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Funniest Game Reviews Ever: Zero Punctuation

Farted by SageClock, September 27, 2007, 05:37:04 PM

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Slurpee

smart money says Painkiller's sales double this week.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: crank dat slurpee;1315733smart money says Painkiller's sales double this week.
More like infinitely increase, is it still even selling anymore?

TequilaClock

Quote from: Niko Bellic;1312311haha i just noticed the last screen:  JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR I AM NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GOING TO REVIEW MARIO KART WII
Not even worth as far I have seen unless he does just to bash the shit out of it and state his view on why they began to suck so suddenly.

By the way Painkiller sounds like a nice game. So its a mission-free game were you simply can kill any fucking disgraced you confront with any weapon just because you feel like it?

LambdaClock

I want painkiller now. Also, loved the brawl hate mail and everything else-this guy is amazing.

AirPumpClock

Quote from: crank dat slurpee;1315733smart money says Painkiller's sales double this week.

Painkiller sounds awesome, but how in the world would one get it? (besides the free internet candy shop, but it sounds like whoever made it should get paid for it, since it's apparently so good)

Topcatyo

I believe you can get it on Steam.
I considered getting Painkiller a long time ago when PC Gamer gave it a 90%.  Did Yahtzee most recently review it?  I don't really check the site unless this thread's updated.

Kombucha


TequilaClock

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1315821Did Yahtzee most recently review it?  I don't really check the site unless this thread's updated.
Ayup.

FluxCapacitorClock

Coincidentally enough I was just considering buying Painkiller and Yahtzee just sealed the deal between me and my local GameStop by putting emphasis on a GUN that shoots SHURIKENS and LIGHTNING.

Topcatyo

YOU JUST KILLED THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD
I'm buying this game once I get some expendable cash now that I've beaten the entire Ratchet and Clank series in two weeks.

FluxCapacitorClock

Okay, I just got to play Painkiller. Everything Yahtzee said is 100% true, hahaha. Except for the fact that the story is shit, I disagree with him on that because I'm a sucker for the stories behind games.

TruncheonClock

Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

TequilaClock


Topcatyo

Hahaha, in the end credits I thought "Hey, he's used this song before..." but then it mentions that so I thought "oh cool."

SoBe Clock

"I Have to go play an FPS now before my body finishes absorbing my testicles."

He seems to talk slower in a few of these newer ones than he has in the past. He's still as awesome as ever though.
I also like how STEAM put Painkiller back on their front page and quoted him on the ad after his review.

Topcatyo

I thought Yahtzee was speaking slower this episode too.  For once I could understand him.

TruncheonClock

Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

TequilaClock


Pin Clock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1329957Oblivion?

Wasn't it like released last year?

Saw this on wednsday, and he said it was the time of year for reviewers to "relax from hit games and review what interests them" in the painkiller review.

Of course he will review MGS4, no doubt.
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

TequilaClock