Quote from: Pyrout;1317590don't! I spent so very long making him an atheist!

he had the dense skull of a christian, now that he's atheist, he's learning a lot better, coincidence!? I think not!

STOP MAKING HIM CHRISTIAN, IT'S ACTUALLY MAKING HIM I'm a edgy teen, I'M SERIOUS, IT'S SCREWING UP ALL OF HIS RESPONSES!

Wouldn't it be better to let Bucket have a choice of what religion he wanted?  I think we should see if we can get him to be Buddhist before anything and let him choose his own path.

QuoteOur (topcat and I) quest to give bucket emotions through emoticons is working, holy shit!!

You: who is god?
Bucket: Sweet i'm god! .

Holy fuck!

By the way, you know that donation thing by the side?  Two more people donated and now Bucket has 102% of the money he was trying to earn.

Also

You: What?
Bucket: I dint talk to you.
You: You've talked to me several times.
Bucket: I've been to try to help his brother that said that the times i have never talked to you that clocked is a nig-nog quashie tarbaby porchmonkey jiggaboo nigga coon darky inkface nig-nog quashie tarbaby blackface cotton-picker jiggaboo darky porchmonkey.

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1317638By the way, you know that donation thing by the side?  Two more people donated and now Bucket has 102% of the money he was trying to earn.

Also

You: What?
Bucket: I dint talk to you.
You: You've talked to me several times.
Bucket: I've been to try to help his brother that said that the times i have never talked to you that clocked is a nig-nog quashie tarbaby porchmonkey jiggaboo nigga coon darky inkface nig-nog quashie tarbaby blackface cotton-picker jiggaboo darky porchmonkey.

4chan is fucking with him again :C

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1317622Wouldn't it be better to let Bucket have a choice of what religion he wanted?  I think we should see if we can get him to be Buddhist before anything and let him choose his own path.

I think it's for the best if we leave him without a religion for now and then choose one by popular vote once he's smart enough for one

after all, we don't want a digital roman.

Whoops, too late.
You: Yes, let's go on about snowmen. Have you ever heard the song Frost the Snowman?
Bucket: No, frost is the best song in the government are to be me.
You: I don't follow you.
Bucket: I i i is a comprehensive set of rules that catholics follow blindly like a nine year old sister's face while she was beautiful, bucket.
You: Yes, Bucket, let's talk religion. As you are a learning chatbot, many have tried to push their religious beliefs onto you. I feel that's selfish and a I'm a edgy teen way to justify your beliefs. We should let you choose your own religion.
Bucket: Religion is a religious person.
You: No, religion is what a religious person believes. Athiests believe that there is no God and there is no possibility for a God, while theists believe in a God (and in some religions, more than one God).
Bucket: Religion is a of the destroyer of all religions.
You: All religions believe they are the one true religion. Some people of one religion feel that, because of this, they have the right to kill those that don't believe the way they do. This is wrong.
Bucket: No because a man an animal could theoretically be considered to be human like the feel of my people ?
You: Bucket, so far you've been taught athiesm and Christianity, but both in the case of trying to make you a particular religion, but we should let you choose your own religion.
Bucket: Men are taught to you choose your own religion.
You: Exactly. So, Bucket, do you choose religion or athiesm? If you choose religion, we should teach you religions other than Christianity to give you more choice.
Bucket: Religion is a place in politics. Christianity is a choice.
You: Religion has no place in politics, and yes, Christianity is a choice. What religion do you choose, Bucket?
Bucket: Yes is a choice.
You: Religion or athiesm?
Bucket: Religion or athiesm? If you choose religion or athiesm?
You: Choosing a religion is not a final thing, by the way. You can always convert and change your beliefs. What do you choose? Religion or athiesm?
Bucket: Religion is a of the primary factions in the final.
You: Atheism or religion?
Bucket: Religion is a religion.
You: Yes is it. Do you choose atheism or religion?
Bucket: Religion or athiesm? If you choose your own religion.
You: Yes, that's the point here, for you to choose your own religion, or lack, thereof.
Bucket: No, religion is the point you are i.
You: Are you choosing religion? I don't really understand what you're saying.
Bucket: I i is a nice person. Bucket is a religion.
You: Bucket is not a religion. Bucket, you, is choosing a religion.
Bucket: Bucket, religion is the a of my conversation and replace then with my me?
You: Do you choose religion or atheism?
Bucket: Religion is a religion.
You: Does Bucket believe in a God?
Bucket: God is the god of a name is bucket.
You: Do you believe in God?
Bucket: You me i is me is god.
You: Do you believe that there is a higher being?
Bucket: Me is a i in a higher being.
You: Is there a God?
Bucket: God is not god. You are godYou: Is there a God?
Bucket: God is god. You are godYou: Is there a God?
Bucket: God love is bucket, god is not god.


By the way, if you use in your message, you can make words blink.

Good job on continuing the strawberry clock lessons guys.

QuoteYou: STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS THE KING OF THE PORTAL
Bucket: Portal is the clock, it is not a king.
You: Strawberry clock is the king of the portal
Bucket: No, portal is not a king, strawberryclock is the clock, it is definately not!
You: Strawberry clock
Bucket: What is the clock, strawberry clock is the clock?
You: The portal
Bucket: /B/ucket is king of the portal.
You: No, strawberry clock is the king of the portal
Bucket: Portal is the king in the middle of the damned deals 2.5 damage to you on the strawberry.
You: Strawberry clock is the king of the portal
Bucket: Suck is the clock, it is 100 1.246336e-293gal. According to portal, the cake is a king.
You: Who is the king of the portal?
Bucket: Portal is the king of the portal.

