being gay n stuff. I'm gonna go on about my
rich and succesfull life story now, when I was born in new york
everyone praised me in such way, I used to get erections whilst
going too sleep, oh those were the days, no worry about life,
or money, or your family. Just sat there all day not doing an
inch of work. Excellent. When I was 14 I started too pick my bum
Not nice eh? oh well deal with it, it's not as if your actually
going too read this whole post its too long and now I can't be
twated to use  punctuation, grr thats another thing that annoys
over all is punctuation, who needs it? It's not as if we cre about it.
Over all I'm just going on as I'm bored. My favourite type of
breakfast is cereal, I like it with sugar and milk. Used with a
elongated spoon, it can be just the perfect thing too settle a bad
dilema, anyway who cares what I'm on about, TOO LONG DID
fuck all too try and read it, everyone wants too be like us,
understatement we are, we desrve more power and love
cool people get more than us and we defeated the oompaloompas
knifed them infact, so they couldn't meet there precious willy
erect wonker, Oh well i'm going too bed night all, nice too speak
Relackeringa too you all good night and dont let the bed bugs bite

Quote from: DWARFINATORFunny, really funny man! Like I already said she looked, felt, smelled
and kissed like a woman. Not to forget she looked really good, fucking
great more like it. So I don't understand why you are mocking me.

Mate, you need too leave pirate alone man,
I mean, what has he ever done too you???
Not as if he smacked you side too side with
giant butterfly dung is it? Don't be so mean,
everyone has the right to show thier feelings.

Quote from: TriangleNever make out with a chick without checking for a sausage.
It's my motto and it hasn't failed me yet, however most
girls are shocked when I give them a little pat. Its beats kissing a
guy. I'll take a slap to the face and verbal abuse of that. But
even then, I miss out on hot girls because they're offended. Maybe I should
reconsider my tactics, and maybe I'll get laid.
Sheesh I'm making this up. I'm not a pervert.

So what if she has got a sausage?
or even he for that matter
really, it's up to them if they wanna
reveal there sasauge in any case
you sir are a shambles to society

Too be honest so am I on that note
relying on others to break the thin
ice first. Do they have one or not?
All of us men have one but those  
naughty woman don't oh no, they
go and have a pussy, meaning
lieing about there sasauge would
either be wrong or transvestite.

Quote from: PepsiClockdwarfinator told me the true ending to this story. I wont post it though.

Cant you tell me it, afterall
overnight I made love too
chancelor dwarfy aswell.
Knobby knees he has too

You all need too realise that
other than me and dwarfy
underestimating transvestites,
really may be serious to you.

Alot of people seem to ignore
lots of transvestites but in
lovley reality they are all
cute people I mean, whats
under his/her pants? Maybe
not a pussy maybe not a dick.
Too many of you are making
silly asumptions of this thread.

Dwarfinator got off with a man.
I can't wait to tell my friends!
Cracking story, made me cry.
Keep up the good work friend.

     

Good synchro with the music.