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Farted by FluxCapacitorClock, May 01, 2008, 09:28:05 PM

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Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: Flux;1298012I finished off everything but English and Algebra 2 in 9th-11th grade and then did Algebra 2 first semester.

I did it on purpose and let my guidance counselor know my intentions the first year. He's a cool guy and let me make it possible. _poogle_

Ah that makes sense.  I think they made us take more credits than we needed to graduate. lol
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

Topcatyo

I have block scheduling, so I only have four classes each day but they all last 84 minutes and I've had dreams I was on the Titanic in the middle of Economics.

patriotclock

only kids with no friends go in my schools computer rooms haha

LuxenbergClock

I'm only on my computer when I have nothing else interesting to do


...so pretty much all the time
QuoteBob awesome

Topcatyo

I'm so nerd I've actually thought up new weapons for the other TF2 classes.
Like the engineer, who has a turret that can't be zapped, but takes longer to repair and has half the health of a normal turret.

FluxCapacitorClock

I'm so nerd that I made a thread on an internet forum expressing my nerdiness and requested that others do so as well!

LuigiClock

i can create my own effects processing boards by standard hardware and simple programming, and know a lot about audio effects. Also I have taken 2 classes on quantum mechanics
You outta pocket...

FluxCapacitorClock

Quote from: El Masked Bandito;1298039Also I have taken 2 classes on quantum mechanics

If I was given an option to take those, I would.

Ti-83Clock

im a calculator
nuff said

Marlin Clock

I don't get straight A's or anything, but my science skillz are through the roof. I also still hold on to traditional and anti-drug values which sorta separates me from other people where interests are concerned.
I.e., I am a "prude".

The only non-nerdy thing that might happen to me is becoming Prom King.
Seriously.

Ti-83Clock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1298047I don't get straight A's or anything, but my science skillz are through the roof. I also still hold on to traditional and anti-drug values which sorta separates me from other people where interests are concerned.
I.e., I am a "prude".

The only non-nerdy thing that might happen to me is becoming Prom King.
Seriously.

pics or it didnt happen

Blue

I met my wife in a computer lab. I spend a minimum of 12 hours online a day. Sometimes 16, depending on the day of the week.
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DillClock

Me and a friend of mine had a massive debate that lasted about two hours of how time travel could possibly work in the Terminator series without causing paradoxes.

Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: Deep Blue;1298063I met my wife in a computer lab. I spend a minimum of 12 hours online a day. Sometimes 16, depending on the day of the week.

According to unwritten rules, having a wife (or a girlfriend for an extended period of time) instantly makes you not nerdy.  However, should you lose said wife/girlfriend, you instantly become a nerd again.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

ChocolateBarClock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1298054I'm a member of an internet flash group.
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yay a new sig
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Quote from: Jack O\'Neil;1267362your uncle took a shit in your wii
Quote from: TimeBeast (IRC)<Timebeast> i need help eating nuts

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^pure unicode^

GodClock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1298047The only non-nerdy thing that might happen to me is becoming Prom King.
Seriously.

what an honour! now you can look back 30 years from now and be like, i was the king of prom during high school.
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

HoochClock


Ti-83Clock

Quote from: Deep Blue;1298063I met my wife in a computer lab. I spend a minimum of 12 hours online a day. Sometimes 16, depending on the day of the week.

i met my girlfriend... one day when i was drawing and animating something involving a pokeball and a stickfigure coming out of it... on her calculator
yeah im kewl.

Solenoidclock

Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1297997I know the difference between an RJ-45 and an RJ-11 plug and a CAT5 cable from thicknet.

I'm so nerdy I can identify the network layers that different protocols operate on, and I know the difference between PCI-X and PCI-Express. I also know that SCSI was originally pronounced Sec-see, and I can order the ports in the back of my computer by Bandwidth, Latency, and IEEE Standard. Ajajajajajaja!

I am so nerdy that both my girlfriend and I are learning Lojban so that are conversations can be syntactically unambiguous. We met in robotics, she is missing her left arm past the elbow and I took it as a design challenge. She teaches Taekwondo to 8-16 year-olds and gives commands in elvish, and I teach 4th graders how to use the Fibonacci numbers to maximize the amount of non-overlapping pepperonis on a Pizza.

I'm so nerdy that my dad wouldn't let me watch Pi because he thought it would give me ideas. One year later, I wouldn't let him watch Primer because he wouldn't get it.

I'm so nerdy I'll hang around outside a polysomnography clinic at 4:00 AM if I think I have a chance at using their equipment. I'm so persistent that they agreed to let me use the EEG before lights-out if I either bought my own paste or shaved my head.

I'm so nerdy I got a discipline referral for adding a new physics student named "Eddy Currents".

I'm so nerdy I have tour monologues for all of my walking routes that I may or may not ever be accompanied on, complete with corny jokes and full historical timelines.

I'm so nerdy I once made a semantic map showing music loops shared between techno tracks on my MP3 player as the basis of an essay on fair use.

I'm so nerdy this list could go on multiple posts if I weren't worried about Jeff Foxworthy Murdering me in my sleep.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

BehemothClock

Quote from: Monterey Jack;1298106I'm so nerdy I have tour monologues for all of my walking routes that I may or may not ever be accompanied on, complete with corny jokes and full historical timelines.
That's not nerdy, that's just good planning. If your walking routes suddenly become major tourist traps you'll be way ahead of the game.
Scombridae?