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The most ambitious assassin ever.

Farted by ToadClock, April 30, 2008, 09:20:27 AM

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ToadClock

Though I'm trying to figure out his logic here. He's going to kill himself to go to a place that comes AFTER death in order to kill someone there. What does this kid think happens if you kill someone in heaven? They come to Earth?

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/04/teen-in-sc-bomb.html

Regardless, you don't win many points for choosing a guy who taught love all his life and died to grant people mercy and forgiveness as your target.
Now if he picked someone like Rosie O'Donnell, then he'd have justification. (I'd feel bad for Satan though, getting her...)

frozennn

Quote from: ToadClock;1296399(I'd feel bad for Satan though, getting her...)
Your hate for women just gets more and more obvious.
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Bigglesnoots

No mister police officer! I didn't want to blow up my school! I wanted to kill Jesus! Really! I'm crazy! File me as non compos mentis!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

ToadClock

Quote from: TrollangleClock;1296401Your hate for women just gets more and more obvious.

Rosie O'Donnell is not a woman.

BreadfruitClock

uh if he blew up his school wouldn't he go to hell!?

China Clock

Quote from: Scout;1296423uh if he blew up his school wouldn't he go to hell!?

Maybe he's just jewish and hoping to meet Jesus in Jew-heaven.

Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: China Clock;1296436Maybe he's just jewish and hoping to meet Jesus in Jew-heaven.

I heard you can eat arab babies in Jew heaven.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

ToadClock

Quote from: Fat Cop;1296545If he was seriously thinking that, did he think he'd be able to take weapons into the afterlife?

He trained heavily in hand-to-hand combat for three years just in case.

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GodClock

Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

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LuigiClock

Charged with attempt to arm a weapon of mass destruction, are 2 liter bottles with aluminum and chlorine considered the next nuke now?
You outta pocket...

Topcatyo

Haha, heard about this yesterday.  Guy's pretty crazy.
What, does he think destroying his whole school will get him into heaven?
Quote from: ToadClock;1297156He trained heavily in hand-to-hand combat for three years just in case.
That's just hilarious.

CaramelAppleClock

Wouldn't he be going to Jesus after death anyway?
Such impatient child... :ohdear: