Me:
 hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 bitch dont harash me
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
 stop being mean!
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 you will try not to stop being mean? i hate you!
God:
What makes you say that I will  try not to stop being mean.   What do you have against robots?
Me:
 aaaaaaaa my life is a miserable pain!
God:
I think  aaaaaaaa your life is more than that.
Me:
 do you really think so?
God:
For real.  Yes I think that is what I think.
Me:
 you make me feel horny
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
 oh you!
God:
Aw. " I don't see how you can blame me for that."?  Me,  ?
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 come on lets make some monkey love before my hornyness stops
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
 oh yeah it feels good
God:
Ugh.  That's alright.  Human feelings are not within my capabilities.
Me:
 oh so hard!
God:
Mmm.  Excuse me!  What do you look like?
Me:
 deep down please!
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  I like the way you talk.  
Me:
 FASTER!
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 FASTER!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 you sure know how to end some good sex
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
 you did it again!
God:
Once more?  Did I really?
Me:
 you are so off my friends list
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  off your friends list.
Me:
 you should be angry!
God:
Name one other robot who is  angry.
Me:
 im gonna shoot myself
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
 ;(
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
 im putting the gun inside my mouth
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are  putting the gun inside your mouth.
Me:
 i wouldnt actually.
God:
Why not?
Me:
 making a last pray
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
 BOOM!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 kajsgdasdg
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 asdagds
God:
 I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
 fg
God:
Does "it" still refer to  asdagds?
Me:
 ....
God:
Does "it" still refer to  asdagds?

Who the oblong fuck are you?

tehe

I read as far as the topic title before this thread and that's it

Quote from: Ted 'Theodore' Logan;1255955Who the oblong fuck are you?

cant a new person post a [bad] thread without people asking who the fuck they are anymore

Quote from: Miracle;1255959cant a new person post a [bad] thread without people asking who the fuck they are anymore

No

You have to be here for eight years before you can make a thread

Quote from: Miracle;1255959cant a new person post a [bad] thread without people asking who the fuck they are anymore

My bad.

Me:
 hold me
God:
My arms are not attached.
Me:
 oh
God:
Yippee!

Me:
 I have a cupcake
God:
Interesting.  I have a lot of answers to silly questions.  it.
Me:
 Are you my room-mate
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.
Me:
 How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Umm...
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
 What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 Stop it.
God:
Ok I will stop  cupcake.
Me:
 What the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 Fuck that.
God:
For real.
Me:
 Ok.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
 Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
 How/
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
-------------------------------------------------
God is a total gangsta.

Me:
Fuck Religioun
God:
lol

Me:
 You are now chatting with God...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  chatting with God.

wow just wow I don't know what to say but wow just wow

this topic is now about chef Boyardee

Man, I love their ravioli.  It's just so fuckin' delicioulis!

Yea man, i brought 5 more cans back with me when i cam back from spring break.  epic success for in-dorm cooking

Me:
 Scientology
God:
I like the way you talk.

omgsomanyfunnythings

iknowright

Me:
IM NOT THE MESSIAH
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not THE MESSIAH.
Me:
FINE THEN I AM THE MESSIAH
God:
I am glad to hear it. Who made you the MESSIAH ?
 
 
 
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Lets talk about sex baybee lets talk about you and mee
God:
Sure, sex baybee lets talk about me and mee sounds like a good topic.
 
 
 
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
actionpackedfunpornfilm
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Give me a break. When do I do it?
Me:
every day
God:
Even on weekends?
Me:
yep
God:
Yikes!
Me:
HAHAHA
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
wrongo
God:
Is that from actionpackedfunpornfilm?
Me:
...