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Australia wins the hypothetical fat olympics, experts say

Farted by Slurpee, June 26, 2008, 11:40:04 AM

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Slurpee

http://www.smh.com.au/news/health/australia-pips-us-as-worlds-fattest-nation/2008/06/19/1213770827371.html
QuoteAUSTRALIA has overtaken the United States as the world's most obese nation, a new report says.

The report, Australia's Future Fat Bomb, says 26 per cent of adult Australians - almost 4 million people - are now obese, 1 million more than the last calculation in 1999.

The findings mean Australia is the world's most overweight nation, ahead of the notoriously super-sized Americans, who have a 25 per cent obesity rate.

if this is old news whatever fuck you



fellow americans... victory is ours.


Losperman

God damn it, America is losing everything left and right, and now we can't even win at losing.
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MonsterMunch

You do realise that if all the fat people in Australia jumped in the air at the same time.......they might lose some fucking weight!

LeekClock

That just means... everyone else is getting fatter. This is not a solution!

PirateClock

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QuoteBob awesome


DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR;1346882i blame global warming

Beat me to it :(

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Roman Collar Clock

I heard China is starting to become the fattest nation due to eating too much American fast food.

HAHAHA THEY TRIED TO POISON OUR KIDS WITH LEAD TOYS AND WE MADE THEM FUCKING FAT WITH OUR HAMBURGERS AHAHAHAHHA
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.


Topcatyo

Quote from: Uncle Fester;1346927I want to see an actual fat olympics.

Granted, shotput, discus, and weight lifting would be the only events, but still.
No, see, those would make the fat olympics unfun.  I want to see the 500 meter dash and, long jump, and pole-vault.

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peyoteclock

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1347237I heard China is starting to become the fattest nation due to eating too much American fast food.

HAHAHA THEY TRIED TO POISON OUR KIDS WITH LEAD TOYS AND WE MADE THEM FUCKING FAT WITH OUR HAMBURGERS AHAHAHAHHA

i highly doubt this the majority of china is too poor to eat fast food.

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souljaclocktellem

Quote from: YoteYote;1347291i highly doubt this the majority of china is too poor to eat fast food.
fo real dis niga stupid as fuk u cant git fat eatin rice