I've decided to get a head start before I head to college for it next year, and I got myself dreamweaver and flash and whatnot.

What other sorts of programs/tools/know-how would give me a jumpstart on how to tackle these two adobe giants?

Fuck a horse.

One of the computer tech teachers at my school is a grade-A bombshell for a lady in her 30's. Massive fake knockers and whatnot.

Sadly I got the other teacher for computer classes. Nice lady, ordered me shoes once, she did.

Quote from: Fireman;1742723I'm not sure if this was posted on the CC before but it's another great example of honkeys being fools.

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My World Geography teacher is very similar to these people.
A blind idiot who adheres to band-wagoning and more traditional ways of thought along with just being fuck-stubborn; rather than being a rationalizing, logical individual who does research before complaining.

I just wanna punch these people when I speak to them.

Thankfully, I get to graduate before classes end, and I plan to promptly return with a visitors pass, walk into her room with all the younger kids there in class, and call her a Stubborn Asshole.

Then run. Because I'm positive that right wing bitch will be after me like all hell is set loose.

Any of you with a PS3 play this?

It's been out a fairly decent while now, and it's a real punisher, but I can't help going back for more. I've decided it's about time I at least beat it on the first play through.

However, some of these levels are flat out annihilating me. I could use some co-op demon slaying adventure fun and whatnot.

If you were told you were going to die, and not given very long, under the premise that you are a complete and total virgin..

...would you hire women to make love to you before you die?

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<3 you guys.

I loved Crust's flashes. As for drawing, I'd say that Zombie Lincoln's pieces certainly hold a lot of interest!

I once wrote on a desk in my American history class:

"STALIN IS THE MAN!"

I got off scott-free, which was pretty cool.

Then again, this is the south, and things are pretty backwards down here.

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MS Paint is fucking great man don't go there

Such tools of great measure can be committed to terrible deeds in the hands of evil men.

Those are some realistic cysts there.

Cute. Very cute.

This is just awful.

Only MS Paint is capable of such travesties, of course.

Quote from: Aidrocsid;1716309What kind of porn name is Gangster Pussy for a guy?

Must be the fellow who looks like he has the dreads barely glued onto his head.

As one of those unbiased fellows subject to random leave and return, I vote we reclaim the portal, because that guy named after that African virus who got a prize for a clock day submission is kind of annoying.

A kind welcome to you fellow.

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I know I've heard that before, what is that from?

Quote from: ampm;1715665I would have gone to school with the shit on my pants. sounds a lot more fun

This.

Just because I think I could have fun coming up with explanations.
I'm usually the one to end up in this sort of situation anyway. lol

Agoraphobia? Is that the fear of agriculture?

He must not be a very good cowboy.

These are just ridiculous, a lot of them aren't as funny as others.

It almost remind me of an Adult Swim-esque humor, to be honest.

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So I just watched it, but all I remember is something involving the overview page of an atlas getting it on with a...watermelon?

Very nice, Fived.