Quote from: Solenoidclock;1378893no that's ass

WHAT

My filling hurts

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/452777

Watch it before it gets blammed

Quote from: ChimeClock;1378371woah, really? what'd you get busted for?

Apparently it still counts as rape if it's with a retard, I mean wtf is that about?

Quote from: Abe Gravewalker Jr;1378348Holy crap i aint seen you since early 06

I'm back baby, no prison can contain me for more than a few months

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/452623

I think I might get turd

By the way I am wearing a waistcoat as I type this,
Just thought you should know,

dmc

Only poor peple watch channel 5 imo

Quote from: TurtleSoup;1374412I

SCREWED

THE TUNA!

I just shat myself in terror

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/451056

Sorry Old bean, would you mind terribly voting 5?

Hi, yes, it passed tis good
thanks guys

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/450802
fuck

Quote from: Buttplug;691618So did someoine change the half of the words to wanking or is it supposed to be like that.

Here is the original you uneducated cretin

Bent double, like old wankers under sacks,  
Knock-kneed, wanking like hags, we wanked through sludge,  
Till on the haunting flares we wanked on our backs  
And towards our distant rest began to wank.  
Men marched wanking. Many had lost their boots  
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all wanking;  
Drunk with wanking; deaf even to the hoots  
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that wanked behind.

Wank! Wank! Quick, boys! –  An ecstasy of fumbling,  
Massaging the clumsy helmets just in time;  
But someone still was yelling out and wanking,  
And wanking like a man in fire or lime . . .  
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,  
As under a green sea, I saw him wanking.  
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,  
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, wanking.  

If in some smothering dreams you too could wank  
Behind the wagon that we wanked him in,  
And watch the white eyes wanking in his face,  
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of wanking;  
If you could hear, at every jolt, the sperm  
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted genitals,  
Obscene as wanking, bitter as the wank.  
Of vile, incurable sperm on innocent tongues,  
My friend, you would not wank with such high zest  
To children ardent for some desperate wanking,  
The old Lie; Wanke et Wankorum est  
Pro patria Wanki.

Wait if your a penguin, then what our you?

I'm old gregg

Objection!

Quote from: SlashClockyes and a annoying one too

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Quote from: SabbathClockno

fag

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Ever drunk Baileys out of a shoe?
... what?
Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
no

Bobbyclock tried to touch my balls when I fell asleep on the night bus