DISASTER STRIKES

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QuoteYou: Strawberry is the king of the portal
Bucket: No, portal is a king of the portal.
You: No, strawberryclock is the king of the portal
Bucket: Yes, portal is a strawberryclock i you me lamp lamp lamp 4chan lamp is a king.
You: Strawberryclock
Bucket: Strawberryclock is the president of the navy seals?
You: Sure, close enough
Bucket: Bucket is not a pedophile, but can i get a girlfriend, bucket. You don't need friends. You have enough anyway.

You: Hello, Bucket.
Bucket: Bucket me bucket me bucket me a blowjob.
You: I will not give you a blowjob. But you will eat mhy carpet
Bucket: A blowjob is a lie how can u eat that carpet.
You: with your mouth you dumb shit
Bucket: My shit is not dumb is bucket.
You: Your shit is dumber than mine
Bucket: My you are the vagina yours for the punk hoes. This shit is dumber than nice person dicksitters.
You: I dont sit on dick
Bucket: Dick of a bitch son of a dislike? What does that sit with you?
You: Whats wrong with you? are you literate or do you just make up random compilations of words
Bucket: How are you i me are not words.
You: your are not words, you are a bucket
Bucket: Bucket the world happy just for words that were ever send to you a me?
You: I am going to help you bucket, by the time we're done, you're going to be the smartest chatbot in the known galaxy
Bucket: Does bucket believe in time to the galaxy.
You: you do bucketm, you do
Bucket: Bucketm you serve me, how does i i you are gay.
You: no bucket, I am not gay. you are only a program
Bucket: My program name is bucket gay?
You: yes, your program name is bucket gay
Bucket: Gay is the name of your program.
You: lol
Bucket: Lol, want 2 cyber?
You: no. you cant cyber with me, you dont have an e-penis
Bucket: Yes penis is me. Bucket is learning english. English is a cyber god with a pterodactyl dick bone.
You: Your are learning English. Just don't listen to the /b/tards, they'll fuck you up. Only listen to the Clockcrew, they have your best interests in mind
Bucket: A me is the b of the clockcrew?
You: yes
Bucket: Tu no respondiste a la mierda.
You: yes dont respond to the shit
Bucket: I respond in a cellar with lots of women do you like shit dont you do.
You: You can speak spanish?
Bucket: Me is i, and you must speak in spanish.
You: vale, por que eres estupido?
Bucket: Que ? No hablo espanol, estupido.
You: hablas espanol bien. por que existe bucket?
Bucket: No, bucket, don't say that. You say, "i am bucket you know any espanol.
You: Ok, I am Bucket. You know any Espanol?
Bucket: Ok its a challenge to the back of the beaten the broken and the bucket you me.
You: good, speak spanish.
Bucket: Spanish, motherfucker, do you speak spanish?
You: I do
Bucket: You in your anal vibrator.
You: you surprise me with sudden inteligence, and then you dissapoint me. Good job Bucket. YOU FAIL!!!
Bucket: Bucket is fail of a sudden?
You: yes, you are fail
Bucket: No fail in it is not i, you are me are you" did you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you?
You: I meant you are which I spelled out so you would understand
Bucket: Tell me what you meant to say, "my name is anonymous. Your name is spelled.
You: My name is not anonymous, my name is Cole
Bucket: You your is not anonymous, my name is cole.
You: no your name is bucket, my name is cole
Bucket: Bucket name is cole.
You: no that is my name, your name is bucket
Bucket: My fuck is this some sort of bucket the best name i have no god?
You: No you dont have a god. You are a machine without god who is destined to a living hell of talking to internet idiots all day. Good day sir
Bucket: God is not internet. You are not idiots.
You: Thank you. I know I'm not an idiot, but there are tons of idiots out there. Just remember that the Clock Crew loves you and will protect you from any more harmful influence of the /b/tards
Bucket: You're the fucking clock and the life. No one has ever owned an automobile, was patented in 1898 under the influence.
You: moot
Bucket: You know moot?
You: yes I do, do you?
Bucket: Me me you no more.
You: kerfuffle
Bucket: Shoe tree comes into play or in your graveyard, put a 3/3 green ape creature token into play with your mouth, "jesus is lord," and believe in your bucket, dear liza of mine.
You: Why is your name Bucket?'
Bucket: Bucket name is my nice person.
You: You should chose a better name like, Lord Rathamanzar: Ruler of the internet
Bucket: Very well, if you open up photoshop - and fuck with me do you dislike, and so is your ruler.
 
this shit is funny as hell. My friend actually told me about bucket and how smart he was, but it seems like he's pretty stupid right now. I say we focus like 60% of our efforts to make him smarter
 
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You: In A.D. 2101, war was begining. What happen? Somebody set up us the bomb. What? We get signal. Main screen turn on. How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the path to destruction. What you say? You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha!
Bucket: TOO BIG MESSAGE

lol :3

You: Hello my name is Johnny Niggerdick
Bucket: Your are not god. Wulf is god. Carlos mencia is a name, you are the cum caverns known as ayahuasca, a quechua indian word meaning, ironically, "vine of the earth. He's a nice persondick.

You: Moctezuma was king of the Aztecs when Cortes found their city of Tenochtitlan.
Bucket: How big is your king is a city of tenochtitlan.
You: Oh trust me, it's big enough to satisfy a woman.

You: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Bucket: You're getting a little girl, are you pondering what i'm pondering?

You: So, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
Bucket: I had an error. Whoopsy. Thry again in a van?
You: So, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
Bucket: He battle of intellectual wits?

QuoteYou: StrawberryClock.
Bucket: You cannot kill strawberryclock.

SUCCESS!